Tuesday, November 30, 2010
MICROPHONE CHECKA....
Good morning Tuesday….I’m hoping everything is as good as yesterday….WOOOOOOOWEEEEEE……what a day….I feel like I’m showered with blessings….it’s not a mistake that it’s going to rain today either…just let it RAIN…….I am so loved….Thank God….today is a little calmer than yesterday….even though I got more good news….SHOWS…SHOWS…and lord have mercy…MORE SHOWS….I am SOOOOOOO very HAPPY…but not like yesterday…a sista was CRAZEE…given speeches at the SOUL TRAIN AWARD and stuff….I admit at times I can be a very loud person…but I know when to SHUT THE HELL UP….so I’ve taken it down a notch….there is no need to OBNOXIOUS about it……I’m just HAPPY…SHOOT…..now…..to all my peoples in ALBANY and near ALBANY….look out for me….I’m coming atcha…REAL SOO…...I’m so excited….THIS IS WHAT I DO….”I LOVE COMEDY”….and I can’t wait…PLANES…TRAINS….AUTOMOBILES…and a GREYHOUND if I’m really pressed for time or maybe a little broke…..now…of course…I got thangs to do this morning…MY FAMILY STILL NEEDS TO LIVE…so I’m gonna be really short and sweet today….BE KIND…RESPECTFUL AND LISTEN….that’s what I do….AND I’m still a “SEXY BEAST”….so don’t be mad…..mainly because…”I ain’t mad atcha”….just doing my thang and LOVIN IT…have a great day people…I know I will….until the next post..
Monday, November 29, 2010
FIRE AND DESIRE....
Good morning all…what a BEAUTIFUL day it is…I had a SPECTACULAR NIGHT and I know my DAY is going to be GREAT…I did the WISEGUYS thang last night and I had a BLAST!!!.....y’all betta ask somebody…I want thank everyone who came out to support last night…THE LOVE was truly appreciated….I want thank WISEGUYS for giving me the opportunity to BLESS their stage…also…a special shout and thank you to Jonathan Dean…I’m honored….but I am on this CLOUD right now…..I definitely want to give my love and thanks to my niece Latoya for the fabulous attire that rocked real hard on the STAGE last night…to Jeff and Gina for their LOVE AND SUPPORT…always….now I’m silly….I want to thank FACEBOOK…for giving me the platform to make people aware of my venues….without them…I would have a lot of calls to make…lol…I am just in a THANKING mood today…lol…. Let me bring it back because I think I’m getting a little out of control right now..…I feel like I’m accepting a AWARD or something…lol…anyway/anyhow..I’ve got things to do…as always…and I have to focus on TADAY!!!!...November is almost gone and December is hitting me right in the face…it’s the countdown for a number of things for me…one is my “CONTEST/GIVEAWAY”…don’t forget…. it’s decision time on December 10th…so please comment and follow before it’s too late.......I’ve got SHOWS…SHOWS…AND MORE SHOWS coming up on the December calendar….so follow the blog so you can be informed..… and of course…most important….CHRISTMAS….listen people….I am feeling REALLY REALLY GOOD today…and nothing is going to make that mood change today…and believe it or not…… it’s FREAKIN MONDAY…UNBELIEVABLE…..LOVE IT….LOVE IT…LOVE YOU!!!!....have a beautiful and blessed day everyone…I DEFINITELY WILL…until the next post peoples…..
Saturday, November 27, 2010
BLACK COFFEE..NO SUGAR...NO CREAM...
Good morning...I hope everyone is doing well...sorry I missed the blog yesterday....FRIDAY was a real CRAZY DAY...but HERE I IZ TADAY....oh it's Saturday......I'm feeling a tad bit hungry...AGAIN...time goes by so fast when you're having fun and filling your face...I GUESS...or you're just BUSY AS HELL....I have so much on my plate...and I LOVE IT...keeps me focused and my eye on the PRIZE....I am truly grateful for all the opportunities I've been blessed with.......and TRUST...I'm gonna handle it with grace and STYLE...I keep telling ya'll I'm a "SEXY BEAST"...who is very HUMBLE....I do what I do....and I love what I do...STAND UP COMEDY....it's my PASSION....and it satisfies me to the HIGHEST LEVEL....all I want for CHRISTMAS is a CORDLESS MIC.....now you know....that's LOVE.....lol... and some funny shit..cuz there is a couple of other things I want..but anyway...gotta prepare for a show on SUNDAY...yes...SUNDAY....I haven't done a show on SUNDAY in YEARS....and it's definitely about to go down....I want to also welcome my new addition to the blog...I now have 10 followers to date now...WHOOOPPEEEEEE...and it's crazy...lol...cuz I have close to 4,000 views...."SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE...SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME"....remember that song...OLE SKOOL represent...now next week we'll be in December....ya might wanna comment and follow...for my "CONTEST/GIVEAWAY".....don't miss out on this great opportunity....anybody can WIN.....I want everyone to enjoy their day...I know I will....I got some food to finish...until the next post....
Thursday, November 25, 2010
THANKFUL TODAY...OF COURSE....
Good morning all....GOD BLESS EVERYBODY....this is definitely the time to spend with your FAMILY AND LOVED ONES....I love this holiday because I LOVE COOKING....and most importantly....my family LOVES my cooking.....I did the damn thang until 3am...and God gave me all my strength...and I never question it....yesterday...I did my 9-5 thang...went to WISEGUYS to do my STAND UP performance...picked up a few thangs at the supermarket....and then bust down the cooking....the end result.... BAKED MACARONI AND CHEESE...POTATO SALAD...SWEET POTATOS...GREENS....CORNBREAD....(minus the TURKEY AND HAM...thanks Jeff you did the damn thang)...I can go on and on with my menu..but you can imagine...the LIST is long..... you get the picture...THE DAVIS FAMILY IS VERY THANKFUL and will be very FULL....I miss my sister Regina..my neices Toya, Danie and Whitney..great neices and great nephews....my BOYS from another mother...Benji and Prince and my granddaughters(yeah I said it)...and I love them ALL from the bottom of my HEART...they give me everything I want and need....and it's not all materilistic...they mainly give me SUPPORT AND THEY MAKE SURE I KNOW THEY LOVE ME.....I know everyone should be taking this day to count their blessings and share food and LOVE with the special folks in their lives...I an definitely enjoying taday....and I am so happy to around the folks that know and most importantly....love me for who I am.....I am truly BLESSED and HIGHLY FAVORED....and "YA KNOW THIS MAN!"...in Chris Tucker's voice.....I hope everyone enjoys this day...and remember...Christmas is right around the corner...Lord knows my wallet ain't ready for that TADAY..I am going to do the BLACK FRIDAY thang...just not at the stores....and it's only because I'm "BLACK AND IT'S FRIDAY!"...whatever man........but my family and I are GOOD...I got everything I NEED... WE ARE ALRIGHT..I'M SMILING RIGHT NOW..WITH A BIG OLE PLATE OF THANKSGIVING FOOD..lol....now I have to work tomorrow..YEAH.....IT IS WHAT IT IS....and I'm gonna enjoy my blessings and PRAY that EVERYONE...has a beautiful day....and make sure you EAT EAT and EAT some more...cause I AM....until the next post peoples...
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
I AM SO THANKFUL........
Good morning...I just have one question...how do all the kids get off from school today...WHAT THEY GOTTA COOK???...SHOP???...WHAT??? somebody please fill me in.......yeah yeah I know....THE TEACHERS HAVE TO...but SO DO I....I don't get it...any way...I'm the only one out the house this morning....THAT IS SOME REAL %&*#@.....now trust me...I am not complaining...just a little bothered....let me get back in the spirit....I do have alot of things on my list today....which is TYPE LONG...I'll be at WiseGuys tonight @ 7pm....and then...I'm gonna cook...and cook...and cook.....THE LIFE OF A COMEDY DIVA....it is what it is.....now....for the folks that keep inquiring about my videos....I am still working on it...it should be posted up very soon...but thanks for asking...A SISTA BUSY....everyone have a great day....I know I will..I'll be up all night.....until the next post....
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
MOVE CHICK...GET OUT THE WAY....
Good morning...I hope all is well..withe everyone....soooo much is going on..right now with me....and I guess it's because...IT IS WHAT IT IS....I gotta take the GOOD with the BAD...and the UGLY....but I'm tougher than leather...and I wear it WELL....sorry about not blogging yesterday...I think if I had....YA'LL WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE....THIS CHICK IS REALLY CRAZY..FOR REAL!!!....I had no phone..I have one now...but the process is STUPID AS HELL...moving forward....I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE PRESIDENT OF THE IPHONE'S..REALLY...tell him.....cuz he needs to know...."IT'S NOT OK TO REPLACE A PHONE"...FOUR DAMN TIMES....IT'S REALLY NOT...my list is long...so...I can't really EXHALE the way I would love too......this morning...just know....IT'S PUSHED MY GAME UP A NOTCH...so WATCH OUT NOW!!!!...everyone have a great day...and please don't forget about my "GIVEAWAY/CONTEST"....you SNOOZE YOU LOSE....have a great day people....cuz I will...until the next post....
Sunday, November 21, 2010
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES....
Good afternoon all...hope every one's weekend was good...my FRIDAY NIGHT WAS GREAT and I CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN.....I will get to that in a minute....but first I would like to send my condolences to the Batten Family(especially Tracy, Cleo and Shaun)...Mrs. Sadie Batten will be missed and never forgotten........I know what it feels like to lose a parent/loved one...I miss my DAD everyday....I know he's watching over me and he would definitely be proud of me...I never understood the rejoicing part when mourning.......but you have to think about the person...and my father....would not have wanted people to sit around all sad....he was upbeat....comical...and I would have to say definitely a "Party Animal"...RIP Daddy...whew...now I have to switch gears...what went down on FRIDAY...FRIDAY...FRIDAY...I had a great time performing and I really enjoyed the company of KD the Comic and all the comics who performed....I am so loving what I do....it's the best feeling in the world....and to receive the response...which is LAUGHTER...OH WHAT A FEELING....I am getting my booty ready for the week ahead....I got people to see and places to go....it's the countdown to MONDAY...so enjoy what's left of today and have a great tomorrow....until the next post..
Friday, November 19, 2010
WHAT IS REALLY GOOD...
Good morning...sorry for the late blog...IT IS WHAT IT IS...listen...I have a show tonight...I hope folks out in the Syracuse area come out...the line up for tonight...is off the CHAIN!!!!...I know Iknow...it was snowing this morning....I saw the it......WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING TONIGHT....REALLY???...JUST COME OUT AND HAVE A FEW LAUGHS....I know you'll have a blast....this is a short blog...for a LONG AZZ NIGHT...check me out tonight....IT'S REALLY ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!...I am so excited!!!....hope to see you there....AGAIN...comment....don't be SCURRED....LOL....have a beautiful day......SEE YOU TONIGHT...@ 8pm..441 Washington Avenue...I will post the link up on FACEBOOK...holla at me people....until the next post...
Thursday, November 18, 2010
POPPA WAS A ROLLING STONE....
Good morning people…Oh…. whatttttt a night!!!...my father loved that song…….so I performed last night at WiseGuys comedy club……I seriously love performing ….WHATEVA!!!…on stage at least people….I realize I have a lot of things going on right now…and I definitely have to position myself better….BECAUSE….the best is yet to come…..I know I’m going in the right direction…I feel like I’m not really paying attention to the things I HAVE to pay attention to…OK...…I have established a very GOOD support group…and this group of people…really care about my best interests…and I love that….because…GREAT SUPPORT is really hard to find..and when you find them…you wanna hold on to them and GROW….bottom line…RESPECT AND COMMUNICATE with them…POSITIVE THINGS CAN DEFINITELY HAPPEN…...LIFE is full of surprises…and you gotta…."THINK…THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO TO ME"…Aretha Franklin…represented that song…most of the time you have to roll with the punches…LAST NIGHT…I gave myself a TIME OUT….and it really was DEEP…..I’m thinking of ways to IMPROVE the GOOD support group I have…and to IMPROVE MYSELF…of course…..I want us to be GREAT….I’m gonna iron out the kinks and make sure we are all on the same PAGE…..I’m gonna try to the best of my ability…anyway...we are gonna DO THE DAMN THANG….LIFE IS TOO SHORT…I want to be extremely COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY…and I want them to be too….all around….and I mean it!!!!....I LOVE LIFE….and IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN….FOR REAL.....I FEEL IT….AND I CAN TASTE IT…..cheezin real HARD again…lol....…enough said…everyone have a great day…and don’t forget to comment…until the next post…but always….LOVE THE ONES YOUR WITH…..
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
TAKE ME AS I AM....
Good morning….and a GOOD morning it really is….I had a very busy day yesterday…I did everything I needed to do…had a crazy late night..but ALL IN ALL…it ended BEAUTIFULY…I still can’t believe….how it ended… I love COMEDY…and I am so HUMBLE…..First off, I have to Thank my sister and my husband….they did the damn thang yesterday….in my ABSENCE….and the result was SPECTACULAR….I have to give a special shout out to JP JUSTICE…..OMG….all I can say is “YOU ARE THE MAN”…I will be performing in NYC December 15th ya’ll…AHHHH YEAH……and for all the folks out there they wasn’t able to catch the last TWO times I was there….HERE’S YOUR CHANCE…..I am so excited this morning……they say don’t question your blessings…just be thankful…and that I am…..I want to SCREAM…ok…I already did….and of course CHEEZIN REAL HARD……..now…for the folks out in the CUSE…ya’ll can check me out on Friday, November 19th with KD the Comic and his CREW….and I am TRULY excited about that…..other scheduled dates will be posted real soon….CUZ IT’S REALLY ABOUT TO GO DOWN…now...ONCE I GET STARTED….OH IT’S HARD TO STOP…Chaka Khan represent….lol……POSITIVE….INPUT….EQUALS ….POSITIVE RESULTS…..now…I have to remind folks ONCE AGAIN……COMMENT…and ….FOLLOW…..Thank you Tony….appreciate the LOVE….BIG UPS to the NEW FOLLOWER on my BLOG……YES!!!..one more is better than one less….listen folks…gotta go…gotta go…gotta go…..and trust ….if you can’t follow the blog…….”I ain’t mad atcha”…cause…you’re reading it…It’s all GOOD…….ONE LOVE TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE..….HAVE A GREAT DAY….AND STAY BLESSED…until the next post…….
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
STAND UP...
Good morning…I am…getting a little frustrated this morning….but I’m just going to believe it’s gotta get better….I am really trying to stay positive and FOCUSED…I love the weather today…GOD is definitely looking out….….cuz the SUN is helping me in my struggle……if it was FREEZING or RAINING or SNOWING….….I think I would have lost control by now….I start my days VERY early…I pray…think…and breathe..ok….maybe I breathe…pray…and then think…whateva…the point is…I do this everyday…to help me deal with the things on my list every morning…trust me….I’m good….but when I leave the house….OMG….I get through it…..EVERYDAY….I got a late night…so…my blog…suffers…BE SAFE…BE WELL…AND ENJOY YOUR DAY…until the next post…
Monday, November 15, 2010
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE....
Good morning all…HAPPY MONDAY!!!….GOOD GARSH DARN….ummmmmm…NO…Monday’s are usually the suckiest day of the week…for me at least….so…I hope I haven’t spoken to soon…I’m glad to see folks made it through the weekend…and I hope are on their way to work….YOU ALREADY KNOW….I don’t have a lot to say today…I blogged this weekend..remember…..sooooooo…you guys are aware of just about everything that’s going on with me………I definitely have a busy week ahead of me….and I’M GONNA DO EVERYTHING THAT’S ON MY “TO DO LIST”….oh…let me tell ya’ll this before I forget……this morning there was a WHITE woman…with WHITE boots…and a RED bag….what does that mean?…I really don’t know…but…WTF….she is definitely not cool…TODAY at least…that might have worked in July…mmm mmmm mmmm…sorry…that’s my opinion….well…and if you read too much into it…let me say this…..I’m a BLACK woman…with BLACK boots…and a BLACK bag…and that’s wassup….sounds good doesn’t it…LOOKS GOOD TOO….anyway….folks…here’s a secret…I may not be rich….or have all the name brand shit…but I can MATCH my azz off….on that note… gotta go…gotta go…..THERE IS WORK THAT HAS TO BE DONE….a sista got bills to pay and money to spend…until the next post peoples…
Sunday, November 14, 2010
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.....
Good morning everyone....I had a MAGNIFICENT weekend....I am so blessed...I got a lot done this weekend...and I even did some STAND UP on a Saturday night...which was the first time for me... I never did STAND UP two Saturday's.... back to back...THAT WAS SPECIAL...."HOW SWEET IT IS"....I had fun...even though it was a small audience... doesn't matter to me...I was satisfied....I can do stand up where ever...and when ever....COMEDY BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY........I definitely want to thank KD the COMIC for allowing me the opportunity...I really appreciated that.....and much love and respect to the rest of the COMICS who came out last night... It was definitely a pleasure to meet all of you.... well I guess I'm gonna get me and the family ready for next week...which of course...is going to be a task one....but I have faith....I will get through it.....The sun is out again...and once again...it's a beautiful day...I'm gonna re-energize myself for next week...PLAN..PRACTICE...AND PARTICIPATE.....sounds good huh...I know...hopefully that will make the week go by faster....OH...I almost forgot....detailed information for my "GIVEAWAY/CONTEST"....it was brought to my attention I wasn't clear about where to leave the COMMENTS for my blog for entry....please DO NOT LEAVE THE COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK TO BE ENTERED into the contest....LEAVE THE COMMENTS ON MY BLOG....you can comment where ever you want...but to qualify for the prize you must comment on my blog....GOT IT...I hope so.....folks out there getting all technical....JUST COMMENT....if you want to win something...DANG...well..try to have a nice Sunday...and be nice...and stay positive....I am....lol...until the next post peoples....
Saturday, November 13, 2010
WAITING TO EXHALE....
Good morning Saturday....you are so beautiful...sun all shining....so refreshing....hope everyone woke up on a GOOD TIP....I did....but everytime I turn around...I got things to do....DAMN....do you think I should just sit my azz down?....that won't help... shit would just keep piling up....I already know what I have to do....AND IT'S GONNA GET DONE....SHOOT.....you know what....I keep hearing Christmas is coming...Christmas is coming....OKKKKKK....now..I'm all for LAY AWAY or BUYING SHIT IN ADVANCE..but if you're buying your kids $100 sneakers and you can't afford new shoe strings for YO shoes....that's a problem...if you're wearing clothes you've had for over 4 years (which isn't a problem if you keep yo shit good) but your kids have all the new NAME BRAND TYPE shit...REALLY???....that's a problem....my opinion...again...MY OPINION....if you don't have it...they don't get it....Christmas is supposed to be about CHRIST and the GIFT OF GIVING....plain and simple...if you get a card...BE HAPPY...if I purchase a gift....feel SPECIAL...but if you get nothing...JUST KNOW....it's not about materialistic stuff....and this is very important...IF YOU HAVE BAD AZZ KIDS....THEY SHOULDN'T GET SHIT...I reward my boys when they do well ACADEMICALLY....so what do they do... THEY ALL GET ON THE HONOR ROLL shit...lol....I'm happy....messing my damn budget up...LOL.....but THEY DESERVE IT...if they work hard...I work HARDER....hey...that's me....MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...the day seems to be looking very bright for me...so I'm gonna REST...RELAX AND LAUGH....cause that's what I do.....now if you like what your're reading or you don't like what you're reading....COMMENT....holla if ya heard me....HAVE A BLESSED DAY FOLKS.....until the next post.....
Friday, November 12, 2010
MY MINDS PLAYING TRICKS ON ME.....
Good morning all…I really thought it was Sunday today…dang….HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE….I am so glad…this work week has come to an end …for me anyway……because it was definitely an EYE OPENING WEEK…I’ve listened and learned a lot…and trust me….I’m not a EASY LISTENER….BUT I HEAR YOU DAMMIT!!!!.....I got COMEDY AND FAMILY on my mind…and I ain’t playing…it’s about to go down…..I feel GREAT today….I was doing a lot of rushing before and not really paying attention to everything around me….but NOW….I’ve realized….when it’s my time…I WILL SHINE….no….WE WILL SHINE….I am patient and I know it will HAPPEN…I SAID I KNOW IT….my feet are a little tired though..…but that’s ok….because I guess AGAIN….I must LISTEN AND LEARN….because I obviously wasn’t giving 110%.....and for the folks that know me….YOU KNOW THIS IS MAJOR FOR ME….so….I hope everyone has a great day and a wonderful weekend….THE WEATHER IS DEFINITELY MAKING IT HAPPEN FOR ME…....I am so HAPPY…CHEEZIN REAL HARD RIGHT NOW..…JUST BECAUSE…..ya’ll should try it….you might like it….I LOVE IT….Daddy…I love and miss you so much…RIP….please remember to…..READ..COMMENT…INCLUDE NAME/ADDRESS/PHONE#....AND FOLLOW ME….if you want to qualify to win in my “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST”…until the next post peoples…
Thursday, November 11, 2010
LEFT...LEFT..LEFT RIGHT LEFT....
Good morning all...NEW DAY...NEW WAY....First off this morning.... I would like to give a SHOUT OUT TO MY NEICE DANIELLE AND ALL THE VETERAN'S TODAY....IT'S HARD WORK...BUT Y'ALL MAKE US PROUD!!!....I DEFINITELY RESPECT AND SALUTE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TODAY.....ALSO...THANK YOU FOR THE DAY OFF!!!....Sorry for the late blog people...but...it's my OFF day....WTH....ahhhhhh...WHAT IS YO AZZ DOING RIGHT NOW...lol...did you really think I was gonna get up EARLY to type a damn blog.......AHHHHHHH NO....anyway...I'm still working today...it's just at HOME...as most of you know...I'm a WIFE AND A MOTHER....and today...I'm gonna do my WIFEY AND MOMMA THANG....and trust me...THIS IS A GREAT JOB...BUT....MAN OH MAN...IT IS WORK.....I love GOD and my family....the next item on my list is COMEDY......now my COMEDY....OMG....THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF ME....since I was able to speak...so....like MC HAMMER'S OLD SONG GOES..."CAN'T TOUCH THIS"....I know I'm in a class by myself....to some degree...but I'm a very humble person and I have a HUGE heart....which gets me into trouble sometime.... ..."I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG I DON'T TO BOAST... I'M LIKE HOT BUTTER ON BREAKFAST TOAST"...SUGARHILL GANG REPRESENT.....lol.....I'm taking this day to REFLECT....when you believe in your CRAFT...nothing and no one can stop you....I am very INSPIRED today....and I feel GREAT....I hope everyone has a beautiful day...THE SUN IS OUT...I know it's cold...so bundle up....and STAY POSITIVE....don't spend too much time on NEGATIVE....it takes too much energy away from the POSITIVE SHIT.......with that being said...."YES I CAN"....and "YOU CAN TOO"....quick reminder....don't forget to participate in my "GIVEAWAY/CONTEST".....you gotta be in it...to win it....lol...until the next post.....
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
HERE IT IS....
Good morning y’all…….Since I do appreciate folks reading my blog....the numbers don't lie....I really want to do something to "GIVE BACK" and show the LOVE....so here are the details for my “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST”….This contest unfortunately will only allow certain residents an opportunity to participate…..In order to qualify for the "GIVEAWAY PRIZE" you must do the following:
1) Read my blog;
2) Comment on my blog;
3) Email your name/address/phone #, and;
4) Of course, click the follow me tab on my blog
The above are the things you NEED to do everyday to be considered for the "GIVEAWAY PRIZE"….now…because the PRIZE may not be convenient to ALL folks to benefit from….and ALSO because I’m not a resident of the NYC area….this may or may not limit ALL residents from submitting the above information….I AM ONLY OFFERING THIS TO THE UPSTATE NEW YORK RESIDENTS ..the deadline to submit this information is Saturday, December, 11th by 12:00am…I will be selecting the lucky winner on Wednesday, December 15th.
I have video's from Carolines and WiseGuys on YouTube and I will be posting my recent video from November 6th show soon….and that's really for the folks out there that have only heard about "SABRINA THE COMEDY DIVA"….....more information to follow…..SO...this blog is short sweet and brief...because a SISTA got a 9-5...OKKKKKKKKKKK.....so...the GIVEAWAY/CONTEST starts today....GOOD LUCK PEOPLES...until the next post...
1) Read my blog;
2) Comment on my blog;
3) Email your name/address/phone #, and;
4) Of course, click the follow me tab on my blog
The above are the things you NEED to do everyday to be considered for the "GIVEAWAY PRIZE"….now…because the PRIZE may not be convenient to ALL folks to benefit from….and ALSO because I’m not a resident of the NYC area….this may or may not limit ALL residents from submitting the above information….I AM ONLY OFFERING THIS TO THE UPSTATE NEW YORK RESIDENTS ..the deadline to submit this information is Saturday, December, 11th by 12:00am…I will be selecting the lucky winner on Wednesday, December 15th.
I have video's from Carolines and WiseGuys on YouTube and I will be posting my recent video from November 6th show soon….and that's really for the folks out there that have only heard about "SABRINA THE COMEDY DIVA"….....more information to follow…..SO...this blog is short sweet and brief...because a SISTA got a 9-5...OKKKKKKKKKKK.....so...the GIVEAWAY/CONTEST starts today....GOOD LUCK PEOPLES...until the next post...
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
KEEP ON PUSHING....
Good morning all…another day….another way….YES IT IS……….I’m feeling GREAT again…that’s 2 for 2……..and it’s TUESDAY….WOW….special…..I hope everyone else has gotten off to a good start this morning….Well, I believe you have….YOU’RE BREATHING RIGHT?....I’m really starting to understand a lot more about life everyday…..this is my opinion….and you don’t have to agree…but IF YOU ACCUMULATE “CHANGE” EVERYDAY…..EVENTUALLY YOU WILL HAVE A “DOLLAR”…..not trying to get all PHILOSOPHICAL or anything….Lord knows…WOOOWEEEE….we won’t go there…lol….….but….everyday is changing for me…..and everyday…(unfortunately) I get more and more change (gotta remember to put the money on my damn debit card)….but anyway…..I’m REALLY REALLY GETTING IT…..I am soooooo HAPPY…..with my damn change…..and I know…there is MORE change to come…..this is not about the LOVE OF MONEY( the O’JAY’s)….”FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY”…”PEOPLE WILL STEAL FROM THEIR BROTHER”….not me…anyway I don’t even have a brother….WHAT THE HELL!!!…..where am I going….my fingers are on FIRE again….LOOKA HERE LOOKA HERE!!!!….let me say one last thang… I don’t wanna become preachy on my blog…but…..I LOVE ME…..AND I LOVE EVERYONE….and I’m good with that…and real talk…if we all invested a little more time in RESPECTING AND LOVING OURSELVES….well….ahhhhh….what do you think….JUST A REMINDER….I’ll be posting the details for my “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST” tomorrow….you might wanna read tomorrow’s blog…you don’t wanna MISS THIS!!!!….…..until the next post peoples…....
Monday, November 8, 2010
THE WAY YA MAKE ME FEEL.....
Good morning everyone…….I hope everyone had a great weekend…I DID!!!! OMG!!!….The show at Jake’s Grub and Grob in Central Square was a BIG SUCCESS….WE KILLED IT…SMASHED….TORE IT UP….HAD THE PLACE SMOKING……(this is what I heard)….LOL….SATURDAY NIGHT WAS HOT TA DEF!!!!…..all the comics did their thang ….AND there was no DRAMA….the folks there really had a BLAST…..I’m still on a CLOUD 65 this morning…...I ain’t even get a chance to blog this weekend….OH WELLA!!!!...with all the excitement I had to deal with…can a sista MARINATE ON THE SUCCESS!!!!…….I’ve been in the ZONE since I put the mic back on the stand…….the folks at Jakes spot…really really enjoyed themselves….and if you missed it….I’ll be posting the video soon……I still have TEE SHIRTS left over….SO…if folks want to purchase any….sizes available are 1X-2X-3X..….sorry no S-M-L……so send me a email and let a sista know if you want one or two………I also want to thank you guys for reading my blog…I have over 3,000 views to date….and want ya’ll to continue to reading my blog……I am feeling very giving this morning…and FOR ALL THE FOLKS out there reading my blog and supporting a sista regularly……..I have decided to do a “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST”….THIS WEEK!!!!….it’s fresh in my mind right now….BUT by Wednesday( this week)…I will have the details posted ….I would also like to take this opportunity to THANK ALL OF YOU sincerely….this is my way of giving back….I am truly blessed….so….IT’S ALL GOOD!!!…..I recognize!!…..well it is MONDAY…….and I’m back on my grind…..still gotta do my REAL work thang …...never a dull moment….have a great day….I’m gonna try to blog tonight….IT IS WHAT IT IS either way……..don’t forget…LOOK FOR THE DETAILS FOR THE “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST" on Wednesday…..I’m sooooo excited…..until the next post…
Friday, November 5, 2010
BACK ON TRACK...........
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...SOOKIE SOOKIE NOW....GOOD EVENING MY FELLOW READERS....SIR PRIZE!!!.... SIR PRIZE!!!.... SIR PRIZE!!!........I finally got the energy to do my evening blog....AND THIS IS THE AFTER WORK SABRINA...I ain't not Joke.......I am a little bit different from the "early morning rise and shine have a nice day" SABRINA....well as you already know....the world is really really crazy ya'll....I can't even begin to tell you how crazy it is...but I will....for starters...It's cold as ICE today in the CUSE...well to me anyway...folks still leaving their jackets at home....open toe shoes are still in the building.....HALTER TOPS....ummmm...I said it....BACK OUTS....I'm like....FOR REAL...and you're cold...to make matters worse...your clothes don't even matching...I ain't even wanna mention the fact that your meat under your arms is seriously trying to get away from you and your FOOLISHNESS....OMG...ANY WAY...I'm getting ready for tomorrow's show...and for the folks that can't make it....IT'S OK...I know I'm gonna be doing another one soon....REAL SOON....cause folks that love me...really want me to COME TO THEIR NECK OF THE WOODS...we'll see what happens....STAY TUNED....the LINE UP FOR THE SHOW......you DON'T EVEN KNOW....no...some of you really don't know...lol but we're gonna DO THE DAMN THANG....IT'S A MUST!!!!Well....I really want everyone to try their best to have a great evening....I'm gonna keep you posted as much as I can this weekend....the DIVA is trying to cocme our right now...YA'LL AIN'T READY....lol....listen....I am too excited to be sitting in front of the computer typing right now...just trying to make up for the SHORT AZZ BLOG this morning.......so I'm gonna look over my material for tommorrow and fill my face...please have a great night..and stay warm.....until the next post......
THIS IS IT...
RIP MJ…Good morning all….I am on this NATURAL HIGH…and I trying to come down…cuz a sista gets real CRAZEE when I’m like this….it’s really the countdown…and it RIDE OR DIE time…I’m as ready as ready can get….THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY….It seems like only yesterday it was MONDAY…for real…but IT IS WHAT IT IS….I am gonna definitely make this blog today….short…..I GOT THANGS TO DO….but….I feel like Don Cornelius right now….LOVE PEACE AND SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLL……until the next post….
Thursday, November 4, 2010
IT FEELS SOOOOOOO DAMN GOOD!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A FEELING….Good morning good azz morning…I feel GREAT this morning….I had the BEST DREAM EVER…..”SAY MY NAME….SAY MY *%^$#@ NAME”….cause that’s what I make them do!!!!.....I had a great show last night…..I am soooooooo amped for SATURDAY NIGHT…folks if you don’t come out for this…it will definitely be your loss…..I WANNA SHOUT OUT ALL THE COMICS THAT DID THE DAMN THANG LAST NIGHT….OMG…..I love it when the energy level is RIDICULOUS…..I breathe….COMEDY….HARD TOO…..oh….back to my dream….in this dream….of course I was doing my comedy thang….ALL I REMEMBER…in the dream….FOLKS WAS SCREAMING MY NAME….that’s like the best feeling ever…WHEN IT’S POSITIVE OF COURSE…lol....I am so BLESSED….TRULY…...I’m gonna share a LITTLE piece of me this morning with all of you……..I’VE BEEN GOING THRU SO MUCH NONSENSE SINCE I’VE BEEN PURSUING MY COMEDY CAREER…….….OBSTACLES ARE HITTING ME LEFT AND RIGHT….and guess what…I’M STILL A COMEDY DIVA….AND FEELING LIKE A SEXY BEAST……..WORDS CAN’T EXPRESS ALL THIS EMOTION I’M FEELING THIS MORNING…..GINAAAAAAA…..THAT MATERIAL REALLY WORKED…SO THANK YOU!!!….…my fingers are on FIRE this morning typing on this damn keyboard….and I gotta go………I REALLY DON’T WANT TO EITHER…CUZ …..MAN OH MAN….I’ve got sooooooooo much to say….Sugar Honey Ice Tea!!!…..ok ok…folks ya’ll have a good day and ENJOY THURSDAY….cause….I DAMN SURE WILL…..SPREADING BREE BREE(Bringing Real Energy Everyday) all around this morning…IT’S BEEN REAL….until the next post peoples….
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
MY NECK..MY BACK...IT' DON'T EVEN MATTA TADAY....
Good morning…ya’ll…are ya’ll really really surprised this morning…REALLY???....I’m not even gonna put my opinions on blast this morning…YA’LL CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…..JUST KNOW….when I get a feeling about something…9 times out of 10 .....I’m usually right or NOT TOO FAR OFF….so…IT IS WHAT IS…I really can’t stress the little thangs…OUR CHILDREN WILL DO THAT SOON ENOUGH…mmm mmm mmm….SADNESS….meanwhile back on the BROKE AZZ FRONT….nothing changes overnight…I think people sometimes forget that….Y’ALL PUT SO MUCH EMPHASIS on what the PREZ isn’t doing…..FOR REAL….name someone that can change our current status in two years or less….PLEASE INTRODUCE ME ….the world is definitely gonna REAP what they SOW…folks listen…it’s HUMP DAY….do what you will today…I’m looking out my window and I SEE FRIDAY….it’s coming….so I’M GOOD…..it’s calling my name…..and yes…..I got a lot on my plate…as usual…it only tells me…I’M ABOUT TO…..nah…the DEVIL’S listening….so….just know….TIMES ARE A CHANGING…at least for me…..SATURDAY….SATURDAY….is on my mind…..it’s gonna be Showtime in CENTRAL SQUARE…I can’t promote this enough…..this thing…is BIGGER than I thought…BUT….I LOVE IT…..so….since I really need to focus and step my GAME UP….just a tad…..people…DEAL WITH THE DECISIONS…AND MOVE THE HELL ON….PAHLEEEZZZ…..I have…….. accept it….CHANGE TAKES TIME….anyone gotta clock out there…SOMEBODY CALL FLAVA FLAV…I know he got a few extra….keep reading the blog….stay blessed and have a GREAT DAY….considering…..until the next post…..
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
I'M TOO SEXY NOT TO VOTE.......
GOOD MORNING….I know ya’ll already know…what you gotta do taday…..YUP YUP….VOTE TADAY…in case you just got off the CHEDDAR BUS…..I am casting my votes WITH “DEM CATZ”….and if you’re not….OH…. .WELLA….soon as I get a break today and before 9PM ….yes indeed….I gotta do what I gotta do…REAL TALK…times are HARD and some of it just doesn’t make any DAMN sense……but if you don’t vote…IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA GET WORSE…….recently everyone has been going thru something….and it’s REALLY REALLY tough…..I don’t know what you heard…but IT IS WHAT IS….and it doesn’t take a blind man to see how JACKED UP our country is….BUT YOU KNOW WHAT….LIFE IS TRULY WHAT YOU MAKE IT….but don’t be foolish…for one minute…..the MAJORITY definitely RULES….don’t act like you don’t know….BUT just in case you don’t YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBODY….hopefully you too will be casting your vote taday for one of DEM CATZ….ok…in case you’re slow…DEMOCRATS…damn…ya’ll take the fun out of everything…well….I hope everyone makes a conscience choice to do the right thang…EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES…it’s hard for me to see what the right thing is….but why don’t you act like you’re at a party and you look DAMN GOOD….doing the lastest dances…..projecting POSITIVE ENERGY…..you’re making a statement right?….and everyone’s noticing….they may even follow you…but you’re definitely making an impact….at least with me….ummmmm…yup…you’re gonna get my VOTE…cuz your shoes are HOT TA DEF….messed up theory…whateva…..READY IN BETWEEN THE LINES…damn…just VOTE DAMMIT…and try to have a GREAT DAY….I am….I gotta SHOW this weekend…so my focus is really on that…..I am so amped….AIN’T NO STOPPIN ME NOW……until the next post folks……
Monday, November 1, 2010
JUST ANOTHER DAY....
Good gosh darn morning everyone and I hope everyone’s morning is GREAT….well…I see flurries…in English….SNOW DOG GONE IT…yeah yeah I know it’s NOVEMBER 1ST….RIGHT RIGHT…..and it’s the countdown for the holidays….oh my goodness….I hope everyone is on their grind this morning ….well I’m on mine….I got sooooo much to do today…and it’s gonna get done…..but REAL TALK….I should’ve stayed home in my bed with some coffee……but…I AIN’T RICH YET….so …here EYEZ IZ….doing what I have to do…now in case you haven’t been following…there is a big show coming up this SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH..….and IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN…BIG TIME…..I am very amped and excited about it…..I actually can’t wait….but…I’m patient….today is MONDAY….I’m gonna take it step by step…..my blog today is short and sweet …because….SNOWY DAYS AND MONDAYS ALWAYS GET ME DOWN…wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhh…….any who…..let me take a moment to shout out the NOVEMBER birthday’s real quick….I hope them SCORPIO’S read my blog….HAPPY BIRTHDAY EBONY AND REY….YA’LL ENJOY YOUR DAY….I hope ya’ll get everything you want…but in my opinion…..SCORPIO’S are CRAZEEEEEEEE…again….MY OPINION…..so please….don’t rub them FOLKS the wrong way….AT LEAST NOT TODAY…..HEY….everyone stay blessed and have a GREAT DAY AS WELL….until the next post….
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