2011....

Good evening everybody....well it's the countdown...to a different year...same....well different year....cause I am reflecting right now....here's my last blog for 2010 and I had to get my last one IN.....this has been one long azz year...to me anyway...I have seen sooooooo much this year...and boy have I come a long way...for those who don't know....I had been on a long vacation from the comedy world...and.....NO I WASN'T LOCKED UP...DAMN....I picked up the mic AGAIN for the first time on March 10, 2010...the last time I did stand up comedy was in 2004......WOW...and what an experience that was...lol....I really don't want to call it a COME BACK....because my departure was due to a car accident and it was totally out of my control....but I'm back and the Comedy Game has definitely changed since 2004....anyway...WELL IT IS WHAT IT IS....right?...now if you love it....you deal with it.....and that's what I do....I am so excited right now and am looking forward to doing thangs a tad bit different this year....I have to STEP MY GAME UP...and go IN with my BIZNESS......I hope that everyone prospers......and shares...each one teach one....I am ...and I am definitely gonna take this Comedy thang to a whole different level....I want to shoult out all to my famil who I am missing and loving REAL HARD right now....my family foundation is very important to me...whatever the PROBLEM IZ....and well it should be...I don't have unrealistic resolutions...the bottom line is to push real hard and succeed....and I hope the postive folks do the same...GET READY CAUSE HERE I COME.....I wish everyone a safe and HAPPY NEW YEAR.....see ya'll next year....until the next post...

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED....

Good morning world….I am feeling great this morning…and I really don’t know why…but I am so thankful to be alive and I LOVE ME……I guess that's more than enough reason to feel GREAT....I know that I can’t make everybody happy…..but I will make me happy...…that’s really what I’m going for in 2011..(say it in a raspy whispering voice)....."I GOT YO FREEDOMMMMM"...lol..IDK...I just thought it was funny..…”SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY”…...is definitely on my list…...FAKE FOLKS….STAY AWAY FROM ME AT LEAST….ohhhhhh yeah……I am so blessed…....and I realize one thang....I am stronger than most folks…...only cuz I keep getting SHIT THROWN MY WAY….on a REGULAR MAN....it never hits me…...but IT STANKS LIKE HELL…..now folks…if you thought the 2010 SABRINA was off the hook....OMG....2011 IS MY YEAR!!!....FO SHO!!!....I'm staying prayed up and I ain't scurred....my work week has finally come to an end.....WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO....I guess...I will chat with you guys NEXT YEAR....HOLLA AT YA GURL.....if you can take what I dish out....lol...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!....until the next post...

SAY WORD!!!

Good morning...gosh darn...my bootie done overslept this morning....I HATE THE SNOOZE BUTTON!!....see I got up at 5am which I do every morning...and I use the snooze button just so I can get the extra 8 minutes....UMMMMMMMMMM...well it wasn't a good thang today....but it is what it is....I see alot of folks are FEELING my blog....and I am so glad!!...but COMMENT...okkkkkk.....that's how you express yourself...at least to me......now..TONE C....had a comment...HOW COOL IS THAT!!!....a fellow comic.....but you wouldn't see it if you weren't his friend on FACEBOOK...but thanks for the shout out man.....keep reading my blog.......I LOVE IT!!!!..HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPRICORNS!!!!....ESPECIALLY MY COUSIN..."Felicia Tute Young"...HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY GURL!!!....DO YOUR THANG!!!..ALL DAMN DAY!!!....ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!....THE BEAT GOES ON!!!!....I LOVE YOU GURL!!!...AND YOU LOOK GREAT!!!!...well a sista got work to do...and time is very valuable..since it's a short week...AND FOR THE FOLKS WHO ARE OFF THIS WEEK....SO!!!!....ENJOY YOUR DAY PEOPLE...ESPECIALLY YOU CUZ.....until the next post....

I'M GOOD...

Good morning...good morning...hope all is well...sorry about yesterday....WORK IS WHAT I DO...plus most of you folks were home....dealing with snow...and yet NO COMMENTS..SMDH....I'm dealing with flurries right now....so...you won't get any complaints from me....I'm good....on another note....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE CAPRICORNS....unfortunately I'm not able to give individual shout outs...sorry...so....ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY UP UNTIL THE NEW YEAR!!!!...ok..ok....I'm getting very excited right now...my birthdays a coming....WATCH OUT NOW!!!.......YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!....enjoy your day...and enjoy the weather....gotta a list of thangs to do today...so....GOTTA GO......GOTTA GO....until the next post...

HUNGRY FOR LOVE....

Good afternoon everybody...it's Sunday...Thank God...the day after all the gift giving...and just about everybody and their mother is back at the MALL...TSK TSK TSK....it is what it is right...REAL IS REAL....now...don't worry...YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME....it's never ending...you appreciate the gift...it's just not the gift you wanted....WHATEVER.....hope everyone is MAXIN AND RELAXIN with their loved ones...that's all that counts...EATIN AND DRINKIN WITH THE FAMILY...until someone acts out...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....every year....that fool always forgets...or promotes somebody else to take his place....regardless...there is always ONE FOOL at a family gathering...SHHHHHH...THEY'RE STILL SLEEPING NOW....well...I'm still chilling and getting my last bits of fun IN with my family...gotta get the head right for the work week ahead....everyone stay blessed and in good spirits...TIS THE SEASON!!....have a great day people....until the next post..

HO..HO..HO...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY...I PRAY EVERYONE IS HAVING A BLESSED DAY...REMEMBER PEOPLE...IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU GET TODAY...IT SHOULD BE ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TODAY....SENDING LOVE TO EVERYONE...SHARE IT...IT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TO GO AROUND....PEACE AND HAPPINESS TO ALL...IT WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE.....UNTIL THE NEXT POST....

HAPPY BIRTH-HOLI-DAY!!!

Happy Holidays!!!...Merry Christmas Eve!!!!....I hope all is well with everybody's family...considering..... everyone is definitely blessed to be family and to celebrate the holidays together....this is how I feel...but I wish I could have some of my extended family members with me today.... during this season.......but I'm always praying that everyone is well and blessed....I am very grateful and thankful for all the things I've been faced with this year "2010"...THE GOOD....THE BAD....AND THE UGLEEEE!!!...lol....which tells me....2011 is my year!!!..."FO SHO!"....I'm definitely gonna position myself much better than I have in the past...and be more observing of my surroundings...I love what I do and I love the support I get doing it.......please check out my facebook for my 2011 upcoming Shows....it's on and popping...and that's wassup.... trust...a SISTA is very HUMBLE AND HAP-PEEEEEEEEE!!!!....Tis the season to be JOLLY...right?....I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SHOUT OUT ALL THE CAPRICORNS WHO HAD OR WILL HAVE A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION......WE ARE IN THE BUILDING.........I LOVE DEM CAPRICORNS!!!...THEY'RE SO SO REAL...AND WHEN NEEDED...A TAD AGGRESSIVE.....THEY PRETTY MUCH SAY WHAT'S ON THEIR MIND...OMG...THEY ARE SO SO GIVING...VERRRRRRRRRRY GIVING....THEY'RE EXTREMELY LOVING....AND MOST IMPORTANTLY....THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST HEARTS....IN AMERICA...THEY STILL WORKING ON TRYING TO GO WORLD WIDE..BUT.....(THEY STILL HAVE A FEW KINKS THAT HAS TO BE WORKED ON)...LOL....SOOOOOOOOOOO....YEAH...I'M CAPRICORN FOR LIFE!!!!...U LOVE IT...AND HATE IT...BUT "I AIN'T MAD AT CHA!"...CUZ I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!.....until the next post peoples....

THE WEEKEND IS HERE...

Good morning all...well...CHRISTMAS IS HERE...and I swear...it doesn't feel like it...but I am so happy it's almost gone....gotta get thru today...and maybe..just maybe it will feel like the holidays....I love my family and that's all I need for christmas....unfortunately...I have to work Monday-Thursday...which SUCKS....but it is what it is...HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL...AND HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS....until the next post....

STINKY IS IN THE AIR.....

Good morning all….another day….right...it’ll be ok….it’s the middle of the week…so I’m almost there…Friday is quickly approaching....Christmas is HERE and it really…REALLY…doesn’t feel like it….I can’t wait til the holidays pass already….it’s just FRUSTRATING FOR ME…folks taking advantage….the rudeness….the aggression…...ahhh....YEAH MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN ME…..it’s really out of control…I am having a moment…..sorry…I’m back…thank God…I get to see another day….I’m definitely gonna focus on the positives today…..I got people to see and thangs to do….it’s cold outside…but at least I don’t see any new WHITE STUFF..…short and sweet...until the next post

WHAT AM I GETTING TADAY???

Good morning…...good morning…..this is the first day of winter….REALLY??!!...OKKKKK..…who would’ve known..…anywho…...we are now approaching the world of CAPRICORNS!!!….yeah yeah yeah….I couldn’t sleep last night…I don’t know what that was about…but I watched the old movie “THE BIRDS” this morning…and that movie is funny as hell...well NOW it is….there’s gotta be a subliminal message in there somewhere….but I was rolling…..because..…the spot where the birds were attacking folks was called "BODEGA CITY"….wtf…and this chick followed this attorney all the way from LA to give his little sister two love birds….REALLY???..FOR REAL???that's a PROBLEM….and in this town...you could just walk up to folks and ask where a person lives….WOW….that wouldn’t be taday…..I’m just saying….the chick then broke into the mans house and left two love birds on a chair…UNBELIEVABLE..THOSE WERE THE DAYS...HUH...RIGHT???..any way..I'm up...about and getting it IN...."TIS THE SEASON"...don't be mad cause I don't have time to blog...I'm trying...I'm trying!!!....everyone have a great day...I know I'm gonna be tired....REAL SOON....until the next post...

WHAT DA DILLYO.....

HELLOOOOOOOO ALL...LONG TIME...NO TYPE....AHHHHHHH YEAH....Well I'm back in effect..after a very exciting 3 DAY MINI TOUR....lol....just getting things back to "NORMAL"....I missed blogging though...cuz a sista needed to vent a few times last week.......but right now as of this moment...I'm feeling GREAT...and loving my life REAL HARD right now....AHHHHHHHH YEAHHH....this is the FIRST TIME ever....I had THREE SHOWS STRAIGHT....damn...Y'ALL JUST DON'T KNOW....I thank God for ALL the blessings I receive on a daily......Tis the Season...and I've received my gifts MAD EARLY.....I don't want anything else....NAH....just playing....I CAME...I SAW...and I LEFT...I can't wait to get back on my grind...last week I met some great people...experienced some GREAT thangs...and received great advice...and trust....I'm on my way....got nothing but love for everybody....DON'T HATE THE PLAYA....LEARN THE GAME....and please KEEP IT 100....I know...who am I....well..I know...my mouth..is DANGEROUS...and it has gotten me in my share of SHYT...and I'M VERY LOUD....but I know when to SHUT THE HELL UP... I REALLY love using my mouth to make folks laugh....right now I'm definitely gonna get rejuvenated this weekend...and focus on some family time....which I definitely missed....I'm gonna try to blog tomorrow people...and I am putting emphasis on the word TRY...I gotta play catch up right now...and my MAID just quit...lol....it's back to the REAL WORLD....everyone be safe and warm this weekend out there shopping and definitely stay blessed....until the next post...

GET READY..CUZ HERE I COME.....

BOOOOOOOM …..Good morning…yes indeedy...…he said he got that weedy…JUST JOKING…it's too early..……I’ve been away for a short minute…doing thangs of course…and I’m about to do BIGGER THANGS….kinda excited today…even though…it’s kinda dark right now…cold outside…some flurries….BUT WHO CARES…..I have so many thangs to do…and so little time to do it……BUT IT’S GONNA GET DONE…trust me…GOT SHOWS..SHOWS…AND MORE SHOWS…THANK YOU JESUS……...ya’ll betta come out to see me….OMG….you can hear about what went down……but I know it’s not the same….I AM SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY THIS MORNING….t I’ve been blessed another day…and all is good in the hood….I have 30 days left on my FOOT LIST….that is GREAT NEWS!!!!...YA’LL JUST DON’T KNOW…….now…my absence on my blog..…it’s only because…I GOT SOOOO MUCH GOIN ON PEOPLE….haven’t been on line as much as I would like to…but..guess what…”IT IS WHAT IT IS”…..listen…work today..then I’m off to NYC….check out the show…Wednesday night and then I’m off to ALBANY….catch me there….then back to SYRACUSE…..now if you don’t catch at least one of my shows….YOUR LOST….everybody needs a good laugh…SO COME OUT AND ENJOY YOURSELF…..I know I will….until the next post people…..

FRIDAY IS FINALLY HERE....

YAYYYYYYYYYY.....Good morning all...got a little time to say hey....sorry..it's already a very busy day...I wish it wasn't but it is what it is....I will be selecting the lucky winner...lata this evening...CONGRATS in advance....SEE YOU GUYS ON WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15TH...I'LL BE IN NYC....THEN ON MY WAY.....ON THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16TH I'LL BE IN ALBANY...AND FINALLY FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17TH I WILL BE AT THE JAZZ THEATRE IN SYRACUSE...GET THEM TICKETS Y'ALL....until the next post....

WHOOP DERE IT IS...

Good morning all...well at least the snow has been put on hold for the morning...I hope today is WAYYYYYYYYYYY betta than yesterday....I am made it thru it...another day....another way....I'm not gonna be discouraged...I've got to do this...and I WILL....I would love for everything to be perfect....but I'm just gonna keep the faith that things will eventually work itself out...I'M MORE DETERMINED THEN EVER BEFORE.....BELIEVE THAT....I have to realize I've got to be strong no matter what....Last night...was just so messy with the SNOW and all...but...folks here are so usta this weather...it's SICKENING....I will never be usta to a KAZILLION DAYS OF SNOW....NEVER!!!....given that I'm putting my best foot forward....I pray things work out the way GOD has it planned....well...I got a lot to do today...and it's officially the countdown to SHOWTIME in NYC.....and folks....YA'LL AIN'T READY FOR ME....I KNOW YOU'RE NOT...BUT....YOU WILL SEE!!!...get your tickets for ALL the shows I'm scheduled to perform at next week....before it's too late....and the "CONTEST/GIVEAWAY" is almost over...deadline is tomorrow....GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE PARTICIPANTS....have a beautiful day all...until the next post...

CAN YOU FEEL MY PAIN....

BLAH BLAH BLAH…Morning….this is some DEEP SNOW…I can’t wait til SUMMER……..FOR REAL.....I didn’t move here for the SNOW…trust me....sooooooooooo….don’t anyone make any comments that will make me go OFF….THANK YOU VERY MUCH...….I really don’t know about tonight…but ….we will see….I WOULD BE CRAZY TO GO OUT TONIGHT FOR FIVE MINUTES..…UNLESS….DRINKS ARE…..lol.....anyway….I have a long day ahead…and it’s BUSINESS AS USUAL….so….I am tired of the SNOW….I would like to give a great big shout out to TIMBALANDS….thank you …without you….none of this would be possible…FUCKA UGGS….whew…I had to say that….I’m gonna try to have NICE DAY…….yes I am blessed and thankful to see another day….ok…ok…I GET IT…..until the next post...

YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME....OH NOOOOOOO!!!

Ok...ok...Good evening everybody....it looks like somebody had to work REAL HARD taday....so I wasn't able to get on line at all today....it's called a REAL JOB....I know...sometimes it sucks...but whateva...I'm here now...listen up...I GOT THREE SHOWS....COMING UP...WEDNESDAY...DECEMBER 15TH....IN NYC.....THURSDAY...DECEMBER 16TH.... .IN ALBANY...AND FRIDAY...DECEMBER 17TH...IN SYRACUSE...."COP THEM TICKETS"....AND GET THEM NOW!!!!.....THEY'RE ALL $15 AND ALL THE INFORMATION REGARDING ADDRESSES AND WHERE TO GET THEM...IS ON MY FACEBOOK......a sista straight busy...and I love it....now...back to my work day....REALLY????....MY DAY WAS CRAZEE BUSY.......I'm good and everything...I just wish I could of at least posted my blog this morning............hey hey hey heyyyyyy.......the "CONTEST/GIVEAWAY" peoples...need I say more....I am now up to 12 followers...YAYYYYYYYY!!!...welcome to the new jack..JP Justice....now that's wassup....ok...I'm home now...about to wash some clothes....mingle with the family for a bit and then get my bootie ready to start the routine all ova again tomorrow....DAMN....the REAL LIFE OF A FEMALE COMIC....it's tough...but...I'M DOIN IT....now...I will be performing tomorrow....not sure where..but I'm welcome whereever I choose to bless the mic....so...keep the above show dates in mind...if you can't go...buy a ticket and send a friend...LET THEM TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.....cause I can't wait...I'm tired...hungry and a little bit annoyed...but I'LL LIVE....hope everyone's day was good...if not...you'll get to try again tomorrow....have a relaxing evening everyone....until the next post....

I NEED A HUG...

Well good morning..or is it…YES THANK GOD…I’M ABLE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY….BUT it’s another snowy day…and my boys are home from school…SURPRISE!!!…SCHOOL’S CLOSED…this is CRAZEE…and we’re talking about a NOREASTER…seriously….I am so not feeling this white stuff taday….but what am I gonna do…DEAL WITH IT…OKKKKKKKK…..meanwhile back at the SNOW FACTORY…I gotta work….so remember peoples…you have FOUR DAYS left to enter my very exciting “CONTEST/GIVEAWAY”….and don’t forget NYC and ALBANY here I come …next week…God willing…if this SNOW EVER STOPS….nah..I’m gonna be there no matter what….one thing will stop me…and we don’t have to go there do we….I got things to do taday…I got this feeling we’re gonna be short of staff today…a sista psychic sometimes….I can’t wait to get a mic in my hand…OMG….it’s like my HIGH….DON’T HATE….I LOVE IT….COMEDY IS ONE…of the things that keeps me motivated….and I can’t wait to do it again…and again…and again….well…have a great day…I know..I’m going to try…reindeer outside and shit…until the next post….

DON'T HATE THE PLAYA...HATE THE GAME...

OMG.....Can someone pray that it stops snowing...PAHLEEZZZ....OMG....it is what it is...DANG...TIS THE SEASON right????...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIE!!!....I KNOW IT'S NOT SNOWING WHERE YOU ARE....so ENJOY YOUR DAY DEAR!!!!.....I LOVE YOU!!!....now back to our WEATHER UPDATE....I can't stand SNOW....but I deal with it...my boys will shovel and put the salt out..so no one falls and trys to SUE a sista......I will see the clear path...and WE WILL ALL MOVE ON....It's 25 degrees taday and it's ALL WHITE OUTSIDE....this is some....PURE WHITE STUFF.....ok...it's Sunday...so I'm gonna be respectful....I have to get my mind right....SHOWTIME IS QUICKLY APPROACHING for me....my game face is on...and I wear it well....I have some things to do around the house taday...gotta get myself ready for next week...now that I know...it will be SNOWING until WEDNESDAY....FOR REAL....this is WINTER....OMG...this can definitely slow things down a bit....but GOD PLEASE GIVE ME STRENGTH AND A NEW PAIR OF TIMBERLAND'S so that I may make it through these SNOW FILLED DAYS.....yo folks...I'm done...stay focused...and definitely blessed....for the folks that love the SNOW....NOW WHAT???!!!....enjoy your day...until the next post....

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.....

Good evening...all...I KNOW RIGHT...I'm so late today....but this day started off with a BIG BANG for me....I had a migraine from HELL that would not go away....THANK GOD...the headache FINALLY left the building....woooooooweeeeeee....that was HORRIBLE....hope everyone had a decent Saturday...it's almost gone..but whatever....it's FREEZING OUTSIDE anyway...and it's very comfortable from where I'm sitting....I'm up and about...but I'm moving really really slow....I'm gonna chill with my family and enjoy what's left of today....I can't believe it's after 5 already...dang where did today go....I swear..when I'm at home the day goes by fast...soon as I enter the work week...the hours wanna drag for a sista....WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???....well..I'm just saying....it is what it is.....ok...right about now...I'm about to EAT...and then maybe later have some bubbles take me away...TRUST ME...I NEED SOME RELAXING...I was jerked out of some serious relaxing hours today...so everyone...try to have a good night...and keep viewing the blog...I LOVE IT!!!....no really I do....show support in numbers right....stay warm and blessed people...until the next post....

THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON...

Good morning all…it’s a tad bit CHILLY this morning…but whatever…it’s FRIDAY….it’s the countdown to 5pm….I love it….it’s definitely gonna be a breeze for me today….there is not a lot of thangs on my to do list today…THANK GOD…this week has been brutal….but I made it through it….I am so glad I am hours away from Saturday…you don’t even know…...I am so gonna chill this weekend…and the relaxer I have tonight….is not for my HAIR…trust me…..I’m getting it in…..shoot….I KNOW I DESERVE IT………anyway….it’s the FREAKIN weekend people..……and it’s my clock I’m working from…therefore I have NO PRESSURE….OKKKKKKKKK…..I am definitely gonna change a few things for next week…it’s really about to go down…..MMM MMM MMM…...now….please don’t forget about next Friday, December 10th…I will choose the LUCKY WINNER for my “CONTEST/GIVEAWAY”….so you might not want to miss out…THAT’S ALL I’M SAYING…anyway/anyhow…you guys try to have a beautiful day…..and a great weekend….BIG BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TO DANIE….MY BEAUTIFUL NEICE….SUNDAY IS HER DAY….I LOVE YOU GIRL….stay blessed all….until the next post………..

SCHOOL IS ALWAYS OPEN.........

Good morning all..it’s a cold one this morning…but a SISTA is still HOT…so it’s all good…I guess???….anywho....it’s Thursday…and were getting closer and closer to the weekend….I did my stand up comedy thang last night…different folks…different spot…and YEAH…it was different….I’ m on a journey now…and I’m loving the change of scenery….I think that only helps me build on my GIFT…..I love it….I am so eager to be the BEST….but it’s all HARD work…and I’m definitely in it….to WIN it....I met some folks last night….and that opened yet another door…..I am so blessed…and so thankful…..I have so many things on my to do list today…it’s AMAZING…..well…I got thru yesterday…I believe alot more will be completed today as well….OH....why did I see a GAY guy last night with a yellow swing coat on....OMMG….and a mohawk??…..PERFECT COMBINATION right...…I ain’t hatin…trust me…I just think that was some funny shit…..who would of thought….but ok…gotta go..gotta go...gotta go...folks ya'll have a great day...stay blessed peoples...until the next post....

NO ONE CAN GET IN THE WAY OF WHAT I'M FEELING......

Good morning….I can already tell how my day is gonna be…..but I’m not gonna be discouraged…..I’m always encouraged….it’s Wednesday….DECEMBER 1ST……so..I’m FRESH AND NEW…….at least today…...how bout we start this month off right people..….but of course…....BILLS ARE DUE …”IT IS WHAT IT IS”…….whatcha gonna do…...PAY THEM…...this is definitely a new beginning for me….trying new thangs and looking at things TYPE DIFFERENT…..and it’s all good…..I feel like the JEFFERSONS…..”Moving on Up”…..it’s raining today…...but I’m good with that…cause at least it’s not COLD….and in the CUSE..…that’s a good thang…...at least to me…..I got things to do and people to see….and by golly…it’s gonna happen….time goes by fast when you’re busy….so unfortunately…it’s another short and sweet moment...…my fellow readers….OH.....my videos from previous shows will posted soon…it’s just so much is going on right now…...PLEASE UNDERSTAND....a SISTA is a little short of staff….but i'm NOT HIRING right now....CAUSE WE GETS IT IN….just please be patient….and keep asking….ALSO....I got tickets to sell..…peep my facebook for details……….and most importantly don’t forget about the “CONTEST/GIVEAWAY”…there are only 9 days left before I choose the WINNER…..YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE...it's that simple....have a beautiful day..even though it’s raining….until the next post…….

MICROPHONE CHECKA....

Good morning Tuesday….I’m hoping everything is as good as yesterday….WOOOOOOOWEEEEEE……what a day….I feel like I’m showered with blessings….it’s not a mistake that it’s going to rain today either…just let it RAIN…….I am so loved….Thank God….today is a little calmer than yesterday….even though I got more good news….SHOWS…SHOWS…and lord have mercy…MORE SHOWS….I am SOOOOOOO very HAPPY…but not like yesterday…a sista was CRAZEE…given speeches at the SOUL TRAIN AWARD and stuff….I admit at times I can be a very loud person…but I know when to SHUT THE HELL UP….so I’ve taken it down a notch….there is no need to OBNOXIOUS about it……I’m just HAPPY…SHOOT…..now…..to all my peoples in ALBANY and near ALBANY….look out for me….I’m coming atcha…REAL SOO…...I’m so excited….THIS IS WHAT I DO….”I LOVE COMEDY”….and I can’t wait…PLANES…TRAINS….AUTOMOBILES…and a GREYHOUND if I’m really pressed for time or maybe a little broke…..now…of course…I got thangs to do this morning…MY FAMILY STILL NEEDS TO LIVE…so I’m gonna be really short and sweet today….BE KIND…RESPECTFUL AND LISTEN….that’s what I do….AND I’m still a “SEXY BEAST”….so don’t be mad…..mainly because…”I ain’t mad atcha”….just doing my thang and LOVIN IT…have a great day people…I know I will….until the next post..

FIRE AND DESIRE....

Good morning all…what a BEAUTIFUL day it is…I had a SPECTACULAR NIGHT and I know my DAY is going to be GREAT…I did the WISEGUYS thang last night and I had a BLAST!!!.....y’all betta ask somebody…I want thank everyone who came out to support last night…THE LOVE was truly appreciated….I want thank WISEGUYS for giving me the opportunity to BLESS their stage…also…a special shout and thank you to Jonathan Dean…I’m honored….but I am on this CLOUD right now…..I definitely want to give my love and thanks to my niece Latoya for the fabulous attire that rocked real hard on the STAGE last night…to Jeff and Gina for their LOVE AND SUPPORT…always….now I’m silly….I want to thank FACEBOOK…for giving me the platform to make people aware of my venues….without them…I would have a lot of calls to make…lol…I am just in a THANKING mood today…lol…. Let me bring it back because I think I’m getting a little out of control right now..…I feel like I’m accepting a AWARD or something…lol…anyway/anyhow..I’ve got things to do…as always…and I have to focus on TADAY!!!!...November is almost gone and December is hitting me right in the face…it’s the countdown for a number of things for me…one is my “CONTEST/GIVEAWAY”…don’t forget…. it’s decision time on December 10th…so please comment and follow before it’s too late.......I’ve got SHOWS…SHOWS…AND MORE SHOWS coming up on the December calendar….so follow the blog so you can be informed..… and of course…most important….CHRISTMAS….listen people….I am feeling REALLY REALLY GOOD today…and nothing is going to make that mood change today…and believe it or not…… it’s FREAKIN MONDAY…UNBELIEVABLE…..LOVE IT….LOVE IT…LOVE YOU!!!!....have a beautiful and blessed day everyone…I DEFINITELY WILL…until the next post peoples…..

BLACK COFFEE..NO SUGAR...NO CREAM...

Good morning...I hope everyone is doing well...sorry I missed the blog yesterday....FRIDAY was a real CRAZY DAY...but HERE I IZ TADAY....oh it's Saturday......I'm feeling a tad bit hungry...AGAIN...time goes by so fast when you're having fun and filling your face...I GUESS...or you're just BUSY AS HELL....I have so much on my plate...and I LOVE IT...keeps me focused and my eye on the PRIZE....I am truly grateful for all the opportunities I've been blessed with.......and TRUST...I'm gonna handle it with grace and STYLE...I keep telling ya'll I'm a "SEXY BEAST"...who is very HUMBLE....I do what I do....and I love what I do...STAND UP COMEDY....it's my PASSION....and it satisfies me to the HIGHEST LEVEL....all I want for CHRISTMAS is a CORDLESS MIC.....now you know....that's LOVE.....lol... and some funny shit..cuz there is a couple of other things I want..but anyway...gotta prepare for a show on SUNDAY...yes...SUNDAY....I haven't done a show on SUNDAY in YEARS....and it's definitely about to go down....I want to also welcome my new addition to the blog...I now have 10 followers to date now...WHOOOPPEEEEEE...and it's crazy...lol...cuz I have close to 4,000 views...."SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE...SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME"....remember that song...OLE SKOOL represent...now next week we'll be in December....ya might wanna comment and follow...for my "CONTEST/GIVEAWAY".....don't miss out on this great opportunity....anybody can WIN.....I want everyone to enjoy their day...I know I will....I got some food to finish...until the next post....

THANKFUL TODAY...OF COURSE....

Good morning all....GOD BLESS EVERYBODY....this is definitely the time to spend with your FAMILY AND LOVED ONES....I love this holiday because I LOVE COOKING....and most importantly....my family LOVES my cooking.....I did the damn thang until 3am...and God gave me all my strength...and I never question it....yesterday...I did my 9-5 thang...went to WISEGUYS to do my STAND UP performance...picked up a few thangs at the supermarket....and then bust down the cooking....the end result.... BAKED MACARONI AND CHEESE...POTATO SALAD...SWEET POTATOS...GREENS....CORNBREAD....(minus the TURKEY AND HAM...thanks Jeff you did the damn thang)...I can go on and on with my menu..but you can imagine...the LIST is long..... you get the picture...THE DAVIS FAMILY IS VERY THANKFUL and will be very FULL....I miss my sister Regina..my neices Toya, Danie and Whitney..great neices and great nephews....my BOYS from another mother...Benji and Prince and my granddaughters(yeah I said it)...and I love them ALL from the bottom of my HEART...they give me everything I want and need....and it's not all materilistic...they mainly give me SUPPORT AND THEY MAKE SURE I KNOW THEY LOVE ME.....I know everyone should be taking this day to count their blessings and share food and LOVE with the special folks in their lives...I an definitely enjoying taday....and I am so happy to around the folks that know and most importantly....love me for who I am.....I am truly BLESSED and HIGHLY FAVORED....and "YA KNOW THIS MAN!"...in Chris Tucker's voice.....I hope everyone enjoys this day...and remember...Christmas is right around the corner...Lord knows my wallet ain't ready for that TADAY..I am going to do the BLACK FRIDAY thang...just not at the stores....and it's only because I'm "BLACK AND IT'S FRIDAY!"...whatever man........but my family and I are GOOD...I got everything I NEED... WE ARE ALRIGHT..I'M SMILING RIGHT NOW..WITH A BIG OLE PLATE OF THANKSGIVING FOOD..lol....now I have to work tomorrow..YEAH.....IT IS WHAT IT IS....and I'm gonna enjoy my blessings and PRAY that EVERYONE...has a beautiful day....and make sure you EAT EAT and EAT some more...cause I AM....until the next post peoples...

I AM SO THANKFUL........

Good morning...I just have one question...how do all the kids get off from school today...WHAT THEY GOTTA COOK???...SHOP???...WHAT??? somebody please fill me in.......yeah yeah I know....THE TEACHERS HAVE TO...but SO DO I....I don't get it...any way...I'm the only one out the house this morning....THAT IS SOME REAL %&*#@.....now trust me...I am not complaining...just a little bothered....let me get back in the spirit....I do have alot of things on my list today....which is TYPE LONG...I'll be at WiseGuys tonight @ 7pm....and then...I'm gonna cook...and cook...and cook.....THE LIFE OF A COMEDY DIVA....it is what it is.....now....for the folks that keep inquiring about my videos....I am still working on it...it should be posted up very soon...but thanks for asking...A SISTA BUSY....everyone have a great day....I know I will..I'll be up all night.....until the next post....

MOVE CHICK...GET OUT THE WAY....

Good morning...I hope all is well..withe everyone....soooo much is going on..right now with me....and I guess it's because...IT IS WHAT IT IS....I gotta take the GOOD with the BAD...and the UGLY....but I'm tougher than leather...and I wear it WELL....sorry about not blogging yesterday...I think if I had....YA'LL WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE....THIS CHICK IS REALLY CRAZY..FOR REAL!!!....I had no phone..I have one now...but the process is STUPID AS HELL...moving forward....I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE PRESIDENT OF THE IPHONE'S..REALLY...tell him.....cuz he needs to know...."IT'S NOT OK TO REPLACE A PHONE"...FOUR DAMN TIMES....IT'S REALLY NOT...my list is long...so...I can't really EXHALE the way I would love too......this morning...just know....IT'S PUSHED MY GAME UP A NOTCH...so WATCH OUT NOW!!!!...everyone have a great day...and please don't forget about my "GIVEAWAY/CONTEST"....you SNOOZE YOU LOSE....have a great day people....cuz I will...until the next post....

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES....

Good afternoon all...hope every one's weekend was good...my FRIDAY NIGHT WAS GREAT and I CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN.....I will get to that in a minute....but first I would like to send my condolences to the Batten Family(especially Tracy, Cleo and Shaun)...Mrs. Sadie Batten will be missed and never forgotten........I know what it feels like to lose a parent/loved one...I miss my DAD everyday....I know he's watching over me and he would definitely be proud of me...I never understood the rejoicing part when mourning.......but you have to think about the person...and my father....would not have wanted people to sit around all sad....he was upbeat....comical...and I would have to say definitely a "Party Animal"...RIP Daddy...whew...now I have to switch gears...what went down on FRIDAY...FRIDAY...FRIDAY...I had a great time performing and I really enjoyed the company of KD the Comic and all the comics who performed....I am so loving what I do....it's the best feeling in the world....and to receive the response...which is LAUGHTER...OH WHAT A FEELING....I am getting my booty ready for the week ahead....I got people to see and places to go....it's the countdown to MONDAY...so enjoy what's left of today and have a great tomorrow....until the next post..

WHAT IS REALLY GOOD...

Good morning...sorry for the late blog...IT IS WHAT IT IS...listen...I have a show tonight...I hope folks out in the Syracuse area come out...the line up for tonight...is off the CHAIN!!!!...I know Iknow...it was snowing this morning....I saw the it......WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING TONIGHT....REALLY???...JUST COME OUT AND HAVE A FEW LAUGHS....I know you'll have a blast....this is a short blog...for a LONG AZZ NIGHT...check me out tonight....IT'S REALLY ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!...I am so excited!!!....hope to see you there....AGAIN...comment....don't be SCURRED....LOL....have a beautiful day......SEE YOU TONIGHT...@ 8pm..441 Washington Avenue...I will post the link up on FACEBOOK...holla at me people....until the next post...

POPPA WAS A ROLLING STONE....

Good morning people…Oh…. whatttttt a night!!!...my father loved that song…….so I performed last night at WiseGuys comedy club……I seriously love performing ….WHATEVA!!!…on stage at least people….I realize I have a lot of things going on right now…and I definitely have to position myself better….BECAUSE….the best is yet to come…..I know I’m going in the right direction…I feel like I’m not really paying attention to the things I HAVE to pay attention to…OK...…I have established a very GOOD support group…and this group of people…really care about my best interests…and I love that….because…GREAT SUPPORT is really hard to find..and when you find them…you wanna hold on to them and GROW….bottom line…RESPECT AND COMMUNICATE with them…POSITIVE THINGS CAN DEFINITELY HAPPEN…...LIFE is full of surprises…and you gotta…."THINK…THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO TO ME"…Aretha Franklin…represented that song…most of the time you have to roll with the punches…LAST NIGHT…I gave myself a TIME OUT….and it really was DEEP…..I’m thinking of ways to IMPROVE the GOOD support group I have…and to IMPROVE MYSELF…of course…..I want us to be GREAT….I’m gonna iron out the kinks and make sure we are all on the same PAGE…..I’m gonna try to the best of my ability…anyway...we are gonna DO THE DAMN THANG….LIFE IS TOO SHORT…I want to be extremely COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY…and I want them to be too….all around….and I mean it!!!!....I LOVE LIFE….and IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN….FOR REAL.....I FEEL IT….AND I CAN TASTE IT…..cheezin real HARD again…lol....…enough said…everyone have a great day…and don’t forget to comment…until the next post…but always….LOVE THE ONES YOUR WITH…..

TAKE ME AS I AM....

Good morning….and a GOOD morning it really is….I had a very busy day yesterday…I did everything I needed to do…had a crazy late night..but ALL IN ALL…it ended BEAUTIFULY…I still can’t believe….how it ended… I love COMEDY…and I am so HUMBLE…..First off, I have to Thank my sister and my husband….they did the damn thang yesterday….in my ABSENCE….and the result was SPECTACULAR….I have to give a special shout out to JP JUSTICE…..OMG….all I can say is “YOU ARE THE MAN”…I will be performing in NYC December 15th ya’ll…AHHHH YEAH……and for all the folks out there they wasn’t able to catch the last TWO times I was there….HERE’S YOUR CHANCE…..I am so excited this morning……they say don’t question your blessings…just be thankful…and that I am…..I want to SCREAM…ok…I already did….and of course CHEEZIN REAL HARD……..now…for the folks out in the CUSE…ya’ll can check me out on Friday, November 19th with KD the Comic and his CREW….and I am TRULY excited about that…..other scheduled dates will be posted real soon….CUZ IT’S REALLY ABOUT TO GO DOWN…now...ONCE I GET STARTED….OH IT’S HARD TO STOP…Chaka Khan represent….lol……POSITIVE….INPUT….EQUALS ….POSITIVE RESULTS…..now…I have to remind folks ONCE AGAIN……COMMENT…and ….FOLLOW…..Thank you Tony….appreciate the LOVE….BIG UPS to the NEW FOLLOWER on my BLOG……YES!!!..one more is better than one less….listen folks…gotta go…gotta go…gotta go…..and trust ….if you can’t follow the blog…….”I ain’t mad atcha”…cause…you’re reading it…It’s all GOOD…….ONE LOVE TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE..….HAVE A GREAT DAY….AND STAY BLESSED…until the next post…….

STAND UP...

Good morning…I am…getting a little frustrated this morning….but I’m just going to believe it’s gotta get better….I am really trying to stay positive and FOCUSED…I love the weather today…GOD is definitely looking out….….cuz the SUN is helping me in my struggle……if it was FREEZING or RAINING or SNOWING….….I think I would have lost control by now….I start my days VERY early…I pray…think…and breathe..ok….maybe I breathe…pray…and then think…whateva…the point is…I do this everyday…to help me deal with the things on my list every morning…trust me….I’m good….but when I leave the house….OMG….I get through it…..EVERYDAY….I got a late night…so…my blog…suffers…BE SAFE…BE WELL…AND ENJOY YOUR DAY…until the next post…

DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE....

Good morning all…HAPPY MONDAY!!!….GOOD GARSH DARN….ummmmmm…NO…Monday’s are usually the suckiest day of the week…for me at least….so…I hope I haven’t spoken to soon…I’m glad to see folks made it through the weekend…and I hope are on their way to work….YOU ALREADY KNOW….I don’t have a lot to say today…I blogged this weekend..remember…..sooooooo…you guys are aware of just about everything that’s going on with me………I definitely have a busy week ahead of me….and I’M GONNA DO EVERYTHING THAT’S ON MY “TO DO LIST”….oh…let me tell ya’ll this before I forget……this morning there was a WHITE woman…with WHITE boots…and a RED bag….what does that mean?…I really don’t know…but…WTF….she is definitely not cool…TODAY at least…that might have worked in July…mmm mmmm mmmm…sorry…that’s my opinion….well…and if you read too much into it…let me say this…..I’m a BLACK woman…with BLACK boots…and a BLACK bag…and that’s wassup….sounds good doesn’t it…LOOKS GOOD TOO….anyway….folks…here’s a secret…I may not be rich….or have all the name brand shit…but I can MATCH my azz off….on that note… gotta go…gotta go…..THERE IS WORK THAT HAS TO BE DONE….a sista got bills to pay and money to spend…until the next post peoples…

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.....

Good morning everyone....I had a MAGNIFICENT weekend....I am so blessed...I got a lot done this weekend...and I even did some STAND UP on a Saturday night...which was the first time for me... I never did STAND UP two Saturday's.... back to back...THAT WAS SPECIAL...."HOW SWEET IT IS"....I had fun...even though it was a small audience... doesn't matter to me...I was satisfied....I can do stand up where ever...and when ever....COMEDY BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY........I definitely want to thank KD the COMIC for allowing me the opportunity...I really appreciated that.....and much love and respect to the rest of the COMICS who came out last night... It was definitely a pleasure to meet all of you.... well I guess I'm gonna get me and the family ready for next week...which of course...is going to be a task one....but I have faith....I will get through it.....The sun is out again...and once again...it's a beautiful day...I'm gonna re-energize myself for next week...PLAN..PRACTICE...AND PARTICIPATE.....sounds good huh...I know...hopefully that will make the week go by faster....OH...I almost forgot....detailed information for my "GIVEAWAY/CONTEST"....it was brought to my attention I wasn't clear about where to leave the COMMENTS for my blog for entry....please DO NOT LEAVE THE COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK TO BE ENTERED into the contest....LEAVE THE COMMENTS ON MY BLOG....you can comment where ever you want...but to qualify for the prize you must comment on my blog....GOT IT...I hope so.....folks out there getting all technical....JUST COMMENT....if you want to win something...DANG...well..try to have a nice Sunday...and be nice...and stay positive....I am....lol...until the next post peoples....

WAITING TO EXHALE....

Good morning Saturday....you are so beautiful...sun all shining....so refreshing....hope everyone woke up on a GOOD TIP....I did....but everytime I turn around...I got things to do....DAMN....do you think I should just sit my azz down?....that won't help... shit would just keep piling up....I already know what I have to do....AND IT'S GONNA GET DONE....SHOOT.....you know what....I keep hearing Christmas is coming...Christmas is coming....OKKKKKK....now..I'm all for LAY AWAY or BUYING SHIT IN ADVANCE..but if you're buying your kids $100 sneakers and you can't afford new shoe strings for YO shoes....that's a problem...if you're wearing clothes you've had for over 4 years (which isn't a problem if you keep yo shit good) but your kids have all the new NAME BRAND TYPE shit...REALLY???....that's a problem....my opinion...again...MY OPINION....if you don't have it...they don't get it....Christmas is supposed to be about CHRIST and the GIFT OF GIVING....plain and simple...if you get a card...BE HAPPY...if I purchase a gift....feel SPECIAL...but if you get nothing...JUST KNOW....it's not about materialistic stuff....and this is very important...IF YOU HAVE BAD AZZ KIDS....THEY SHOULDN'T GET SHIT...I reward my boys when they do well ACADEMICALLY....so what do they do... THEY ALL GET ON THE HONOR ROLL shit...lol....I'm happy....messing my damn budget up...LOL.....but THEY DESERVE IT...if they work hard...I work HARDER....hey...that's me....MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...the day seems to be looking very bright for me...so I'm gonna REST...RELAX AND LAUGH....cause that's what I do.....now if you like what your're reading or you don't like what you're reading....COMMENT....holla if ya heard me....HAVE A BLESSED DAY FOLKS.....until the next post.....

MY MINDS PLAYING TRICKS ON ME.....

Good morning all…I really thought it was Sunday today…dang….HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE….I am so glad…this work week has come to an end …for me anyway……because it was definitely an EYE OPENING WEEK…I’ve listened and learned a lot…and trust me….I’m not a EASY LISTENER….BUT I HEAR YOU DAMMIT!!!!.....I got COMEDY AND FAMILY on my mind…and I ain’t playing…it’s about to go down…..I feel GREAT today….I was doing a lot of rushing before and not really paying attention to everything around me….but NOW….I’ve realized….when it’s my time…I WILL SHINE….no….WE WILL SHINE….I am patient and I know it will HAPPEN…I SAID I KNOW IT….my feet are a little tired though..…but that’s ok….because I guess AGAIN….I must LISTEN AND LEARN….because I obviously wasn’t giving 110%.....and for the folks that know me….YOU KNOW THIS IS MAJOR FOR ME….so….I hope everyone has a great day and a wonderful weekend….THE WEATHER IS DEFINITELY MAKING IT HAPPEN FOR ME…....I am so HAPPY…CHEEZIN REAL HARD RIGHT NOW..…JUST BECAUSE…..ya’ll should try it….you might like it….I LOVE IT….Daddy…I love and miss you so much…RIP….please remember to…..READ..COMMENT…INCLUDE NAME/ADDRESS/PHONE#....AND FOLLOW ME….if you want to qualify to win in my “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST”…until the next post peoples…

LEFT...LEFT..LEFT RIGHT LEFT....

Good morning all...NEW DAY...NEW WAY....First off this morning.... I would like to give a SHOUT OUT TO MY NEICE DANIELLE AND ALL THE VETERAN'S TODAY....IT'S HARD WORK...BUT Y'ALL MAKE US PROUD!!!....I DEFINITELY RESPECT AND SALUTE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TODAY.....ALSO...THANK YOU FOR THE DAY OFF!!!....Sorry for the late blog people...but...it's my OFF day....WTH....ahhhhhh...WHAT IS YO AZZ DOING RIGHT NOW...lol...did you really think I was gonna get up EARLY to type a damn blog.......AHHHHHHH NO....anyway...I'm still working today...it's just at HOME...as most of you know...I'm a WIFE AND A MOTHER....and today...I'm gonna do my WIFEY AND MOMMA THANG....and trust me...THIS IS A GREAT JOB...BUT....MAN OH MAN...IT IS WORK.....I love GOD and my family....the next item on my list is COMEDY......now my COMEDY....OMG....THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF ME....since I was able to speak...so....like MC HAMMER'S OLD SONG GOES..."CAN'T TOUCH THIS"....I know I'm in a class by myself....to some degree...but I'm a very humble person and I have a HUGE heart....which gets me into trouble sometime.... ..."I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG I DON'T TO BOAST... I'M LIKE HOT BUTTER ON BREAKFAST TOAST"...SUGARHILL GANG REPRESENT.....lol.....I'm taking this day to REFLECT....when you believe in your CRAFT...nothing and no one can stop you....I am very INSPIRED today....and I feel GREAT....I hope everyone has a beautiful day...THE SUN IS OUT...I know it's cold...so bundle up....and STAY POSITIVE....don't spend too much time on NEGATIVE....it takes too much energy away from the POSITIVE SHIT.......with that being said...."YES I CAN"....and "YOU CAN TOO"....quick reminder....don't forget to participate in my "GIVEAWAY/CONTEST".....you gotta be in it...to win it....lol...until the next post.....

HERE IT IS....

Good morning y’all…….Since I do appreciate folks reading my blog....the numbers don't lie....I really want to do something to "GIVE BACK" and show the LOVE....so here are the details for my “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST”….This contest unfortunately will only allow certain residents an opportunity to participate…..In order to qualify for the "GIVEAWAY PRIZE" you must do the following:

1) Read my blog;
2) Comment on my blog;
3) Email your name/address/phone #, and;
4) Of course, click the follow me tab on my blog

The above are the things you NEED to do everyday to be considered for the "GIVEAWAY PRIZE"….now…because the PRIZE may not be convenient to ALL folks to benefit from….and ALSO because I’m not a resident of the NYC area….this may or may not limit ALL residents from submitting the above information….I AM ONLY OFFERING THIS TO THE UPSTATE NEW YORK RESIDENTS ..the deadline to submit this information is Saturday, December, 11th by 12:00am…I will be selecting the lucky winner on Wednesday, December 15th.

I have video's from Carolines and WiseGuys on YouTube and I will be posting my recent video from November 6th show soon….and that's really for the folks out there that have only heard about "SABRINA THE COMEDY DIVA"….....more information to follow…..SO...this blog is short sweet and brief...because a SISTA got a 9-5...OKKKKKKKKKKK.....so...the GIVEAWAY/CONTEST starts today....GOOD LUCK PEOPLES...until the next post...

KEEP ON PUSHING....

Good morning all…another day….another way….YES IT IS……….I’m feeling GREAT again…that’s 2 for 2……..and it’s TUESDAY….WOW….special…..I hope everyone else has gotten off to a good start this morning….Well, I believe you have….YOU’RE BREATHING RIGHT?....I’m really starting to understand a lot more about life everyday…..this is my opinion….and you don’t have to agree…but IF YOU ACCUMULATE “CHANGE” EVERYDAY…..EVENTUALLY YOU WILL HAVE A “DOLLAR”…..not trying to get all PHILOSOPHICAL or anything….Lord knows…WOOOWEEEE….we won’t go there…lol….….but….everyday is changing for me…..and everyday…(unfortunately) I get more and more change (gotta remember to put the money on my damn debit card)….but anyway…..I’m REALLY REALLY GETTING IT…..I am soooooo HAPPY…..with my damn change…..and I know…there is MORE change to come…..this is not about the LOVE OF MONEY( the O’JAY’s)….”FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY”…”PEOPLE WILL STEAL FROM THEIR BROTHER”….not me…anyway I don’t even have a brother….WHAT THE HELL!!!…..where am I going….my fingers are on FIRE again….LOOKA HERE LOOKA HERE!!!!….let me say one last thang… I don’t wanna become preachy on my blog…but…..I LOVE ME…..AND I LOVE EVERYONE….and I’m good with that…and real talk…if we all invested a little more time in RESPECTING AND LOVING OURSELVES….well….ahhhhh….what do you think….JUST A REMINDER….I’ll be posting the details for my “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST” tomorrow….you might wanna read tomorrow’s blog…you don’t wanna MISS THIS!!!!….…..until the next post peoples…....

THE WAY YA MAKE ME FEEL.....

Good morning everyone…….I hope everyone had a great weekend…I DID!!!! OMG!!!….The show at Jake’s Grub and Grob in Central Square was a BIG SUCCESS….WE KILLED IT…SMASHED….TORE IT UP….HAD THE PLACE SMOKING……(this is what I heard)….LOL….SATURDAY NIGHT WAS HOT TA DEF!!!!…..all the comics did their thang ….AND there was no DRAMA….the folks there really had a BLAST…..I’m still on a CLOUD 65 this morning…...I ain’t even get a chance to blog this weekend….OH WELLA!!!!...with all the excitement I had to deal with…can a sista MARINATE ON THE SUCCESS!!!!…….I’ve been in the ZONE since I put the mic back on the stand…….the folks at Jakes spot…really really enjoyed themselves….and if you missed it….I’ll be posting the video soon……I still have TEE SHIRTS left over….SO…if folks want to purchase any….sizes available are 1X-2X-3X..….sorry no S-M-L……so send me a email and let a sista know if you want one or two………I also want to thank you guys for reading my blog…I have over 3,000 views to date….and want ya’ll to continue to reading my blog……I am feeling very giving this morning…and FOR ALL THE FOLKS out there reading my blog and supporting a sista regularly……..I have decided to do a “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST”….THIS WEEK!!!!….it’s fresh in my mind right now….BUT by Wednesday( this week)…I will have the details posted ….I would also like to take this opportunity to THANK ALL OF YOU sincerely….this is my way of giving back….I am truly blessed….so….IT’S ALL GOOD!!!…..I recognize!!…..well it is MONDAY…….and I’m back on my grind…..still gotta do my REAL work thang …...never a dull moment….have a great day….I’m gonna try to blog tonight….IT IS WHAT IT IS either way……..don’t forget…LOOK FOR THE DETAILS FOR THE “GIVEAWAY/CONTEST" on Wednesday…..I’m sooooo excited…..until the next post…

BACK ON TRACK...........

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...SOOKIE SOOKIE NOW....GOOD EVENING MY FELLOW READERS....SIR PRIZE!!!.... SIR PRIZE!!!.... SIR PRIZE!!!........I finally got the energy to do my evening blog....AND THIS IS THE AFTER WORK SABRINA...I ain't not Joke.......I am a little bit different from the "early morning rise and shine have a nice day" SABRINA....well as you already know....the world is really really crazy ya'll....I can't even begin to tell you how crazy it is...but I will....for starters...It's cold as ICE today in the CUSE...well to me anyway...folks still leaving their jackets at home....open toe shoes are still in the building.....HALTER TOPS....ummmm...I said it....BACK OUTS....I'm like....FOR REAL...and you're cold...to make matters worse...your clothes don't even matching...I ain't even wanna mention the fact that your meat under your arms is seriously trying to get away from you and your FOOLISHNESS....OMG...ANY WAY...I'm getting ready for tomorrow's show...and for the folks that can't make it....IT'S OK...I know I'm gonna be doing another one soon....REAL SOON....cause folks that love me...really want me to COME TO THEIR NECK OF THE WOODS...we'll see what happens....STAY TUNED....the LINE UP FOR THE SHOW......you DON'T EVEN KNOW....no...some of you really don't know...lol but we're gonna DO THE DAMN THANG....IT'S A MUST!!!!Well....I really want everyone to try their best to have a great evening....I'm gonna keep you posted as much as I can this weekend....the DIVA is trying to cocme our right now...YA'LL AIN'T READY....lol....listen....I am too excited to be sitting in front of the computer typing right now...just trying to make up for the SHORT AZZ BLOG this morning.......so I'm gonna look over my material for tommorrow and fill my face...please have a great night..and stay warm.....until the next post......

THIS IS IT...

RIP MJ…Good morning all….I am on this NATURAL HIGH…and I trying to come down…cuz a sista gets real CRAZEE when I’m like this….it’s really the countdown…and it RIDE OR DIE time…I’m as ready as ready can get….THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY….It seems like only yesterday it was MONDAY…for real…but IT IS WHAT IT IS….I am gonna definitely make this blog today….short…..I GOT THANGS TO DO….but….I feel like Don Cornelius right now….LOVE PEACE AND SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLL……until the next post….

IT FEELS SOOOOOOO DAMN GOOD!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A FEELING….Good morning good azz morning…I feel GREAT this morning….I had the BEST DREAM EVER…..”SAY MY NAME….SAY MY *%^$#@ NAME”….cause that’s what I make them do!!!!.....I had a great show last night…..I am soooooooo amped for SATURDAY NIGHT…folks if you don’t come out for this…it will definitely be your loss…..I WANNA SHOUT OUT ALL THE COMICS THAT DID THE DAMN THANG LAST NIGHT….OMG…..I love it when the energy level is RIDICULOUS…..I breathe….COMEDY….HARD TOO…..oh….back to my dream….in this dream….of course I was doing my comedy thang….ALL I REMEMBER…in the dream….FOLKS WAS SCREAMING MY NAME….that’s like the best feeling ever…WHEN IT’S POSITIVE OF COURSE…lol....I am so BLESSED….TRULY…...I’m gonna share a LITTLE piece of me this morning with all of you……..I’VE BEEN GOING THRU SO MUCH NONSENSE SINCE I’VE BEEN PURSUING MY COMEDY CAREER…….….OBSTACLES ARE HITTING ME LEFT AND RIGHT….and guess what…I’M STILL A COMEDY DIVA….AND FEELING LIKE A SEXY BEAST……..WORDS CAN’T EXPRESS ALL THIS EMOTION I’M FEELING THIS MORNING…..GINAAAAAAA…..THAT MATERIAL REALLY WORKED…SO THANK YOU!!!….…my fingers are on FIRE this morning typing on this damn keyboard….and I gotta go………I REALLY DON’T WANT TO EITHER…CUZ …..MAN OH MAN….I’ve got sooooooooo much to say….Sugar Honey Ice Tea!!!…..ok ok…folks ya’ll have a good day and ENJOY THURSDAY….cause….I DAMN SURE WILL…..SPREADING BREE BREE(Bringing Real Energy Everyday) all around this morning…IT’S BEEN REAL….until the next post peoples….

MY NECK..MY BACK...IT' DON'T EVEN MATTA TADAY....

Good morning…ya’ll…are ya’ll really really surprised this morning…REALLY???....I’m not even gonna put my opinions on blast this morning…YA’LL CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…..JUST KNOW….when I get a feeling about something…9 times out of 10 .....I’m usually right or NOT TOO FAR OFF….so…IT IS WHAT IS…I really can’t stress the little thangs…OUR CHILDREN WILL DO THAT SOON ENOUGH…mmm mmm mmm….SADNESS….meanwhile back on the BROKE AZZ FRONT….nothing changes overnight…I think people sometimes forget that….Y’ALL PUT SO MUCH EMPHASIS on what the PREZ isn’t doing…..FOR REAL….name someone that can change our current status in two years or less….PLEASE INTRODUCE ME ….the world is definitely gonna REAP what they SOW…folks listen…it’s HUMP DAY….do what you will today…I’m looking out my window and I SEE FRIDAY….it’s coming….so I’M GOOD…..it’s calling my name…..and yes…..I got a lot on my plate…as usual…it only tells me…I’M ABOUT TO…..nah…the DEVIL’S listening….so….just know….TIMES ARE A CHANGING…at least for me…..SATURDAY….SATURDAY….is on my mind…..it’s gonna be Showtime in CENTRAL SQUARE…I can’t promote this enough…..this thing…is BIGGER than I thought…BUT….I LOVE IT…..so….since I really need to focus and step my GAME UP….just a tad…..people…DEAL WITH THE DECISIONS…AND MOVE THE HELL ON….PAHLEEEZZZ…..I have…….. accept it….CHANGE TAKES TIME….anyone gotta clock out there…SOMEBODY CALL FLAVA FLAV…I know he got a few extra….keep reading the blog….stay blessed and have a GREAT DAY….considering…..until the next post…..

I'M TOO SEXY NOT TO VOTE.......

GOOD MORNING….I know ya’ll already know…what you gotta do taday…..YUP YUP….VOTE TADAY…in case you just got off the CHEDDAR BUS…..I am casting my votes WITH “DEM CATZ”….and if you’re not….OH…. .WELLA….soon as I get a break today and before 9PM ….yes indeed….I gotta do what I gotta do…REAL TALK…times are HARD and some of it just doesn’t make any DAMN sense……but if you don’t vote…IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA GET WORSE…….recently everyone has been going thru something….and it’s REALLY REALLY tough…..I don’t know what you heard…but IT IS WHAT IS….and it doesn’t take a blind man to see how JACKED UP our country is….BUT YOU KNOW WHAT….LIFE IS TRULY WHAT YOU MAKE IT….but don’t be foolish…for one minute…..the MAJORITY definitely RULES….don’t act like you don’t know….BUT just in case you don’t YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBODY….hopefully you too will be casting your vote taday for one of DEM CATZ….ok…in case you’re slow…DEMOCRATS…damn…ya’ll take the fun out of everything…well….I hope everyone makes a conscience choice to do the right thang…EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES…it’s hard for me to see what the right thing is….but why don’t you act like you’re at a party and you look DAMN GOOD….doing the lastest dances…..projecting POSITIVE ENERGY…..you’re making a statement right?….and everyone’s noticing….they may even follow you…but you’re definitely making an impact….at least with me….ummmmm…yup…you’re gonna get my VOTE…cuz your shoes are HOT TA DEF….messed up theory…whateva…..READY IN BETWEEN THE LINES…damn…just VOTE DAMMIT…and try to have a GREAT DAY….I am….I gotta SHOW this weekend…so my focus is really on that…..I am so amped….AIN’T NO STOPPIN ME NOW……until the next post folks……

JUST ANOTHER DAY....

Good gosh darn morning everyone and I hope everyone’s morning is GREAT….well…I see flurries…in English….SNOW DOG GONE IT…yeah yeah I know it’s NOVEMBER 1ST….RIGHT RIGHT…..and it’s the countdown for the holidays….oh my goodness….I hope everyone is on their grind this morning ….well I’m on mine….I got sooooo much to do today…and it’s gonna get done…..but REAL TALK….I should’ve stayed home in my bed with some coffee……but…I AIN’T RICH YET….so …here EYEZ IZ….doing what I have to do…now in case you haven’t been following…there is a big show coming up this SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH..….and IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN…BIG TIME…..I am very amped and excited about it…..I actually can’t wait….but…I’m patient….today is MONDAY….I’m gonna take it step by step…..my blog today is short and sweet …because….SNOWY DAYS AND MONDAYS ALWAYS GET ME DOWN…wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhh…….any who…..let me take a moment to shout out the NOVEMBER birthday’s real quick….I hope them SCORPIO’S read my blog….HAPPY BIRTHDAY EBONY AND REY….YA’LL ENJOY YOUR DAY….I hope ya’ll get everything you want…but in my opinion…..SCORPIO’S are CRAZEEEEEEEE…again….MY OPINION…..so please….don’t rub them FOLKS the wrong way….AT LEAST NOT TODAY…..HEY….everyone stay blessed and have a GREAT DAY AS WELL….until the next post….

FAKE AZZ FOLKS...

Good morning folks….well…just so you know….I am not a fan of the HALLOWEEN POSSE….so I am just gonna say…to the folks out there getting ready to MASK themselves….be careful out there especially if you’re gonna be TRICK OR TREATING…I hate this corny azz holiday….for real….what’s really the purpose….TO GET FREE CANDY….FOR REAL….whateva….I really hate when folks over 6 feet try to pass off as a child….knocking on my door all hard…like they live there….or when the whole family goes door to door with one little girl…REALLY ALL OF YOU HAD TO COME TO MY DOOR…..and the outfits….PROSTITUTES…CRACKHEADS….ZOMBIES…ummmmmmm….which one of these scary outfits is gonna get CANDY from me…..WACKNESS….ok ok…there was a time…when my babies were little and I bought into this nonsense…but ummmmmmmm……my boyz are MEN now….and if it was up to me…I’d call the holiday…BRICK OR BEATING….see how many folks would participate in that SHYT then……moving right along….ok so no it is here….FRIDAY is in my face once again…and I’ve missed it like crazy….I love to see it come and hate to see it go….hope all of you enjoy your day and your weekend…and I will…I REPEAT WILL…make an effort this weekend to continue BLOGGING…if not..see yo azz on Monday…..it’s been REAL….until the next post…

THE BLACKER THE BERRIES….IDKY…

Good morning good morning…..I am so glad to see today….LAST NIGHT was off the MEAT RACK…..I had a great time …EVEN though…the crowd of 15 …LOL…were DEAD AS HELL…….but ME and my fellow comics handled it like it was a crowd of 1,500….my thang is….seriously folks…if you come out to comedy club…what is really expected of you….I MEAN REALLY….to LAUGH….if you’re not going to laugh….then walk pass the building people……IT WAS A NICE DAY YESTERDAY….go to the damn PARK or something….I mean….it takes a lot of courage to do stand up in front of STRANGERS….PLUS….the crowd be seriously from the GRAVE…..we’re trying to master our craft…..I’m still gonna handle my business….I had to M’CEE….and guess what….I got a few laughs…but you know what…..I had more fun with the COMICS off stage…..you get the REAL FUNNY SHYT off stage… …..I was CRYING…..I like to shout out to my fellow comics…..KEEP DOING YOUR THANG………..anyHOW….. I’m so very amped and excited about the next SHOW on SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH….it’s going down…FOR REAL FOR REAL….so keep reading the blog…and I will definitely keep you posted….folks have a great day…and keep smiling…I know I will…until the next post…….

FOLLOW YOUR HEART….

Good morning PEOPLE OUT THERE….I’m so replenished this morning….when you go to bed with a lot on your mind…you gotta figure out how to push it aside to focus on your DREAM…I want to do so much in the world of COMEDY….and I LOVE MY FAMILY SO VERY MUCH….but I don’t want anything to fall by the waist side…..I do want true HAPPINESS…at what cost???…..BUT MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE STAGE…..….I WILL be MC’ing tonight at WISEGUYS…..I’M SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED…YA’LL JUST DON’T KNOW…I’m gonna….OMG…WOOOOOOOWEEEEE….I got things to do today…that I must finish…I got so much to say tonight….and so little time to say….but FOLKS….I have one more week before the BIG COMEDY SHOW…..and trust it’s IT’S GOING DOWN….someone said yesterday to me….and I might of heard it before BUT I don’t remember… they said…I BREATHE JOKES….and you know what…I DO…I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH….If I’m not doing comedy…I might as well be DEAD…..I have loved the mic since I was little…my father…had me and my sisters playing instruments and singing at home, churches, colleges, backyards…you name it he had us out there…..and that’s when I probably knew….ENTERTAINMENT would be my path….any way folks…enjoy the sun and stay blessed…..until the next post…

FOOTPRINTS.......

Good morning all…well today the temperature is above normal for this time of year…and I would be excited about it…but my heart is heavy this morning….I am going to a funeral today…..Sierra Taylor age 11 passed away from cancer on Thursday, October 14th…..she was a beautiful girl…that handled life way better than the average person…she was strong…feisty…an old soul with a beautiful spirit….when I met her…she INSPIRED me to tackle some of the nonsense I had to face everyday…she was almost always laughing…and kissing me….and…telling me how much she loved me….I loved that little girl….I only knew her for a short period of time…but I feel like I knew her …just about all her life….I am saddened by her passing ….yet happy….because she is not suffering anymore….it’s unfortunate for anyone to have to battle cancer…but our children are our future…and it’s extremely hard to digest because she was just a baby..……I would like to send my condolences to the family of Sierra Taylor….she will be missed and always remembered…..until the next post.

CONFUSING ON THE INSIDE.....

Good morning all….the weekend went fast….so fast….it’s Monday…..I’m not going let that bother me...I will continue my normal work flow….I know..that's not always good…I wish it could be a helleva lot better….but IT IS WHAT IT IS....and that's not necessarily a bad thing...…considering….things do happen for a reason….this is the first Monday I really feel like SHYT....….but I have to get my focus back....REALLY…and I guess I gotta convince some folks about what I’m dealing with…so they can back up...just a TAD....but the sad part is ….they will have to EAT their words….sometimes..you should listen more than you speak....….but TIME WILL TELL….would you want to push away your support line…..SOMETIMES...when you are so focused on what you believe and you MAY lose sight of REALITY….and that’s a problem…..at least for me....but….on the bright side….PROBLEMS CAN BE SOLVED….SOMETIMES....now if you’re confused about my blog today….it’s ok…but for those who understand it and can relate......PRAY….because I’m praying it works out…..well folks…today...I'm making it short and sweet day…AND THE TEMPERATURE IS PERFECT…..everyone stay blessed and have a great day…until the next post…

I GOT THAT FEELING...

HEY HEY HEY(Fat Albert voice)….It’s BREE BREE (Bring Real Energy Everyday) in the building this Friday morning….I’m feeling great this morning…well rested….feeling loved…by my family mostly….OF COURSE….but LOVE is definitely in the air…..IF YOU WAKE UP WITH LOVE IN YOUR HEART….IT’S A BEAUTIFUL THANG….I just want to let folks know…I will be posting a second blog tonight….and this WEEKEND…yeah…I said it…this WEEKEND….I told you it would happen….well…..I’m feeling very motivated and uplifted…..and I definitely want to VENT more often…but folks seriously….can a sista get a COMMENT occasionally…now for the people that comment…THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH…..but my SECRET READERS…..come on now…I KNOW YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY….anyway…..I hope everyone…has put on that extra sweater this morning…UMMMMMMMM….there is a CHILL in the AIR….but for the folks with the EAR MUFFS…SCARFS AND GLOVES on this morning…..now you know…..IF YOU’RE SPECIAL AND YOU KNOW….SIT YO AZZ DOWN… ….PLEASE….that’s just EXTREME….see I’m the coldest person in AMERICA…..and LEATHER works for me….I’m warm…..if you’re not on your GRIND yet…get it started…and if you are…..hurry up and finish….I wanna go home…cause the WEEKEND is NEAR…I can taste it…..or maybe I’m just hungry this morning…..

I CAN TELL YOU WANNA BOOGIE.......

This is it…..Good morning…gosh darn…sugar snaps…I’M TIRED AGAIN…this morning……well I did the WiseGuys thang last night…and I was first to perform…that was CRAZEEEE!!…I’ve never been first in a line up…and you know what….in hind sight…it really wasn’t that bad…but I never had to experience warming up the crowd for the other comics( I HAVE WARMED UP A CROWD) this was totally different for some reason……but it was fun…DID THAT…DONE THAT….another check off my TO DO LIST….and that’s wassup…hope all is well with all of you today…I got A WHOLE HEAP OF SHYT to do today…and man…it’s wearing me out just thinking about it….now I’m getting exercise regularly…which I’m hearing is a good thang….and I’M COMMITTED TO WORKING OUT DAILY…for at least 90 days…..SMDH…AND I’m doing it…..OH….FYI….I am truly blessed and highly favored…and YA KNOW THIS MAN!!!(Chris Tucker)……God is so good to me…sometimes I feel my vision is BLURRY…but God has helped my sight so much…AND I am learning to be patient…what a FEELING…..I would like to shout out my HUSBAND and SISTER TODAY….JUST BECAUSE….REAL TALK….dem folks can get under my skin …BUT you know what….I don’t think I would have it any other way…..SPREADING LOVE ACROSS THE world wide web today…you betta take it…...I’M IN A GIVING MOOD THIS MORNING…..I don’t know what tomorrow will bring…..and just a reminder….I will be starting next week…posting twice a day…YA’LL AIN’T READY FOR ME…..until the next post….

HAPPY DAYZ.......

Good morning…hope everyone had a great night and their day is starting off GOOD…well mine’s is slow once again…I don’t know why…but my butt don’t be feeling like getting up and coming to work this week….maybe it’s because my boyz had off today….UGH!!!....well I know it didn’t help…..but it sure was quiet in the house this morning….I ain’t even get my morning coffee ready……that sucks…but that’s ok…It’s on and POPPIN at WiseGuys tonight…I must admit…I’m a little amped and the juices are flowing just thinking about holding the mic in my hand…..I .didn’t do stand up last week… soooo…a SISTA feenin…….DON’T JUDGE ME….I have to also give a birthday shout out…to my stepSON….emphasis on the SON…that MAN…is “30 YEARS OLD TODAY”….HAPPY BIRTHDAY BENJI….I LOVE YOU…where has time gone…damn…..remember when you were 30?....woooooooooo weeeeeeeeee….DEM WERE THE DAYZ…..I remember them oh too well….MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE BLOG….I gotta get on my grind extra extra hard today…..I’m in and out like my debit card….ok..maybe not…but anywho…my good peoples….have a great day…and a SPECIAL shout out to BENJI aka JEFF aka J CRILLZ….and that’s wassup……….until the next post…..

MY EYEZ SEE A LOT......

Good morning….I must say…I am definitely being TESTED..…I am going to find out how much I can REALLY tolerate…and for how long…so far…SO FAR….butI have faith…and I know it’s going to get better….well…I saw the DAMON WAYANS show Saturday….AHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH....HE WAS GREAT…SPECTACULAR….FUNNY AS HELL…I ain’t gonna lie…I wish I could’ve been a part of the show…but…IT IS WHAT IT WAS….I’m over it….I hope.....lol.....I learned so much from watching him….he definitely INSPIRED me….I know ya’ll dying to hear…about the other acts….YA SHOULDA BEEN THERE!!!…..so it's TUESDAY….yup it’s here….OKKKKKKKKK…..nothing going on but the MORTGAGE….I guess…well what I’m saying is…ANOTHER DAY…ANOTHER DOLLAR..and don’t act like I’m the only one….I am so wanting this day to go by quick….gotta go and meet my son’s teachers today….I’m gonna pray for them….folks out there on your GRIND….do your thang….and to the one’s being stepped on…..GET YO AZZ UP…dang….stay blessed and stay tuned……until the next post….

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES....

Good morning….I hope all is well for ya’ll this morning…this was definitely a BUSY and QUICK weekend…it went too damn fast….I knew it would….and now it’s Monday…dang….ain’t that a…..but I’m happy to see it…I really am…man oh man…but I really wish it was still SUNDAY….I’m not gonna lie…I am still tired as hell……..but I gotta do what I gotta do….I know this week betta go as fast as the weekend….…I gotta get on my grind…so this blog is definitely gonna be like my weekend….OVA…..until the next post…

FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW....

WELLLLLLLL…..it’s Friday…and OMG….when it rains it pours…..I CAN’T STAND THE RAIN….AGAINST MY WINDOW…..what is a woman to do….I am very glad to see the work week come to a end…..I am so done with this week…..ya’ll just don’t know…..I can’t wait until JUNE…..okkkkkkkk…I love warm beautiful weather…..I have to get back on track like now….and put my foot in it…… HARD…..for the regular viewers….I am going to attempt to blog at least twice a day….cause a SISTA BE HAVING TO VENT….ALOT……but we’ll see how that works out…..I would also love for folks to give input ….on BLOG TOPICS….whateva….I ain’t trying to be OPRAH or nothing….just want to know if folks be wanting to share views about what’s really going on out here in the CRAZY world we live in…..and cause my SHYT be a lot sometime…..and may if I read ya’ll just as CRAZY….it would give me some come….I don’t want to have to do at least 5 to 15 cause of some stupid people……I’m just saying…..I know I ain’t the only one going through it……OKKKKKKKKK…….but I’m really tired today….I know it’s the COUNTDOWN to 5….SOOOOOOO….on that note……have a great day….and don’t get in trouble and have a blessed weekend…..until the next post………

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT....

Good morning all…well….first I want to talk about last night…..last night I went to “JAKE’S GRUB AND GROB”….and that place is “HOT TA DEF”…..(white people that means nice)…..I really really really am excited about SATURDAY, NOVEMEBER 6th….I really want you guys to check out the site that was set up especially for the COMEDY SHOW on facebook..…..I would like to give a shout out to all the COMICS who are participating in this FIRST TIME EVER EVENT ….and I want to give a special shout out to CHEESE and JAKE….even though CHEESE hates to be acknowledged……they did the damn thing….I really want to thank CHEESE for giving me this opportunity to utilize my skills at this spot…..I can’t wait…..HE JUST DON’T KNOW…or maybe he does…..but READY OR NOT HERE I COME…..I’M GONNA FIND YOU…..Lauryn Hill represented!!!…..now…..it’s Thursday….and I’m ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND UP IN HERE…UP IN HERE…….there is a lot more SHYT on my plate…DAMN…..more than usual but I’m a trooper….and I GOTTA HANDLE MY SHYT….and I WILL….but…of course…a SISTA…TYPE TIGHT THIS MORNING…no need to worry….I’M NOT gonna be on the NEWS or nothing…..even though…I SHOULD….but anyway…a wise man said to me yesterday….I MUST SUFFER…..WTF…..but I guess…I MUST….truth be told…my beginning has already prepared me for ALL THE BS I encounter on a daily..….and it’s ONE WORD…..ya’ll ready….it’s ”FAMILY”….DON’T JUDGE ME…..nothing in my life can compare to my beginnings……now…I don’t want the AHHHHHHH’s and OHHHHHHHH’s…..it's really not a biggie…and I don’t regret any of it….TADAY that is….lol….but if I hadn’t gone through it…UMMMMMMM……..AIN’T NO WAY….AIN’T NOW WAY!!!....BUT I'm able to hold my head up and deal with the PRESENT DAY SHYT….real talk…..I’m a “BEAST”(a sexy BEAST at that...calm down)…..and I love it…well people…got things to do and TRUST….it’s gonna get done….you guys enjoy your day….and keep LOVE IN YOUR HEART…..I DO…..until the next post…….

EYEZ ON ME...

Wednesday…..didn’t it come fast….good morning y’all….the week is moving fast…I’m having a little trouble keeping up….but EYEZ HERE……I am VERY thankful this morning….I’m thankful every morning…had to put emphasis on VERY….I have a lot on my plate once again today…and TODAY…EYEZ HUNGRY…..I want the best and I will settle for nothing less….I love me and mines and I will do everything in my power to protect and serve them…YEAH….EYEZ THE LAW is in my house…well in MY WORLD anyway….I am a little tired today…but after I get the MOJO in my system…I’m gonna be alright….I want you guys to follow the BLOG…...ummmmm ya read it….sooooo FOLLOW…...you don’t necessarily have to comment...…I'm over 3,000 viewers....just FOLLOW…I can't make it any easier people….now....…when ya’ll be wondering....…WHEN THE NEXT SHOW?….WHEN’S THE NEXT SHOW?….ummmmmmm…..this is the spot to find out ....WHEN WHAT WHERE AND HOW MUCH....I’m just saying…..well the sun is out and I’m wearing yellow….OK DON'T JUDGE ME....my sweater is yellow…calm down…got me feeling like a bumble bee right now...….but MY POINT IS……Let the sunshine in and enjoy it…have a beautiful and blessed day people...…..and do the damn thing today…I know EYEZ will….until the next post....

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE HOOD.....

This is Tuesday people…get it together….good morning…good morning…RISE AND FIND…yourself a dollar….I am so happy this morning…WHY…because I’m alive…and GOD has granted me another day to do what I love to do….WORK…ok…maybe not love…but he’s given me a chance to figure out what I need to do to get ahead….I really got a lot of stuff on my shoulders…and I was feeling the weight of it…but this morning…I feel like….GOD is carrying it for me…….…..I’m gonna BREATHE… STRETCH …SHAKE AND LET IT GO…..alright now….I’m gonna make this blog short today….this FAKE MONDAY….is showing its true colors right now…..soooooo…on that note….I will be back on my hustle tomorrow….HUMP day that is….and for the new viewers to SABRINA’S BLOG……WELCOME …WELCOME…..WELCOME…..I love it…..enjoy your day people….and stay focused….until the next post….

IT'S FINALLY HERE......

Good morning everyone…the sun is out and I’m feeling great today….I am very excited that the weekend is finally UPON US….I know right….and I have an extra day….HOLIDAY MONDAY….AHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH…..and boy am I amped….this weekend I’m definitely gonna CATCH UP with a lot of stuff that has fallen by the sidelines…...I gotta get things right….and if it doesn’t get right after this weekend..I guess it won’t be RIGHT then…..I can’t wait until 5 o’clock…….make it happen people..if we get through today with little to no stress…time will fly on by…...it can happen….I have a quick question….why are some people still wearing summer clothes???….I’ve seen belly shirts….flip flops….shorts….WHY……what the hezy…..are they holding on to a season that is long gone….WHAT DA PROBLEM IZ….If you see somebody out there today with summer attire on….just tap them on the shoulder and say….IT’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT….I just don’t understand……SADNESS…now here’s a secret….if your body type didn’t fit the clothes this summer…you have three seasons to work on it….FALL…WINTER…SPRING…..work it out people….because REAL TALK….I don’t think I could take another summer of the foolishness…this week went fast…and it’s been very INTERESTING AT LEAST FOR ME….for those employed…have a great three day weekend…and for those who aren’t working…I’ll see your broke azz in passing….”BRING REAL ENERGY EVERYDAY”…BREE BREE is in the BUILDING…..have a great day….until the next post……….

REALITY CHECK.....

Good morning everyone….I’m back on my grind…sorry I didn’t get a chance to blog yesterday….it’s really becoming challenging to get my words in……but you get what you get….I’m also researching information regarding the prior blog …BIG WHEELS KEEP ON TURNING…PROUD MARY KEEP ON BURNING….whatever…I’M ROLLING….did a little something something at WISEGUYS comedy club last night….atmosphere was really TYPE different ….BUT ALL LOVE…..I’ve got so much to do and not a lot of time to do it…..I trying to put in the hard work…sacrificing….losing blood…doing a lot of sweating and the tears…off and on….it’s a good thing…I’m releasing some of the BUILD UP…..….a SISTA ova here trying to PAID…..of course…and you already know…..obstacles come up….but I have to push them IGGA’S …I mean…push them out my way…and keep moving forward…..FOLKS….when I do RISE to the TOP…….I won’t forget….GOOD BAD AND INDIFFERENT….I really won’t …but I’m MOVING ON……I pray everyone has good fortunes…succeed and stay healthy…with that being said…..have a great day….and continue to follow the blog….it’s about to go down…in 4 weeks….so ya’ll better stay tuned…until the next post…..

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS......

It’s definitely a chill in the AIR….CHILLLAY……..good morning y’all…hope everybody’s morning is getting off to a good start….I know I had a little trouble this morning…I didn’t even want to get up from under those covers….I’m not gonna lie…..I don’t like the cold and I don’t like to leave warmth……..but I could be COLD sometimes….and that’s not a GOOD LOOK….thank God….it’s Tuesday and I can’t wait to see Friday….I know..I know…one day at a time….I just want Friday to come a tad bit faster this week….shhhhhh….don’t say it…BE CAREFUL WHAT I ASK FOR…..well…who doesn’t want to see Friday today ….don’t play with me….and the weekend for that matter……QUESTION…..is it me or is it the schools…fundraisers…pictures….dues…lunch money………..all I know is every time I turn around…they asking me for money….DAMN……seem like it’s getting a little out of control…it’s OCTOBER 5TH….it is what it is…..I’m about to start a fundraiser for “SABRINA LOVE”…SHOOT…why can’t I….I should too….makes sense…I’m gonna think about that today….and what to call it….’SABRINA NEEDS MONEY FOUNDATION……there are so many causes I can be a part of I’m gonna investigate that….sounds good…..BUT I don’t want to get JACKED in the process…..y’all know how some folks are around money….SHAME SHAME SHAME…..well……ANYWHO….time to get my game face on….I gotta a lot of work to do…and I want to go home…and get back in bed….DON’T JUDGE ME….everyone have a good one….try to stay DRY….until the next post….

Sabrina at Carolines NYC 9/28/10

My heart PUMPS....COMEDY....

Good morning all…I’m here…what a weekend…win…lose or draw….for some reason that’s staying in my mind this morning….I am very upbeat and positive today…I love my family and that’s what keeps my feet grounded….they need so many things…and I want to give it all to them…my comedy journey is going to be filled with surprises and obstacles…and I’m ready for whatever comes my way…..I’m thinking about what really matters right now…. my blood is pumping…..God is so good to me!!….he has never left my side….I am so focused this week…there is always so much on my plate….but I’m hungry…so trust I’m going to bust it down….like a greedy woman at a open buffet…..Monday’s are crazy…but so am I…I really hope everyone has a great day…it makes time go by faster…….I know I will….this one is short and sweet....until the next post…

GOOD MORNING….GOOD MORNING…..OMG….YALL AIN’T HEAR ME…GOOD GOSH DARN MORNING……….HAPPY FIRST DAY OF OCTOBER......Did my peoples on the WWW miss me?….huh?....I knows you did…don’t even front…..I really missed writing my blog…. I’m not gonna lie….everyday I saw things…that I wanted to post……but I wasn’t in a position to …..ANYWHO…….This has been one exciting week….I AM so so HAPPY to be back home with my boys….and everything is all GOOD on the home front..….I have to give a great BIG SHOUT TO THE DAVIS’ BOYZ….they did the damn thing in my absence….I have GOOD BOYZ….…..on that note….I HAVE TO SHOUT OUT TO THE ORIGINAL BIG POPPA…(hush Jeff YOU KNOW THAT’S YOU)….…..for coming out to support and tolerate all the CRAZINESS that’s attached to the COMEDY world……I also want to send LOVE TO ALL WHO HAVE SUPPORTED RESPECTED AND LOVED ME WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED through this process……..YALL KNOW WHO YA’LL IZ.…………Now I really really REALLY….want to apologize for not keeping up with my daily blog….a SISTA WAS ON A MINI TOUR…..and STRAIGHT BUSY…no lie……..I had so much to do and my time was very limited….real talk…..I gotta get a LAP TOP…..anyway…..I’m back from NYC and I folks showed nothing but LOVE…..SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME…DAMMIT…..and I will be back……OK OK….I had a great time at CAROLINES…met some fascinating people… and PEOPLES…..I am so so happy this morning….. I also visited my hometown of FAR ROCKAWAY, QUEENS…REPRESENTED…..and that comedy show was off the hook and meat rack at the same time….UNCLE RAY MURPHY..(yes EDDIE MURPHY’S PEOPLES)was the MCEE…….and the line up for that SHYT was RIDICULOUS…..I had a great time AGAIN….…BUT WAIT..….it’s more….I went to the FINAL audition to open up for DAMON WAYANS yesterday…..THE WAITING GAME CONTINUES…I want to give a shout out to all that participated yesterday and wish them luck as well….YO AND FOR THE ONES WHO WEREN’T CALLED….TRUST I KNOW MORE OPPORTUINTES ARE COMING….JUST KEEP GRINDIN…...we do this cause we love it…..and remember that…..I am so blessed and highly favored….…..and I take nothing for granted….I LOVE IT …I LOVE IT……THANK YOU JESUS…..now…moving forward…..I will be at WISEGUYS next Wednesday….cause I need it….I feel FIRE under my feet right now…….this weekend is definitely FAMILY TIME…..so I will be back on BLOG track on Monday…..…because the 2,980 VIEWERS…yup yup that’s my count today….want to read my SHYT….and that’s wassup……..I love it….real talk…thank you for reading my BLOG…...I’m on this HIGH and I don’t want to come down….do you want to see your dream happen…PRAY….BELIEVE….AND MAKE IT HAPPEN……..Have a great day and enjoy the weekend…..until the next post…….

FOLKS DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY....I'M ONLY BUGGIN....

MAN OH MAN!!!....FRIDAY IT IS!!!.....Good morning all..TGIF…..We did it….we made it through another week….I am so so HAPPY!!!...I really don’t have a lot to say today….…I have so much on my plate....got things to do…..people to see…I’M SO EXCITED….AND I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT…I’M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT…..actually I can’t wait to put my feet up....…to all the folks out there on the worldwide web….FOLLOW ME....…FOLLOW MEEEE……..IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE….SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES….not really...…but….…I definitely feel the heat….and I love it!!!....EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED WEEKEND….do your thang…..and if you happen to be in neighborhoods where I’m performing next week...….why don’t you STOP BY…have some fun….LIVE A LITTLE….LAUGH A LOT!!!!…..I’M SENDING HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL TODAY…SMOOCHES……PARTY PEOPLE…..IT’S GONNA GET FUNKY…SOUL SONIC FORCE….. until the next post......

LET'S DO IT AGAIN......

GET A ANOTHER TASTE OF ME....AGAIN!!!!.....I'M EXCITED AND I KNOW YOUR EXCITED....FOR THOSE WHO MISSED ME THE FIRST TIME...YOU DON'T WANNA DO IT AGAIN.......YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS ONE....I LOVE IT...I LOVE IT....GOD IS GREAT!!!!...ALL THE TIME!!!!!.....TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH @ 7:30 @ CAROLINES..CALL 212-757-4100 RSVP...COVER CHARGE $5...SAY MY NAME....SAY MY DAMN NAME!!!.......:

MICROPHONE CHECKA....1..2...1...2

OHHHHHHHHH WHATA NIGHT…….WHO LOVES YA DEAR…….remember that song…my father loved that song(I miss you Daddy)…..GOOD MORNING ALL……soooo…….I went to Wiseguys last night….wah wah wahhhhhhhhh……..man oh man….yo they didn’t put me on…….YUP YUP…you heard me…THEY DIDN’T PUT ME ON…..okkkkkkkk…whateva….one establishment don’t stop my show……that’s when I found out….I am seriously ADDICTED to the mic….a sista was tight, hurt and PROFESSIONAL…ok…there were 17 comics that wanted to perform last night…DAMN……and I got the AXE….ok.. “HATED IT”(In Living Color)… you know what folks….I can’t remember ever being cut from a line up…but IT’S ALL GOOD…I guess a sista needed a reality check…...I got material that is definitely gonna make people…almost be ADMITTED to their local emergency room….I ain’t even playing….I LOVE WHAT I DO…AND DO WHAT I DO BECAUSE OF WHAT IT DOES TO PEOPLE…I have to get ready to do my thang in NYC….can’t wait….because…I need the mic in my hand…like right now……***NEWS FLASH***…..as some of you folks know…since July 30th I have really been trying to put it in on my BLOG……good…bad…or just whateva man…..I really didn’t know I had to say this but…..I DON’T WANT ANYBODY CATHCHING ANY TYPE OF FEELINGS…AFTER READING THIS TODAY…….my blog is MY BLOG…..I am who I am…which not a major difference from what I’m writing daily….….now…”READING vs. SPEAKING”…..???? is a dangerous thing….at times people…..it’s all about INTERPRETATION ….….(I AM REALLY SORRY I’VE GOT TO BREAK THIS DOWN THIS MORNING)…If I type….”SOME FOLKS ARE CRAZY”….people…. it’s how you read it….(hint hint…I know what the hell I mean)…. see the COMMENT box below….use it….if SABRINA….writes something…that you may interpret to be a PROBLEM to you….…let a sista know…that’s what I want…..another thang…..ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU IN THE WORLD WIDE WEB….SO PLEASE USE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY…..and most importantly….I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS TO ME THAT MAY OFFEND YOU….that being said…..my BLOG’S sole purpose is to establish and maintain a FOLLOWING….anything beyond that…OHHHHH WELLLLL….…my blog may be a BLESSING and/or a CURSE….but I love COMEDY……..ya’ll ain’t hear me….I LOVE COMEDY…and nothing and no one is gonna mess with my FLOW…. Sooooo…EVERYONE HAVE A TRULY BLESSED DAY…and keep reading the blog…..cause…I got a lot to say…….until the next post….

DON'T STOP...GET IT..GET IT...

Good morning all…..Thank you Jesus……..cause I really didn’t want to get out my bed this morning….folks…I said….to myself of course…...if I get over this HUMP I know things will be ok…”.my mind is telling me no…but my body ….is tell me YES”…R KELLY moment…..  ….I’m putting things in perspective this morning……only because….I want…I need…and I love…..COMEDY….I know I know…you’re like here she go again with the COMEDY BS……AHHHHHH HELL YEAH…..this woman is hungry for it!!!….and “I ain’t to Proud to Beg”…TLC was the GROUP back then……...I thought of some shyt this morning….that was funny as hell…but…I’m gonna save that for the stage….every day I’m thrown material…for reasons..still unclear to me…..but I just be picking up stuff….I saw a lady this morning with a corduroy skirt on ….turtle neck sweater and open toe shoes…is she confused?…she’s making me hot just looking at her…what……it ain’t even that cold…she must’ve got dressed in a freezer this morning with her socks on……..then I saw two people at the bus stop….CRACKHEADS….well I was surprised…what…CRACKHEADS working?…that’s some crazy crazy stuff….cause my son can’t seem to find a job….what’s the message folks…cause I don’t like it…well…ANYWHO…..I have to prepare for my upcoming performances….I’m gonna hit a few comedy spots in the CUSE tonight…then off to NYC….to do my thang….I love it!!!...well…as always I want everyone to have a beautiful day…and stay UP….I wouldn’t want you to sleep on me….holla at me with comment….request….suggestion…I’m OPEN…how about you?....until the next post….

BEFORE I LET GO.....

Good morning folks…another day….ANOTHER DAMN DAY….I am soooo glad the week is moving…not fast enough…but moving….I wished I could have stayed in the bed a just a tad bit longer…it is CHILLEEE… …well for me….it’s COLD….but I’m up….I’m happy and blessed…….I’m getting ready for my performances on stage …excited….excited ….excited…..I ain’t even gonna front…….NOW……for the folks that know me…..I mean really know me…..(a small few) know that I am over here bugging out because of the anticipation…….I am irritable…happy….sad….excited…..about to explode……and a lot of things are going through my head…...BUT I GOT MY COOF….coof??....ok..so what I said it…but I got it…....and that just came out of nowhere…..but I have it together..….OH YES INDEEDY……..Well as it looks right now……this is going to be a long AZZ day….so your day will be just as long….sorry….….HEY HEY HEY…..(Fat Albert’s voice)…I want to take this time to thank all the 2,700 readers….OH MY GOODNESS(Shanaynay’s voice)……now you know…..I A’INT NO JOKE……ole skool again represent……..that’s over 1,000 more readers then the  last time….ummmmmmmmmm…..SOMEBODY WANNA SAY…..FOLLOW ME…FOLLOW MEEEEEE…….I GOT FOLLOWERS!!!!....….that’s a great feeling!…and I’m going to do my best to keep the numbers “RISING TO THE TOP”………cause I might need some of y’all to ACTUALLY come out and see me perform….ONE DAY….….DAMN THAT’S HOT…..until the next post....

BREE BREE...Bring Real Energy Everyday....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHYEAAAAAAAAAAAH.....Good morning good morning.......I feel great this morning......and I don't have to tell you...it's showing all over.......I got that feeling...baby baby..I got that feeling.....love it people....I am so happy this morning....for so many reasons...Y'ALL just don't know.......I am so going IN today...  HARD........YESTERDAY IS STILL ON MY MIND!!!......I am so excited...WIN LOSE OR DRAW....the experience was great!.....I wish I could go on auditions all the time...WAIT....that would probably mean I wasn't any good.. now...wouldn't it?...whateva you get the point.....but I wish I could...JUST BECAUSE....I felt nervous...excited...and confident....all at the same time.....and now I'm  just WAITING......NOT KNOWING...is sooooooo stressful.....I can't stand waiting...that's my biggest weakness folks....I can't hold WATER for long periods of time....but I have faith...I'm gonna get through this week...Lord knows I want to.......LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE PLANNING HIS ESCAPE....the waiting to leave probably killed his azz....but umm.......Today is Monday folks....let your beginning of the week be a replica of your end of the week........try to take it easy today...and do things on the positive all day ...everyday.......and if for whatever reason...you're troubled about you JOB today...put it on the back burner and GET PAID.....just do the damn thang.....cause there's alot of folks out there....that WANT/NEED a job....ok people...gotta get busy...so I don't think about folks at the auditioning table considering me for this BIG opportunity...REAL TALK...I know I deserve this opportunity....my theory...EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.....sometimes that's GREAT.....let me say what OBAMA usta to say....YES I CAN!!!......well...until the next post....

REMEMBER THE TIME......

It's Friday...It's Friday...I love you...It's Friday...you take so long to get here!!........I am so glad the work week has come to an end.....MMMM MMM MMM.....I have pushed and pulled and got through a lot of stuff this week...and I must say....IT'S BEEN REAL.....and eye opening......I've seen good things and bad....I have learned alot.....and at the end of the day....I'M STILL GONNA DO MY THANG.....the energy level  is great and folks....I love it!!....I know when you're going in the right direction....things will jump out and try to make you go another way... I got my feet firm on the ground and ain't nobody....I mean nobody....gonna sway my decisions....I love you guys...I love all the support I received.....so far....GOOD AND BAD......it's helped me....in a BIG way.......folks will see...MY HEART IS HUGE....and it never changes....NOW MY MIND...that's a different story.........holla if ya heard me!!!.....well folks...YOU CAN GET WITH THIS OR YOU CAN GET WITH THAT...ole skool to the bone!!!...it doesn't matter to me...I AM gonna GET IT IN....folks...ya'll try to have a beautiful day...and have a DRAMA FREE WEEKEND.....until the next post...

WHAT'S GOIN ON....

Good morning folks....hope all is great on the home fronts TODAY......well...I was really really busy yesterday...I'm still busy today...but I had to write...the world is really crazy...ahhhhhh....FOR REAL.....and my azz is the mix....and for what....CAUSE A SISTA WANNA MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH....... ...well you know it is what is is........I now understand and that's really great...because it's ONLY when I don't understand there are problems....FINE with me.....I want to grow and some folks I have  encountered in my journey said they wanted the same thing... so on a good note....I'M ABOUT TO EAT....and if you want to calm that HUNGER ....you gotta feel it..see it and touch it every day of your life........sometimes we want people to share in our growth.....that would be beautiful......AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.....but not everybody is ready to sit down and enjoy a meal ...WITH ME ANYWAY.......I ain't forcing no one to do anything with or for me.......I love everybody and hope that every one gets FED....when I was younger I would clown folks and call them out when I was rubbed the wrong way or......JUST BECAUSE.......but I'm older now and realize some folks need help.....If you're 100% I really would appreciate your love and support but if your percentage is lower than your age...STAY AWAY from me...PLEASE......you HAVE TO FIX YOU...the business I'm embarking on has different types of people in it...HEAR THIS......I want POSITIVE people around me.......bottom line...if you're negative....you're not welcome in my zone.....all that being said...I am doing my homework and really getting it IN on that COMEDY level...and I saw things last night that made me say.....SOME FOLKS JUST AIN'T FUNNY...sorry SCREECH....and yet he got 7 minutes...what the hezy....anyhow....I love what I do..and I love the feedback and results I get...my fellow comics out there...LET'S MAKE 2011 our year...bottom line...."I AIN'T MAD ATCHA"....get that money people...."I THRIVE TO SURVIVE".....until the next post....

UMMMMMMMM....

Good morning.....BLOG IS LATE...SOOOOOOOO...BLOG CAN WAIT......MARINATE ON THAT ...LOVE YA!!!.....until the next post...

Good morning all.....hope everyone rested well last night...I did...and I have done it again!!!....well just another day in the hood....and it's always something....but isn't that what it's all about....GAME....RECOGNIZES .....GAME...remember that....it's not really about who can play the game...it’s about how long your game lasts and if you can win….....you definitely gotta be in it to win it right.....the object of the game is to is up to the player..…bottom line….do better each time…win…lose or draw….....not everyone can play the game....though…folks…peoples lives are sometimes on the line …LIFE is what you make it….sometimes anyway…real talk…it’s a GAME….I don’t always like the game but ….whateva….today my mind is made up….I gotta do what I gotta do….and I’m good with that….I’m also aware that when you’re in the spot light….it gets HOT….fortunately….I can handle the heat…my azz is always in the kitchen…look…today’s blog is short…cause folks be CATCHING FEELINGS….but ummmmm……that too is all a part of the GAME……well…peoples…I’m definitely gonna be more of thang today……….and I’m good with that….gotta go gotta go gotta go…..until the next post….

It's about that time...

Well we made it through the weekend....Good morning folks....hope everyone had a beautiful and blessed weekend and is starting their day off with THANK GOD!!!.....This is a great morning because everything went well..so far....the boys are off at school and I'm on my way to work.....no problems....so far..which usually means...the DEVIL is watching....I don't mind...shoot...I look good this morning...he can look at me  all he wants(if it's a she...I'm not GAY).....well....this morning is very SUNNY...a good sign....it's not COLD...another good sign........and I feel GREAT....what is really good....OH WAIT....NEWS FLASH.....I have to get serious for one moment.....HATERS....don't you love me?!....I love you!!!!....."Each day through my window I watch them as they pass on by....I say to myself...I'm such a LUCKY GAL..... to  have HATERS like them....is truly a DREAM COME true"....let me stop........NOW... back to our daily informational  blog....This is the deal people.....I got events to confirm....places to check out...and guess what....shows to prepare for....ON TOP OF ALL THAT......my motherly/wifey responsibilities....my life is hectic....and I am so blessed to have so much to do....I am gonna get through today as if there was NO TOMORROW.....but I plan on doing some other things too...so don't be foolish...it's a figure of speech.....Listen people the juices are flowing...the energy level is high...and I am very motivated....as per last BLOG...I'm gonna push ME all in your FACE....until you get TIRED....I hope not...but just in case this is your last read.....thank you for reading the blogs....drop a comment or two..don't be shy.....HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLE!!!...until the next post.....

ME............

Good morning good morning...feeling good and looking good...you know what I  realized last night I have got to fix ME....any and everything I do has got to include have a part of ME in it....coMEdy is a great part of ME....MonEy is a part of ME....and I've got to MakE MorE of it and I've got to get my naME out too.....my goal initially  wasn't about the Benjamin's but I've realized that when folks appreciate you...bottom line...you get paid.....I love what I do...and nobody is gonna get in the way of that......I am always surrounded by soME kind of MadnEss....and that definitely keeps ME MotivatEd...I am always gonna be at the top of my gaME...no MattEr what...and I am going to keep the moMEntum going everyday from this point on... ....I have ManagEd to MakE alot of people laugh in my tiME....and there is a MEthod to my MadnEss.....as a MothEr you learn to deal with things...exaMinE it....question is...and then learn from it.....I have to set an exaMplE for the MEmbers of my family.....and MakE no MistakE.....they're definitely going to be proud of their momma....the only thing that MattErs to ME right now is my happiness....now the whole MEssage in this post is that....truth be told....I am a part of everything I do and say....and it is really all about ME....say what you will....but you need to figure out the saME thing for yourself.....it's Friday!!!!!....and I am loving ME so much right now..........I am a strong woMEn and have faced my share of tragedy...sadness....and financial hardships....but I stay very encouraged by all the things that have been put in my path......and I welcoME the future obstacles...haters.....and anything I don't foresee....this is only making ME stronger.....enjoy your weekend....and keep reading the blog.....and remember....this is not about you right now.....it all about ME.....sMoochEs.....until the next post....