GOOD AFTERNOON...

HELLO WORLD...HOPE EVERYONE IS GOOD TODAY...I AM......LAST NIGHT WAS HOT TA DEF!!....I'M STILL FLOWING ON THAT FEELING RIGHT NOW...DAMN...THAT'S SHIT WAS GREAT......LEMOYNE COLLEGE HAD A GREAT TIME AND ALL THE COMICS HAD A GREAT TIME..I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE COMICS.....AND OF COURSE DJ KAT...WHO ALWAYS WORKS MY INTRO MUSIC....AND I LOVE YOU KAT....I HAVE TO SHOUT TOYA OUT...CAUSE SHE DOES WHAT SHE DOES AND SHE DOES IT WELL....LOVE YOU TOYA.....I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TO LEMOYNE.....THANKS KD....WE DID OUR THANG!!...GOTTA MAKE THIS BLOG BRIEF....HAPPY FRIDAY....ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND....AND KEEP SMILING...I WILL.....UNTIL THE NEXT POST....

REALLY????

GOOD GOSH DARN MORNING..I KNOW HAVE NOT BEEN BLOGGING FOR A MIN...BUT GOOD GOT DAMN......TODAY IS "CAPS ON TUESDAY"...YES IT IS...SHOULD I BE BUSTING CAPS AT FOLKS???...NOOOOO....I SAY THIS ONLY CAUSE I HAVE TO TYPE FAST AND I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE "SHIFT" BUTTON... NOT TODAY ANYWAY.....WOW......I WOKE UP THIS MORNING A LITTLE RUSTY...NOW I'M SHINING AGAIN...GOT THE MOJO IN THE SYSTEM...I LOVE HAVING A BLOG...CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HIT WITH SHIT..ALL I HAVE TO DO IS...SIT DOWN AND JUST TYPE AND POST IT AND CLEAN IT OFF....VERBALLY..FOLKS THAT KNOW ME...KNOW...I DON'T BITE MY TONGUE...EVEN THOUGH AT TIMES I WISH I COULD...IT IS WHAT IT IS....LOOKA HERE...LOOKA HERE....I LOVE WHAT I DO...AND I KNOW I DO IT WELL!!!....I SAY THAT WITH THE UTMOST HUMBLED LOOK.....WITH THAT SAID.....DO YOU!!!...AND DO YOU WELL!!!....BE AS ORGINAL AS YOU CAN BE....TRY TO BE FRESH WITH YOURS....PLEASE....THIS IS 2011...FOR CRYING OUT LOUD......THIS IS NOT HATE PUMPING RIGHT NOW...IT'S DISGUST...I HATE TO CHECK FOLKS...THAT SHOULD REALLY CHECK THEMSELVES....WHEN YOU PUT THAT PRECIOUS MIC IN YOUR HAND...RESPECT THAT SHIT..RESPECT THAT SHIT...YA GOTTA RESPECT THE GAME PEOPLE....CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S GONNA HOLD IT NEXT...GET IT RIGHT....IT'S COMEDY PEOPLE....NOW I'LL BE PERFORMING AT LEMOYNE THURSDAY...A SISTA IS AMPED UP!!!....FRIDAY JAZZ CENTRAL....AND EARLY FEBRUARY I'M HANGING WITH THE "HOT TA DEF RAPPERS"...SPONSORED BY THE ONE AND ONLY "KD THE COMIC"....CHECK US OUT!!!...LOOK...GOT PEOPLE TO SEE AND THINGS TO SAY...GOTTA GO...GOTTA GO...GOTTA GO....DON'T LET NO ONE MESS WITH YOUR FLOW PEOPLES...UNTIL THE NEXT POST..

IT'S REALLY ABOUT JAVON.................

Good morning all….…HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JAVON….OMG…TODAY IS MY MIDDLE SON’S BIRTHDAY….I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY…I HAD TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT TODAY…18 YEARS AGO…TO DELIVER HIM….WHAT A DAY THAT WAS…I LOVE YOU JAVON!!!…..ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY!!!.....so it’s FRIDAY….right…right….can’t wait until 5pm….well…I’M JUST FEELING A BIT TIRED…….just pray I don’t lose it today…..I AM SO……..AGITATED……maybe it’s labor pains……I don’t know…..well…I’ve got to change the energy level this morning…it’s my son’s 18th year on this earth…… tahday…..and my baby just got his working papers…mmmm…..SMH...and my oldest…TRUST HE’S DOING THE DAMN THANG……love all you guys…can’t wait to get back home…..LOVE AND HAPPINESS…..everyone have a great Friday and enjoy the weekend……until the next post…

BLESSED.........

Good morning good morning….I hope everyone woke up thankful….I know I did….I had a GREAT night last night….and of course it’s because I had a mic in a my hand….I really didn’t intend on performing last night..I really didn't ..lol..…so check this out…..WISEGUYS is having IMPROV classes…and you know me…I can be a EAGER BEAVER at times….I love the fact some folks GENIUELY MISSED ME…..and I did miss folks…..I’m not gonna front…..so I WOULD DEFINITELY LIKE TO SHOUT ALL THE POSITIVE COMICS OUT THERE WHO ARE REALLY PUTTING IT IN……DO THE DAMN THANG…AND DO IT HARD……I AM……...so I do the class thing….LOVE IT…LOVE IT…LOVE IT…..and I really didn’t go there to perform…I really didn’t…..lol..…but it is what it is…THE MIC WAS CALLING ME!!!…(R KELLY's – YOUR BODY’S CALLING ME SONG)…..and I must answer….lol….I did my thang….and WHAT A FEELING…..for some reason after that...…. LL COOL J’S SONG HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD ALL NIGHT…AND THIS MORNING…..remember this song…AHHHHHHHH…..AHHHHHHHH…..AHHHHHH…..DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK…I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS!!!..short version….….I LOVE IT….ok…..I guess it’s not a surprise a sista’s on a cloud this morning…..well….I’m gonna be on HERE for a minute….got at least 3 more shows lined up for next week….can’t wait….details of when and where will be posted soon…..ALSO…I have to say…..I love my family…..all my SONS are doing the damn thang…and making momma PROUD…..KEEP YOUR HEAD UP YOUNG MENS….…..IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN FAM!!!…..well…gotta love ya’ll and leave….everyone have a great day…..WOOOOOOOOOOOWEEE…..I AM…...REGARDLESS….until the next post…

YESSSSSSSSSS....

Good aftanoon...dang......"It's been a long time"...ok...hope everyone is doing what needs to be done...I AM...don't have alot of free time anymore....making plans....and getting ready to start my calendar of events up again....playing catch up is very hard to do...but I do what I can...WHEN I can....gotta be short and sweet today..so much stuff on my plate.......I am sooooo busy right now....I have not been able to do the internet thang for a minute....the beginning of the year has been a tad tough...but thanks for the inbox messages..I appreciate the love.....some folks have missing a sista..SPECIAL.....I miss bloggin...ALOT!!!....hope everyone has a great day....until the next post

HUMPIN ON THIS DAY.....

Good morning all…it has been one busy week…AND I LOVE IT……first I would to thank everyone who acknowledged my birthday….THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!….I felt the love…..and I would also like to shout out all the CAPRICORNS ….TOYA…I SEE YOU BABY!!....I have made so much progress this week….on all fronts….and I am so thankful that I am ME….cause…if I was someone else…a sista would’ve seriously went POSTAL….but whew…that’s not me…..and I’M OLDER NOW…..lol….I really don’t know what that was supposed to mean….but whatever….I hope everyone has their shovels…cause it is what it is….DEAL WITH IT AND PRAY….check this out...cause I haven’t done this in a very long time…...I want to take a second to shout out all my fellow comics who are out there doing the damn thang….especially because…it’s a new year…you really want make this COMEDY THING HAPPEN….so go HARDCORE in 2011….I am…..everyone has words of wisdom to share regarding the comedy and I know I appreciate the advice….but my thang is I will learn more from my mistakes and I’m watching everybody…EACH ONE TEACH ONE….AND QUESTION EVERYTHANG….….but MY SUPPORT TEAM….has my back and my extra set of eyes…GET BACK NEGATIVITY..I LOVE THAT!!!….….all I have to say is….I love what I do…and I really try not to stress the process as much because it takes away from what I love and what I'm trying to do….I’M GIFTED TALENTED TOUCHED CRAZY LOVING AND BLESSED....AND DEFINITELY ABOUT TO KNOWN….well worldwide anyway.....I feel it….….so now I am back to blogging and I really really need a PERSONAL ASSISTANT who can take shorthand….yeah SHORTHAND….cause a sista is finding it more and more challenging to get on line and to blog….well..my problem right....lol....…have a great day people…and MAKE A SNOWMAN…OR WOMAN…..until the next post…

JIGGA....

Good morning all...I am truly blessed and highly favored...and so thankful that I've been granted another day....I'm definitely going to be catching up on some chores and squeeze a little bit of relaxation in my day....now...if you don't know...I am quickly approaching the day in which I was born....it's only hours away....I am so excited....so...I asked my boys if they knew what the lucky number is...and they are so sweet..BLESS THEIR HEARTS.....they're numbers were lower than I expected..which was very flattering...I must say....but....rumor has it...BLACK FOLKS AGE SO WELL...this is what I heard..dang.....anyway....a sista bootie is getting OLE in reality though....lol...and it's all good...well RIGHT NOW....I wanna give a BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE CAPRICORNS!!!...and to my followers...sorry about the gaps in blog postings....but ummmmmmm....I BLOG BECAUSE I WANT TO....and I do have a REAL LIFE....and it DEMANDS A LOT OF MY TIME...lol....now wait until I get my PERSONAL ASSISTANT...then it will be on and popping...it's ok to DREAM...shoot.....don't hate....have a great day...and get your butts ready for tomorrow....I am....smooches....until the next post..

TEN REASONS TO SPEND...CHOOSE ONE....

Good morning world…IT’S SNOWING…AGAIN….but who cares….right….….thank God it’s Friday!!!..I am so happy Friday is finally here….and this is the 7th days of the NEW YEAR…we’re moving fast…real fast…..and I LOVE IT!!!....I hope I get a chance to blog HARDCORE…at least this weekend…….I haven’t really been putting it IN….but give me a minute….I trying so hard to be positive this year….trust me….IT IS HARD!!!...I am receiving daily blessings…THANK YOU LORD…yes INDEEDY..…..but UMMMMMMMMM……folks……FOLKS…….why some of ya’ll wanna…mess with a SISTA……IT’S A NEW YEAR PEOPLE…..but ahhhh……...IF YOU DON’T KNOW….please…ASK SOMEBODY…..SABRINA IS NOT THE ONE!!!……”SUCK”WHAT YA HEARD!!!...I’m just saying….NAH MEAN….LOL….I had to….any way….be careful out there in the snow today….especially NYC….I’m praying for ya…..HEY CAPRICORNS…..SOUND LIKE IT’S GONNA BE MORE HOUSE PARTY’S!!!....OLE SKOOL REPRESENT!!!!...don’t let the SNOW mess with your BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION….I know I won’t when my DAY COMES….AND YES…..IT’S MONDAY!!!......well…..gotta go…gotta go…gotta go…..everyone have a GREAT FRIDAY and a BLESSED WEEKEND….don’t forget to include a SHOVEL in your weekend plans…..until the next post…

GOOD THANG...

Good morning all…yeah it’s been a long time….but EYEZ here….I love comedy…and Lord knows…that’s my ticket out of the regular...day to day BS...so I hope...….it’s the COUNTDOWN…FOR THE COUNTDOWN…..ahhhhhhh man….I am so busy lately...…I ain’t been this busy like this for a minute…....they say…."BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR!"….because it may not come when I expect it...…but IT’S RIGHT ON TIME...when it happens...….well...it’s Thursday…and this week has FLEW by quick…and that’s a good thing….I got things to do and places to go….I am booked already for 3 shows this month…and I’m writing and practicing LOVE it…..I am definitely happy….a little TIRED….but it is what it is…..I handle my bizzness and move on…..I would like to give a shout out to all the CAPRICORN BIRTHDAY’S TADAY….especially my cousin TRINA PATTERSON…and that’s wassup….keep spreading that NEW YEAR LOVE….it’s only the 6th day...…dang…..stay blessed folks…until the next post….

NEW YEAR....SAME...YA KNOW....

Good morning all...well it's back to work for some...and for others...YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T HAVE NO JOB LAST YEAR...anyway...my bad...I wasn't on vacation..well it's just..another day...another way...for me taday.....I hope everyone is back...rejuvenated....and got a lot of energy...well you should be...YOU WERE ON VACATION!!!....I am so...energized....and I am going IN today...like I never ever ever...did before....I am so anxious for the work day to be ova....oh by the way...I WANT TO GIVE A QUICK SHOUT OUT FOR AYNAY...fellow comic.....WHO'S GOING TO BE PERFORMING AT CAROLINES TONIGHT @ 7pm IN NYC....DO YOUR THANG GURL!!!.....I'll be here rooting for ya....everyone else...have a blessed day...and stay positive...I know I WILL....until the next post..