IT'S BEAUTIFUL DAY..

GOOD MORNING ALL...I AM VERY THANKFUL TO BE GIVEN ANOTHER DAY ON THIS EARTH...I REALLY REALLY MISS MY DAD TODAY...I JUST NEED TO HEAR HIS VOICE AND HIS LAUGH...I SO MISS HIS PRESENCE ESPECIALLY ON DAYS LIKE THIS...HE'S BEEN GONE 20 YEARS..AND DAMN...I SO WANT A HUG...HONESTLY...I BELIEVE HE WOULD PROBABLY BE THE ONLY MAN THAT "TRULY" UNDERSTANDS ME AND AGGRESSIVE WAYS....MY HEART IS JUST SO HEAVY TODAY..I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!....SHORT BLOG..LONG DAY...STAY BLESSED PEOPLES...UNTIL THE NEXT POST...

GOOD MORNING MONDAY...

GOOD MORNING ALL...IT WAS DEFINITELY A STRUGGLE TO GET UP THIS MORNING..BUT THANK GOD...I DID...HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT WEEK...I GOT THE MONDAY MORNING BLUES AND IT'S IN THE AIR...BUT I SERIOUSLY GOT THINGS TO DO AND PEOPLE TO SEE...AND TIMES A TICKIN...LATA PEOPLES...UNTIL THE NEXT POST...

FRIDAY..IS HERE...

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL...GOOD MORNING ALL...HOPE EVERYONE IS FINE...I'M TIRED AS HELL...BUT I'M GOOD.....OMG...I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT...AND IT WAS DEFINITELY OVERDUE...GOTTA DO IT AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...FOR REAL!!!...IT DEFINITELY WAS A STRESS RELIEVER...MET SOME FOLKS LAST NIGHT...AND THEY WERE A BLAST...TARA AND MELISSA....AND DAVE...THE WEGMANS MANAGER...YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LAWYER....LOL....BUT THE LADIES....YA'LL DID THE "SHOT" THANG WELL...I MEAN...DAMN...WELL..I GOT THINGS TO DO TODAY...AND I DEFINTELY CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME TONIGHT...AHHHHHHHH...CAN SOMEBODY SAY SLEEP....I'M A COMRADE...AND I WILL GET THROUGH THIS DAY..I KNOW I WILL...CUZ I'M A SEXY MONSTER....OK..A BEAST..WHATEVA...IT IS WHAT IT IS...I GOT THE ANIMAL IN MY BLOOD...DON'T HATE....SENDING HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL..HAVE A GREAT DAY...UNTIL THE NEXT POST....

ALMOST OVER THE HUMP...

GOOD MORNING ALL....I AM SO EXCITED TODAY...AND IT'S ALL GOOD...THE SUN HASN'T COME OUT THIS WEEK...BUT THINGS ARE DEFINITELY LOOKING VERY BRIGHT FOR ME....I AM SO BLESSED...THIS MONTH IS GOING BY REAL FAST...WELL THIS BLOG IS GOTTA BE SHORT TODAY...VERY SHORT....SORRY...JUST ALLOW ME TO GET OVER THE HUMP..OK....THERE IS TOMORROW..I GOT A LOT OF STUFF ON MY PLATE TODAY....BARE WITH ME PEOPLE....UNTIL THE NEXT POST PEOPLES....

I'M FEELING REAL GOOD...

GOOD MORNING ALL...I HOPE ALL IS WELL WHERE YOU BE...I'M FEELING REAL GOOD THIS MORNING...SO WHAT IT'S RAINING..AT LEAST IT'S NOT SNOWING....I'M JUST SAYING....I HAVE BEEN REAL BIZZZZZZEEEEEE FOR A MINUTE...AND I LOVE IT...I HAVE BEEN ON MY GRIND...REAL HARD!!!...TIME IS VERY PRECIOUS TO ME...SO I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME FOR THE BS..THANK GOD!!!..WHICH IS ACTUALLY GREAT!!!....SO...THIS BLOG IS SHORT AND SWEET...ONLY BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO VENT..LIKE I WANT TO....DAMN..BUT...IT IS WHAT IT IS..."LIFE IS SO HARD..BUT DEATH IS TOO EASY"...I'LL WAIT...HEY PEOPLES...IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO BLOG ABOUT...PLEASE LET ME KNOW...EMAIL ME OR SHOUT ME OUT ON FACEBOOK....EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED DAY...UNTIL THE NEXT POST...

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY...

Good morning all...long time...no type...I hope everyone is well with all of you and you are out and about...I AM!!!...I feel great this morning and no one is going to take that away from me today...HOLLA IF YA HEARD ME!!!...I am still a "SEXY BEAST" on a Thursday.......and I ain't mad atcha if you feel differently!!!....I can't wait until this day is over....I mean my work day anyway...got things to do and people to see....I want to leave you guys with a light snack or some "food for thought"...no pun intended....now...it's BEAUTIFUL outside today...but if for some reason you're not QUITE ready for the summer...DON'T DO IT!!!....you might ask...what do you mean Sabrina?....well...some of ya'll are finding the need to wear last years clothes with this years body...HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YA???.SMDH.....well I'm gonna tell you how it's working for me......IT'S NOT!!!! ...after you squeeze yo HUGE AZZ in your LITTLE clothing...my stomach immediately starts to hurt....SMDH...listen...if you're committed and dedicated...I think you work towards the goal to lose a little bit more before the summmer....MODERATION BABY...MODERATION!!!....please people...work with me....well I gotta love ya and leave ya...enjoy the beautiful weather and HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!...until the next post peoples...

WAS THAT SLEET...???

GOOD MORNING ALL..I KNOW WHAT I SAW...EARLY THIS MORNING.....AND IT IS COLD AS HEEZZY!!..FOR REAL!!..SPRING MY AZZ....SPRING A SCARF AROUND MY DAMN NECK!!!.....WELL TODAY...I HAVE A MINUTE...SO I SAID...LET ME TYPE A BLOG...I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH EVERYONE...I SEE MOST OF US CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NICE WEATHER TO HAPPEN....IT IS WHAT IT IS PEOPLE.....AHHHHH....NO IT ISN'T.... IT'S COLD...COVER YO AZZ UP!!...YOU LOOK SILLY WITH THE TANK TOP AND NO COAT ON...IT'S FREEZING SWEETIE.....AND YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!!...YOU BETTA GRAB A SHAWL...CRAZY!!!...AND MEN....THIS MAN WAS OBVIOUSLY LOSING HIS HAIR FOR QUITE SOME TIME.....SO...IF YOU'RE WHITE AND THE REMAINING HAIR YOU HAVE LEFT....AS MOVED AWAY FROM YOUR FOREHEAD...ACCEPT IT..BUT IF IT'S NAPPY....YOU NEED TO CHECK YO ROOTS..AND MAYBE GET A PERM.......THAT WAS A SIGHT TO SEE PEOPLE....LOL....BUT ANYWHO...IT'S THURSDAY..YAY!!!!....AND MOST OF YA'LL ARE ENJOYING YOUR TIME OFF....ENJOY!!...AND FOR THOSE WHO HAVE TO WORK...DO YOUR THANG..AND DO IT WELL....HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOLKS!!!....I GOT THANGS TO DO AND PEOPLE TO SEE....HAVE A GREAT ONE...AND KNOW...I MISS WRITING THE DAILY BLOG....REALLY!!!...UNTIL THE NEXT POST....

JUST BECAUSE...

GOOD MORNING WORLD...HOPE EVERYONE'S MONDAY IS STARTING OFF RIGHT...IF NOT...I HOPE IT GETS BETTER....IS IT ME...OR DID THIS WEEKEND GO FAST...IT CAME..IT SAT AND THEN IT BOUNCED....DANG...NOW IT'S MONDAY....I'M FEELING A LITTLE CONGESTED RIGHT NOW.....BUT THAT'S THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES.FOR A MONDAY ANYWAY.....I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME....WELL.....I CAN'T WAIT TIL JUNE....SUMMER HURRY UP AND PLEASE COME OUT TO PLAY....AND STAY A WHILE....I CAN DREAM...HUSH....IT'S MONDAY..LISTEN..ON A QUICK NOTE....LADIES...IT'S NOT EVEN 9AM....WHY ARE THE BOOTIE SHORTS OUT ALREADY???...REALLY??!!...SOME FOLKS JUST CAN'T WAIT...FOR A YEAST INFECTION THAT IS....SMH....WELL ANYWAY PEOPLES.....DON'T STRESS THE SMALL THINGS TODAY AND PLEASE GET SOME HELP WITH THE BIG THANGS....I GOTTA GO...THINGS TO DO AND PEOPLE TO SEE....UNTIL THE NEXT POST....

SUN...

NOW TODAY IS DEFINITELY A GREAT MORNING TO WAKE UP TO...I FEEL GREAT THAT THE SUN IS SHINING...WEATHER LIKE THIS GIVES ME INSPIRATION AND HOPE...SOOOOOO...ON THAT NOTE....GOOD MORNING ALL....I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU AS WELL....TODAY IS WEDNESDAY...AND I AM SO CLOSE TO FRIDAY..I CAN TASTE IT....MMMM...MMM...GOOD...I AM WELL RESTED...AND ALWAYS TESTED....FORTUNATELY....I'M ALRIGHT...SMH..LOL....I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING GET TO ME TODAY...I AM MY FATHER'S CHILD....AND I BELIEVE THINGS WILL GET BETTER....I GOTTA GO!!!..DAMN......THINGS TO DO...AND PLACES TO SEE...SO EVERYONE OUT THERE...PLEASE HAVE A GREAT DAY....OHHHH...THIS IS MY SECOND BLOG FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL...YAY!!!....UNTIL THE NEXT POST...

SPRING...

GOOD MORNING BLOGGERS...LONG TIME NO TYPE...I AM SO GLAD TO FINALLY PUT MY FINGERS ON THE KEYS AND STROKE MY FEELINGS AWAY....WHAT!!!...WELL I MISSED JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE MONTH OF MARCH...AND THAT SUCKS....I DIDN'T TELL FOLKS ABOUT ANY OF MY UPCOMING EVENTS...AND I DIDN'T RELIEVE MYSELF....I'VE BEEN HOLDING SHIT FOR A MINUTE...SMDH...YOU SAY FUNNY...I SAY BS....IT IS WHAT IT IS..IT'S RAINING TODAY...OLE SKOOL FOLKS...USTA TELL ME THAT MEANT GOD IS CRYING....I WOULD BE TOO...THE WORLD IS A MESS!!!...I'M TRYING TO HELP BY SPREADING THE JOY AND LAUGHTER THROUGH OUT THE LAND.....BUT I MAY HAVE TO BUST A..(BREATHING...GIMME A SEC)....ANYWAY........I AM GLAD TO BE ALIVE....APRIL IS A BUSY BUSY MONTH FOR ME....COMING TO NYC THIS MONTH...I WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY!!!!...I MISS THEM SO MUCH!!!....OK...HERE'S A FUNNY STORY(I THINK ANYWAY)....I REALLY DON'T DO FUNNY STORIES...SO I'M TOLD....BUT....I WAS WAITING AT A RED LIGHT....AROUND 1AM...IN SYRACUSE...AND ANOTHER CAR PULLLED UP BESIDE ME...AND PASSED ME....WHICH WASN'T A PROBLEM BUT...THE CAR WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ON COMING TRAFFIC FROM THE RIGHT AND LEFT....(NOT FUNNY..I KNOW)..BUT THE LIGHT DIDN'T CHANGE...FOR ABOUT 4-5 MINUTES....NOW I'M FLASHING THE CAR...BECAUSE I'M A TAD CONCERNED...I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE AN ACCIDENT....I COULDN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE WAS SOOOO DUMB THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD PASSED THE PEDESTRIAN LINE...NOW HERE'S THE FUNNY PART....NO CAR CAME IN EITHER DIRECTION!!!!...WTF....I SHOULDA HIT THE DAMN CAR....IF IT HAD BEEN ME....ANYWAY..SAY WHAT YOU WILL..HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLES...HOPE TO BLOG AGAIN...SOON...UNTIL THE NEXT POST....

AHHHHHHH...

DAMN...until the next post...

AND YA KNOW THIS...

Good morning all...what a great morning it is....I'm up bright and early and feeling REALLY REALLY GOOD....I did my thang last night at GENERATION NEXT...IT'S A SPORTS BAR WITH ALOT OF ACTIVITIES POPPIN OFF THROUGH OUT THE WEEK...I'll post more details later...I believe they have a link...CALM DOWN...it was my first time there...and...I had a great time...BIG SHOUT TO ALL THE COMICS WHO PERFORMED AND EVERYONE THAT CAME THRU...the owners are definitely on to something really big....I love that SYRACUSE...is suddenly...in my opinion...trying to put COMEDY on the map....now don't get it twisted...I'm involved in alot of comedy shit right now..I LOVE IT!!!....and I just want to have more opportunites available to up and coming comics..so they can have different forums to try their material on different all type of people.....listen I am going to make it my business to be there on THURSDAY NIGHTS...I got things to do and places to go...I am definitely feeling myself this morning....have a great day...and a beautiful and blessed weekend...until the next post....

HUMPIN TODAY IS ACCEPTABLE....

Good morning all...I hope everything is good...I am tired but glad to see another day...a lot is on my agenda today...first...I have to clean up a mess I made..and it wasn't intentional....INTERPRETATION is a dangerous thang...I said something...that could've been taken too many different ways....and that opened up doors...that I wasn't even trying to open....but..it's not good..I know what I meant...but folks interpreted it differently...soooo....GOOD BAD OR INDIFFERENT...I am going to make it right and clean the shit up...so...it is what it is....Wednesday is a good day because it's closer to Friday..I can't wait to see Friday...busy week...and it's going fast....SO THAT GREAT....OH...one more thang...if your TIMBS SOUND LIKE HIGH HEELS WHEN YOU'RE WALKING OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK...THROW THEM SHITS AWAY!!!..PAHLEEZZ.....THEY'RE LOUD AND UGLY!!!....I had to get that out there...I saw 3 different men this week and they had on the loud azz ugly boots...THEY WERE'NT TIMBS....I think they were "LIMBS"...sorry guys....well..I gotta go...until the next post peoples....

THIS MUST BE A DREAM....

OMG….GOOD MORNING WORLD..HOPE ALL IS WELL OUT THERE...…NOW SYRACUSE….SMDH….WHAT IS IT???…8-10 FEET??…WTF…IT’S MARCH 7TH…..I AM SO…GLAD TO BE ALIVE……I don’t know why this weather surprises me…..I really don’t know why it aggravates me…..I should be used to it by now…..WELL I’M NOT…I HATE SNOW!!!……THIS SHIT IS CRAZY….SUMMER…PLEASE HURRY UP AND GET HERE….MY SHOES….WANT TO COME OUT AND BE FLY...….MY BOOTS ARE WACK!!!….AFTER….39,000 DAYS OF SNOW…...REALLY…REALLY….I MEAN REALLY!!!…SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED…IT’S NOT EVEN EXCITING ANYMORE…HOW MANY SNOW DAYS CAN MAKE A PERSON HAVE….YOU STILL GOTTA CLEAN THAT SHIT UP…..MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH…..IT’S MONDAY….AND I GUESS IT’S ALL EXPECTED….HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLES..I'M DONE...GOTTA GET THRU THIS DAY....PRAY FOR ME.....UNTIL THE NEXT POST...

IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT....

Good morning all…what a week…let me see….first….JEFF’S BIRTHDAY….then A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER….and then …MY SON-JUSTIN- WHO I LOVE DEARLY IS GOING THRU SOMETHING right now…….it’s very overwhelming but I am praying that things work out…now….I haven’t had a lot of time to focus on my blog…it’s just been MARCH MADNESS…on a personal level…and I’m dealing with it and I BELIEVE IT’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!!.....I have faith and we are going to get thru this….my SONS contribute a lot to my comedy material…as well as LIFE EXPERIENCES….but it is what it is…now I know it’s late…but.. I HAVE TO GIVE A BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TODAY TO JEFF my hubby..…but it’s only late on my blog…OKKKKKKK…..I love you!!!!..and you know this MAN!!!....the computer thing….UPDATE….THE VIRUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING….I am apologizing for anyone who has received an email from me that was disrespectful or inviting them to a link that caused them viral problems…….IT WASN’T ME!!!.....FRIDAY IS FINALLY HERE….THANK GOD….I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THE LAST WORK DAY OF THE WEEK….I seriously need a break….but someone has to pay for it….AHHHHHHH….TIMES ARE TOUGH…whateva……now on the COMEDY LEVEL….I will be posting all my show dates next week…….I am so excited…because IT’S A LOT….and all for the month of MARCH AND APRIL….and that’s wassup….so folks…I’m doing the countdown to spring…..SUNDAY MARCH 13TH WE TURN OUR CLOCKS FORWARD…AHH YEAH BABY….LONGER DAYZ…YESSSS!!!......so…have a great day and please enjoy your weekend….until the next post….

OMG...IT'S FRIDAY...

Good morning all...THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY...I am so happy to see you!!!....I really thought it would never get here...this has been one HELL OF A WEEK...cause...YOU TAKE THE GOOD..YOU TAKE THE BAD...OMG...is that the FACTS OF LIFE song???...it is what it is!!....first of all I have to thank my girl..."CHRISSY OST"...this morning...she gave me the opportunity on WEDNESDAY...to do my thang on her radio show...WERW.SYR.EDU...and she does her thang every WEDNESDAY night at 5-7pm....she has guests on her show.....music and the girl...talks alot!!!...JUST LIKE ME!!!...I had fun and I know you're gonna love it..I LOVE YOU CHRISSY!!!!....I am also going to be doing my COMEDY thang at SHARKEYS....‎7240 Oswego Road,Liverpool, NY @ ‎8:30PM Friday, March 4th....tickets are $12...and there's two shows!!!....check my facebook page out for more details....I am so glad it's FRIDAY....for real.....and I really want to scream!!..but of course...it's snowing...WHO CARES!!!...I have to go now...got things to do and people to talk to....February is gone....DAMN!!!.......it will be MARCH....by the time I blog again.....time flies when you're having fun...or there's only 28 days in the month....go figure.....I hope everyone has a great day and a even better weekend...until the next post peoples.....

DUECE DAY!!!

Good morning all...hope all is well on this FREEZING TUESDAY....I'm up about and want to get thru today...like CRAZEE...I smell...shit..I don't know why...I'm so fresh and so clean clean...but I'm praying it doesn't come my way....I'm truly happy this morning..only because I wear long johns...and that's wassup...y'all betta act like ya know....I got a busy week planned once again...and I'm a trooper...I'm in it for the long haul...there's some dates I want you guys to look out for...but...BRAIN FREEZE...will post later...gotta go..until the next post....

THIRSTDAY.....

Good morning all...hope all is well today with everyone...PAUSE...this is troubling for me....but I can't believe how much people focus on their outer appearance..HARDCORE....and trust me...I'm a DIVA....I do what it do!!!....and I don't have a big problem with it...it bothers me when you're BEAUTIFUL on the outside and UGLY on the inside SEEPS OUT.....which in ghetto terms is "FAKE"...."ATTENTION FAKE FOLKS!"...please....and I'm begging y'all..STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!....REAL RECOGNIZES REAL!!!.....now I guess...some of you are going to look in the mirror and say....I KNOW SHE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!!...maybe not...BUT PLEASE TAP YO FRIEND!!....I really try not to get all PHYSICAL with folks....only because I can make your ear bleed with the WORDS that come out of my mouth...and TRUST...that hurts more...and lasts longer....now this is not directed to any one in particular...so CHILL!!!...this is just a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!....meanwhile back to reality....I just want to take a moment to thank everyone who shouted my son out yesterday for his birthday....THAT'S LOVE.....WE ARE SO BLESSED AND VERY THANKFUL TO SEE ANOTHER DAY......well in closing...got things to do...AS USUAL...and it's a BEAUTIFUL DAY in my neighboorhood...MISTER ROGERS..RIP....keep smiling y'all..cause I really ain't mad atcha!!!....for real....until the next post....

JARELL.............KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING...

OMG...IT'S WEDNESDAY...FEBRUARY 16TH....22 YEARS AGO TODAY..MY FIRST BORN CAME INTO THIS WORLD....ON THAT DAY...WHICH SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY..AND...MAN...OH MAN....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JARELL...MY SON IS ONE OF THE MOST CARING...LOVING...SWEETEST...BRIGHTEST...UP AND COMING SUCCESSFUL BLACK MEN OF THE CENTURY...YUP YUP...AND I LOVE HIM SO VERY MUCH...I HOPE HE HAS A GREAT DAY....I KNOW. HE WILL...CAUSE I SAID SO...NOW....I HAVE NOT BLOGGED FOR A MINUTE...BUT LOOK...IT IS WHAT IT IS....I HAVE BEEN SO DARN BUSY....Y'ALL AIN'T HEAR ME...I'VE BEEN SOOOOO BUSY...AND I LOVE IT....I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED..ON FUTURE SHOWS...BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF FUTURE SHOW DATES...AND I'M GETTING READY TO TOUR....INFORMATION AND DETAILS WILL SOON FOLLOW...LISTEN...I GOT PEOPLE TO CALL...AND PLACES TO BE....SO KEEP PEEPIN THE PAGE....AND KEEP SMILING...I AM....UNTIL THE NEXT POST...

WHAT THE HEZY..

Good morning all...IT IS FREEZIN OUTSIDE!!!!...CAN SOMEBODY SAY 8 DEGREES???!!!....DAMN...it is what it is...DEAL WITH IT!!!....I am so tired this morning....but..I got things to do....BIG SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT....CAN'T WAIT....WELL....TICKETS ARE ON SALE...AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW...YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME.....I REALLY have more to say...BUT time is limited...I am going to make a GREAT EFFORT towards an afternoon blog.....PRAY FOR ME....well..I'LL SEE SOME OF YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.....until the next post.....

LIVE...LAUGH...AND LOVE....

Good afternoon all… I got thru Monday….alot to deal with today BUT I am so glad that I woke up this morning…Thank God…..I’m gonna pray today goes by really really fast….don’t have time for the BS today….NOW….really quick…...I have tickets…for the show…..I have on Thursday….I really need the mic in my hand…..right about now...and....I don’t wanna hurt nobody today…...DON’T START NONE…...WON’T BE NONE!!!...I can’t wait for SHOWTIME…..this has been a crazy month... February…...what is going on....and it won’t stop…it won’t stop…it won’t stop…NAH NAH NAH NAH…now…I have to get my SHIT together people…..and SO DO YOU!!!....I am really amped today….now..…I’m gonna get through the stuff that’s on my TO DO LIST…then I’m gonna chill….cuz…a sista need a break…YUP ALREADY….It's Tuesday and my goodness...is it time for me to go to bed????....well..it feels like it....SHOWTIME ON THURSDAY...YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA MISS THIS!!!...IT'S ABOUT TO REALLY GO DOWN!!!....4 HIP HOP RAPPERS AND 3 COMICS....I'M JUST SAYIN!!!.....Tickets are $12...well...check the facebook for more details...until the next post...

COUGHING SUCKS....

OK GOOD DAY...THIS HAS BEEN A VERY TRAMATIC DAY...IT WAS MY FIRST DAY BACK TO WORK...I'VE BEEN OUT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS...AND I HAD TO GO BACK HOME...MORE TO THE STORY BUT....SICK IS SICK...AND THE ADDITIONAL STUFF THAT WENT DOWN...I STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM.......TOO MUCH TO HANDLE...MY PRAYERS GO OUT TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD...I ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE MINUTES ON LINE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE DOODIE ON A STICK....SO...JAZZ CENTRAL - THURSDAY - FEBRUARY 10TH - MORE DETAILS ON MY PAGE...THIS IS ANOTHER KD PRODUCTIONS EVENT....I GOTTA GO LAY DOWN......UNTIL THE NEXT POST

GOOD AFTERNOON...

HELLO WORLD...HOPE EVERYONE IS GOOD TODAY...I AM......LAST NIGHT WAS HOT TA DEF!!....I'M STILL FLOWING ON THAT FEELING RIGHT NOW...DAMN...THAT'S SHIT WAS GREAT......LEMOYNE COLLEGE HAD A GREAT TIME AND ALL THE COMICS HAD A GREAT TIME..I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE COMICS.....AND OF COURSE DJ KAT...WHO ALWAYS WORKS MY INTRO MUSIC....AND I LOVE YOU KAT....I HAVE TO SHOUT TOYA OUT...CAUSE SHE DOES WHAT SHE DOES AND SHE DOES IT WELL....LOVE YOU TOYA.....I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TO LEMOYNE.....THANKS KD....WE DID OUR THANG!!...GOTTA MAKE THIS BLOG BRIEF....HAPPY FRIDAY....ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND....AND KEEP SMILING...I WILL.....UNTIL THE NEXT POST....

REALLY????

GOOD GOSH DARN MORNING..I KNOW HAVE NOT BEEN BLOGGING FOR A MIN...BUT GOOD GOT DAMN......TODAY IS "CAPS ON TUESDAY"...YES IT IS...SHOULD I BE BUSTING CAPS AT FOLKS???...NOOOOO....I SAY THIS ONLY CAUSE I HAVE TO TYPE FAST AND I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE "SHIFT" BUTTON... NOT TODAY ANYWAY.....WOW......I WOKE UP THIS MORNING A LITTLE RUSTY...NOW I'M SHINING AGAIN...GOT THE MOJO IN THE SYSTEM...I LOVE HAVING A BLOG...CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HIT WITH SHIT..ALL I HAVE TO DO IS...SIT DOWN AND JUST TYPE AND POST IT AND CLEAN IT OFF....VERBALLY..FOLKS THAT KNOW ME...KNOW...I DON'T BITE MY TONGUE...EVEN THOUGH AT TIMES I WISH I COULD...IT IS WHAT IT IS....LOOKA HERE...LOOKA HERE....I LOVE WHAT I DO...AND I KNOW I DO IT WELL!!!....I SAY THAT WITH THE UTMOST HUMBLED LOOK.....WITH THAT SAID.....DO YOU!!!...AND DO YOU WELL!!!....BE AS ORGINAL AS YOU CAN BE....TRY TO BE FRESH WITH YOURS....PLEASE....THIS IS 2011...FOR CRYING OUT LOUD......THIS IS NOT HATE PUMPING RIGHT NOW...IT'S DISGUST...I HATE TO CHECK FOLKS...THAT SHOULD REALLY CHECK THEMSELVES....WHEN YOU PUT THAT PRECIOUS MIC IN YOUR HAND...RESPECT THAT SHIT..RESPECT THAT SHIT...YA GOTTA RESPECT THE GAME PEOPLE....CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S GONNA HOLD IT NEXT...GET IT RIGHT....IT'S COMEDY PEOPLE....NOW I'LL BE PERFORMING AT LEMOYNE THURSDAY...A SISTA IS AMPED UP!!!....FRIDAY JAZZ CENTRAL....AND EARLY FEBRUARY I'M HANGING WITH THE "HOT TA DEF RAPPERS"...SPONSORED BY THE ONE AND ONLY "KD THE COMIC"....CHECK US OUT!!!...LOOK...GOT PEOPLE TO SEE AND THINGS TO SAY...GOTTA GO...GOTTA GO...GOTTA GO....DON'T LET NO ONE MESS WITH YOUR FLOW PEOPLES...UNTIL THE NEXT POST..

IT'S REALLY ABOUT JAVON.................

Good morning all….…HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JAVON….OMG…TODAY IS MY MIDDLE SON’S BIRTHDAY….I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY…I HAD TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT TODAY…18 YEARS AGO…TO DELIVER HIM….WHAT A DAY THAT WAS…I LOVE YOU JAVON!!!…..ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY!!!.....so it’s FRIDAY….right…right….can’t wait until 5pm….well…I’M JUST FEELING A BIT TIRED…….just pray I don’t lose it today…..I AM SO……..AGITATED……maybe it’s labor pains……I don’t know…..well…I’ve got to change the energy level this morning…it’s my son’s 18th year on this earth…… tahday…..and my baby just got his working papers…mmmm…..SMH...and my oldest…TRUST HE’S DOING THE DAMN THANG……love all you guys…can’t wait to get back home…..LOVE AND HAPPINESS…..everyone have a great Friday and enjoy the weekend……until the next post…

BLESSED.........

Good morning good morning….I hope everyone woke up thankful….I know I did….I had a GREAT night last night….and of course it’s because I had a mic in a my hand….I really didn’t intend on performing last night..I really didn't ..lol..…so check this out…..WISEGUYS is having IMPROV classes…and you know me…I can be a EAGER BEAVER at times….I love the fact some folks GENIUELY MISSED ME…..and I did miss folks…..I’m not gonna front…..so I WOULD DEFINITELY LIKE TO SHOUT ALL THE POSITIVE COMICS OUT THERE WHO ARE REALLY PUTTING IT IN……DO THE DAMN THANG…AND DO IT HARD……I AM……...so I do the class thing….LOVE IT…LOVE IT…LOVE IT…..and I really didn’t go there to perform…I really didn’t…..lol..…but it is what it is…THE MIC WAS CALLING ME!!!…(R KELLY's – YOUR BODY’S CALLING ME SONG)…..and I must answer….lol….I did my thang….and WHAT A FEELING…..for some reason after that...…. LL COOL J’S SONG HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD ALL NIGHT…AND THIS MORNING…..remember this song…AHHHHHHHH…..AHHHHHHHH…..AHHHHHH…..DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK…I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS!!!..short version….….I LOVE IT….ok…..I guess it’s not a surprise a sista’s on a cloud this morning…..well….I’m gonna be on HERE for a minute….got at least 3 more shows lined up for next week….can’t wait….details of when and where will be posted soon…..ALSO…I have to say…..I love my family…..all my SONS are doing the damn thang…and making momma PROUD…..KEEP YOUR HEAD UP YOUNG MENS….…..IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN FAM!!!…..well…gotta love ya’ll and leave….everyone have a great day…..WOOOOOOOOOOOWEEE…..I AM…...REGARDLESS….until the next post…

YESSSSSSSSSS....

Good aftanoon...dang......"It's been a long time"...ok...hope everyone is doing what needs to be done...I AM...don't have alot of free time anymore....making plans....and getting ready to start my calendar of events up again....playing catch up is very hard to do...but I do what I can...WHEN I can....gotta be short and sweet today..so much stuff on my plate.......I am sooooo busy right now....I have not been able to do the internet thang for a minute....the beginning of the year has been a tad tough...but thanks for the inbox messages..I appreciate the love.....some folks have missing a sista..SPECIAL.....I miss bloggin...ALOT!!!....hope everyone has a great day....until the next post

HUMPIN ON THIS DAY.....

Good morning all…it has been one busy week…AND I LOVE IT……first I would to thank everyone who acknowledged my birthday….THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!….I felt the love…..and I would also like to shout out all the CAPRICORNS ….TOYA…I SEE YOU BABY!!....I have made so much progress this week….on all fronts….and I am so thankful that I am ME….cause…if I was someone else…a sista would’ve seriously went POSTAL….but whew…that’s not me…..and I’M OLDER NOW…..lol….I really don’t know what that was supposed to mean….but whatever….I hope everyone has their shovels…cause it is what it is….DEAL WITH IT AND PRAY….check this out...cause I haven’t done this in a very long time…...I want to take a second to shout out all my fellow comics who are out there doing the damn thang….especially because…it’s a new year…you really want make this COMEDY THING HAPPEN….so go HARDCORE in 2011….I am…..everyone has words of wisdom to share regarding the comedy and I know I appreciate the advice….but my thang is I will learn more from my mistakes and I’m watching everybody…EACH ONE TEACH ONE….AND QUESTION EVERYTHANG….….but MY SUPPORT TEAM….has my back and my extra set of eyes…GET BACK NEGATIVITY..I LOVE THAT!!!….….all I have to say is….I love what I do…and I really try not to stress the process as much because it takes away from what I love and what I'm trying to do….I’M GIFTED TALENTED TOUCHED CRAZY LOVING AND BLESSED....AND DEFINITELY ABOUT TO KNOWN….well worldwide anyway.....I feel it….….so now I am back to blogging and I really really need a PERSONAL ASSISTANT who can take shorthand….yeah SHORTHAND….cause a sista is finding it more and more challenging to get on line and to blog….well..my problem right....lol....…have a great day people…and MAKE A SNOWMAN…OR WOMAN…..until the next post…

JIGGA....

Good morning all...I am truly blessed and highly favored...and so thankful that I've been granted another day....I'm definitely going to be catching up on some chores and squeeze a little bit of relaxation in my day....now...if you don't know...I am quickly approaching the day in which I was born....it's only hours away....I am so excited....so...I asked my boys if they knew what the lucky number is...and they are so sweet..BLESS THEIR HEARTS.....they're numbers were lower than I expected..which was very flattering...I must say....but....rumor has it...BLACK FOLKS AGE SO WELL...this is what I heard..dang.....anyway....a sista bootie is getting OLE in reality though....lol...and it's all good...well RIGHT NOW....I wanna give a BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE CAPRICORNS!!!...and to my followers...sorry about the gaps in blog postings....but ummmmmmm....I BLOG BECAUSE I WANT TO....and I do have a REAL LIFE....and it DEMANDS A LOT OF MY TIME...lol....now wait until I get my PERSONAL ASSISTANT...then it will be on and popping...it's ok to DREAM...shoot.....don't hate....have a great day...and get your butts ready for tomorrow....I am....smooches....until the next post..

TEN REASONS TO SPEND...CHOOSE ONE....

Good morning world…IT’S SNOWING…AGAIN….but who cares….right….….thank God it’s Friday!!!..I am so happy Friday is finally here….and this is the 7th days of the NEW YEAR…we’re moving fast…real fast…..and I LOVE IT!!!....I hope I get a chance to blog HARDCORE…at least this weekend…….I haven’t really been putting it IN….but give me a minute….I trying so hard to be positive this year….trust me….IT IS HARD!!!...I am receiving daily blessings…THANK YOU LORD…yes INDEEDY..…..but UMMMMMMMMM……folks……FOLKS…….why some of ya’ll wanna…mess with a SISTA……IT’S A NEW YEAR PEOPLE…..but ahhhh……...IF YOU DON’T KNOW….please…ASK SOMEBODY…..SABRINA IS NOT THE ONE!!!……”SUCK”WHAT YA HEARD!!!...I’m just saying….NAH MEAN….LOL….I had to….any way….be careful out there in the snow today….especially NYC….I’m praying for ya…..HEY CAPRICORNS…..SOUND LIKE IT’S GONNA BE MORE HOUSE PARTY’S!!!....OLE SKOOL REPRESENT!!!!...don’t let the SNOW mess with your BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION….I know I won’t when my DAY COMES….AND YES…..IT’S MONDAY!!!......well…..gotta go…gotta go…gotta go…..everyone have a GREAT FRIDAY and a BLESSED WEEKEND….don’t forget to include a SHOVEL in your weekend plans…..until the next post…

GOOD THANG...

Good morning all…yeah it’s been a long time….but EYEZ here….I love comedy…and Lord knows…that’s my ticket out of the regular...day to day BS...so I hope...….it’s the COUNTDOWN…FOR THE COUNTDOWN…..ahhhhhhh man….I am so busy lately...…I ain’t been this busy like this for a minute…....they say…."BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR!"….because it may not come when I expect it...…but IT’S RIGHT ON TIME...when it happens...….well...it’s Thursday…and this week has FLEW by quick…and that’s a good thing….I got things to do and places to go….I am booked already for 3 shows this month…and I’m writing and practicing LOVE it…..I am definitely happy….a little TIRED….but it is what it is…..I handle my bizzness and move on…..I would like to give a shout out to all the CAPRICORN BIRTHDAY’S TADAY….especially my cousin TRINA PATTERSON…and that’s wassup….keep spreading that NEW YEAR LOVE….it’s only the 6th day...…dang…..stay blessed folks…until the next post….

NEW YEAR....SAME...YA KNOW....

Good morning all...well it's back to work for some...and for others...YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T HAVE NO JOB LAST YEAR...anyway...my bad...I wasn't on vacation..well it's just..another day...another way...for me taday.....I hope everyone is back...rejuvenated....and got a lot of energy...well you should be...YOU WERE ON VACATION!!!....I am so...energized....and I am going IN today...like I never ever ever...did before....I am so anxious for the work day to be ova....oh by the way...I WANT TO GIVE A QUICK SHOUT OUT FOR AYNAY...fellow comic.....WHO'S GOING TO BE PERFORMING AT CAROLINES TONIGHT @ 7pm IN NYC....DO YOUR THANG GURL!!!.....I'll be here rooting for ya....everyone else...have a blessed day...and stay positive...I know I WILL....until the next post..