FOLKS DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY....I'M ONLY BUGGIN....

MAN OH MAN!!!....FRIDAY IT IS!!!.....Good morning all..TGIF…..We did it….we made it through another week….I am so so HAPPY!!!...I really don’t have a lot to say today….…I have so much on my plate....got things to do…..people to see…I’M SO EXCITED….AND I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT…I’M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT…..actually I can’t wait to put my feet up....…to all the folks out there on the worldwide web….FOLLOW ME....…FOLLOW MEEEE……..IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE….SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES….not really...…but….…I definitely feel the heat….and I love it!!!....EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED WEEKEND….do your thang…..and if you happen to be in neighborhoods where I’m performing next week...….why don’t you STOP BY…have some fun….LIVE A LITTLE….LAUGH A LOT!!!!…..I’M SENDING HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL TODAY…SMOOCHES……PARTY PEOPLE…..IT’S GONNA GET FUNKY…SOUL SONIC FORCE….. until the next post......

LET'S DO IT AGAIN......

GET A ANOTHER TASTE OF ME....AGAIN!!!!.....I'M EXCITED AND I KNOW YOUR EXCITED....FOR THOSE WHO MISSED ME THE FIRST TIME...YOU DON'T WANNA DO IT AGAIN.......YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS ONE....I LOVE IT...I LOVE IT....GOD IS GREAT!!!!...ALL THE TIME!!!!!.....TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH @ 7:30 @ CAROLINES..CALL 212-757-4100 RSVP...COVER CHARGE $5...SAY MY NAME....SAY MY DAMN NAME!!!.......:

MICROPHONE CHECKA....1..2...1...2

OHHHHHHHHH WHATA NIGHT…….WHO LOVES YA DEAR…….remember that song…my father loved that song(I miss you Daddy)…..GOOD MORNING ALL……soooo…….I went to Wiseguys last night….wah wah wahhhhhhhhh……..man oh man….yo they didn’t put me on…….YUP YUP…you heard me…THEY DIDN’T PUT ME ON…..okkkkkkkk…whateva….one establishment don’t stop my show……that’s when I found out….I am seriously ADDICTED to the mic….a sista was tight, hurt and PROFESSIONAL…ok…there were 17 comics that wanted to perform last night…DAMN……and I got the AXE….ok.. “HATED IT”(In Living Color)… you know what folks….I can’t remember ever being cut from a line up…but IT’S ALL GOOD…I guess a sista needed a reality check…...I got material that is definitely gonna make people…almost be ADMITTED to their local emergency room….I ain’t even playing….I LOVE WHAT I DO…AND DO WHAT I DO BECAUSE OF WHAT IT DOES TO PEOPLE…I have to get ready to do my thang in NYC….can’t wait….because…I need the mic in my hand…like right now……***NEWS FLASH***…..as some of you folks know…since July 30th I have really been trying to put it in on my BLOG……good…bad…or just whateva man…..I really didn’t know I had to say this but…..I DON’T WANT ANYBODY CATHCHING ANY TYPE OF FEELINGS…AFTER READING THIS TODAY…….my blog is MY BLOG…..I am who I am…which not a major difference from what I’m writing daily….….now…”READING vs. SPEAKING”…..???? is a dangerous thing….at times people…..it’s all about INTERPRETATION ….….(I AM REALLY SORRY I’VE GOT TO BREAK THIS DOWN THIS MORNING)…If I type….”SOME FOLKS ARE CRAZY”….people…. it’s how you read it….(hint hint…I know what the hell I mean)…. see the COMMENT box below….use it….if SABRINA….writes something…that you may interpret to be a PROBLEM to you….…let a sista know…that’s what I want…..another thang…..ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU IN THE WORLD WIDE WEB….SO PLEASE USE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY…..and most importantly….I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS TO ME THAT MAY OFFEND YOU….that being said…..my BLOG’S sole purpose is to establish and maintain a FOLLOWING….anything beyond that…OHHHHH WELLLLL….…my blog may be a BLESSING and/or a CURSE….but I love COMEDY……..ya’ll ain’t hear me….I LOVE COMEDY…and nothing and no one is gonna mess with my FLOW…. Sooooo…EVERYONE HAVE A TRULY BLESSED DAY…and keep reading the blog…..cause…I got a lot to say…….until the next post….

DON'T STOP...GET IT..GET IT...

Good morning all…..Thank you Jesus……..cause I really didn’t want to get out my bed this morning….folks…I said….to myself of course…...if I get over this HUMP I know things will be ok…”.my mind is telling me no…but my body ….is tell me YES”…R KELLY moment…..  ….I’m putting things in perspective this morning……only because….I want…I need…and I love…..COMEDY….I know I know…you’re like here she go again with the COMEDY BS……AHHHHHH HELL YEAH…..this woman is hungry for it!!!….and “I ain’t to Proud to Beg”…TLC was the GROUP back then……...I thought of some shyt this morning….that was funny as hell…but…I’m gonna save that for the stage….every day I’m thrown material…for reasons..still unclear to me…..but I just be picking up stuff….I saw a lady this morning with a corduroy skirt on ….turtle neck sweater and open toe shoes…is she confused?…she’s making me hot just looking at her…what……it ain’t even that cold…she must’ve got dressed in a freezer this morning with her socks on……..then I saw two people at the bus stop….CRACKHEADS….well I was surprised…what…CRACKHEADS working?…that’s some crazy crazy stuff….cause my son can’t seem to find a job….what’s the message folks…cause I don’t like it…well…ANYWHO…..I have to prepare for my upcoming performances….I’m gonna hit a few comedy spots in the CUSE tonight…then off to NYC….to do my thang….I love it!!!...well…as always I want everyone to have a beautiful day…and stay UP….I wouldn’t want you to sleep on me….holla at me with comment….request….suggestion…I’m OPEN…how about you?....until the next post….

BEFORE I LET GO.....

Good morning folks…another day….ANOTHER DAMN DAY….I am soooo glad the week is moving…not fast enough…but moving….I wished I could have stayed in the bed a just a tad bit longer…it is CHILLEEE… …well for me….it’s COLD….but I’m up….I’m happy and blessed…….I’m getting ready for my performances on stage …excited….excited ….excited…..I ain’t even gonna front…….NOW……for the folks that know me…..I mean really know me…..(a small few) know that I am over here bugging out because of the anticipation…….I am irritable…happy….sad….excited…..about to explode……and a lot of things are going through my head…...BUT I GOT MY COOF….coof??....ok..so what I said it…but I got it…....and that just came out of nowhere…..but I have it together..….OH YES INDEEDY……..Well as it looks right now……this is going to be a long AZZ day….so your day will be just as long….sorry….….HEY HEY HEY…..(Fat Albert’s voice)…I want to take this time to thank all the 2,700 readers….OH MY GOODNESS(Shanaynay’s voice)……now you know…..I A’INT NO JOKE……ole skool again represent……..that’s over 1,000 more readers then the  last time….ummmmmmmmmm…..SOMEBODY WANNA SAY…..FOLLOW ME…FOLLOW MEEEEEE…….I GOT FOLLOWERS!!!!....….that’s a great feeling!…and I’m going to do my best to keep the numbers “RISING TO THE TOP”………cause I might need some of y’all to ACTUALLY come out and see me perform….ONE DAY….….DAMN THAT’S HOT…..until the next post....

BREE BREE...Bring Real Energy Everyday....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHYEAAAAAAAAAAAH.....Good morning good morning.......I feel great this morning......and I don't have to tell you...it's showing all over.......I got that feeling...baby baby..I got that feeling.....love it people....I am so happy this morning....for so many reasons...Y'ALL just don't know.......I am so going IN today...  HARD........YESTERDAY IS STILL ON MY MIND!!!......I am so excited...WIN LOSE OR DRAW....the experience was great!.....I wish I could go on auditions all the time...WAIT....that would probably mean I wasn't any good.. now...wouldn't it?...whateva you get the point.....but I wish I could...JUST BECAUSE....I felt nervous...excited...and confident....all at the same time.....and now I'm  just WAITING......NOT KNOWING...is sooooooo stressful.....I can't stand waiting...that's my biggest weakness folks....I can't hold WATER for long periods of time....but I have faith...I'm gonna get through this week...Lord knows I want to.......LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE PLANNING HIS ESCAPE....the waiting to leave probably killed his azz....but umm.......Today is Monday folks....let your beginning of the week be a replica of your end of the week........try to take it easy today...and do things on the positive all day ...everyday.......and if for whatever reason...you're troubled about you JOB today...put it on the back burner and GET PAID.....just do the damn thang.....cause there's alot of folks out there....that WANT/NEED a job....ok people...gotta get busy...so I don't think about folks at the auditioning table considering me for this BIG opportunity...REAL TALK...I know I deserve this opportunity....my theory...EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.....sometimes that's GREAT.....let me say what OBAMA usta to say....YES I CAN!!!......well...until the next post....

REMEMBER THE TIME......

It's Friday...It's Friday...I love you...It's Friday...you take so long to get here!!........I am so glad the work week has come to an end.....MMMM MMM MMM.....I have pushed and pulled and got through a lot of stuff this week...and I must say....IT'S BEEN REAL.....and eye opening......I've seen good things and bad....I have learned alot.....and at the end of the day....I'M STILL GONNA DO MY THANG.....the energy level  is great and folks....I love it!!....I know when you're going in the right direction....things will jump out and try to make you go another way... I got my feet firm on the ground and ain't nobody....I mean nobody....gonna sway my decisions....I love you guys...I love all the support I received.....so far....GOOD AND BAD......it's helped me....in a BIG way.......folks will see...MY HEART IS HUGE....and it never changes....NOW MY MIND...that's a different story.........holla if ya heard me!!!.....well folks...YOU CAN GET WITH THIS OR YOU CAN GET WITH THAT...ole skool to the bone!!!...it doesn't matter to me...I AM gonna GET IT IN....folks...ya'll try to have a beautiful day...and have a DRAMA FREE WEEKEND.....until the next post...

WHAT'S GOIN ON....

Good morning folks....hope all is great on the home fronts TODAY......well...I was really really busy yesterday...I'm still busy today...but I had to write...the world is really crazy...ahhhhhh....FOR REAL.....and my azz is the mix....and for what....CAUSE A SISTA WANNA MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH....... ...well you know it is what is is........I now understand and that's really great...because it's ONLY when I don't understand there are problems....FINE with me.....I want to grow and some folks I have  encountered in my journey said they wanted the same thing... so on a good note....I'M ABOUT TO EAT....and if you want to calm that HUNGER ....you gotta feel it..see it and touch it every day of your life........sometimes we want people to share in our growth.....that would be beautiful......AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.....but not everybody is ready to sit down and enjoy a meal ...WITH ME ANYWAY.......I ain't forcing no one to do anything with or for me.......I love everybody and hope that every one gets FED....when I was younger I would clown folks and call them out when I was rubbed the wrong way or......JUST BECAUSE.......but I'm older now and realize some folks need help.....If you're 100% I really would appreciate your love and support but if your percentage is lower than your age...STAY AWAY from me...PLEASE......you HAVE TO FIX YOU...the business I'm embarking on has different types of people in it...HEAR THIS......I want POSITIVE people around me.......bottom line...if you're negative....you're not welcome in my zone.....all that being said...I am doing my homework and really getting it IN on that COMEDY level...and I saw things last night that made me say.....SOME FOLKS JUST AIN'T FUNNY...sorry SCREECH....and yet he got 7 minutes...what the hezy....anyhow....I love what I do..and I love the feedback and results I get...my fellow comics out there...LET'S MAKE 2011 our year...bottom line...."I AIN'T MAD ATCHA"....get that money people...."I THRIVE TO SURVIVE".....until the next post....

UMMMMMMMM....

Good morning.....BLOG IS LATE...SOOOOOOOO...BLOG CAN WAIT......MARINATE ON THAT ...LOVE YA!!!.....until the next post...

Good morning all.....hope everyone rested well last night...I did...and I have done it again!!!....well just another day in the hood....and it's always something....but isn't that what it's all about....GAME....RECOGNIZES .....GAME...remember that....it's not really about who can play the game...it’s about how long your game lasts and if you can win….....you definitely gotta be in it to win it right.....the object of the game is to is up to the player..…bottom line….do better each time…win…lose or draw….....not everyone can play the game....though…folks…peoples lives are sometimes on the line …LIFE is what you make it….sometimes anyway…real talk…it’s a GAME….I don’t always like the game but ….whateva….today my mind is made up….I gotta do what I gotta do….and I’m good with that….I’m also aware that when you’re in the spot light….it gets HOT….fortunately….I can handle the heat…my azz is always in the kitchen…look…today’s blog is short…cause folks be CATCHING FEELINGS….but ummmmm……that too is all a part of the GAME……well…peoples…I’m definitely gonna be more of thang today……….and I’m good with that….gotta go gotta go gotta go…..until the next post….

It's about that time...

Well we made it through the weekend....Good morning folks....hope everyone had a beautiful and blessed weekend and is starting their day off with THANK GOD!!!.....This is a great morning because everything went well..so far....the boys are off at school and I'm on my way to work.....no problems....so far..which usually means...the DEVIL is watching....I don't mind...shoot...I look good this morning...he can look at me  all he wants(if it's a she...I'm not GAY).....well....this morning is very SUNNY...a good sign....it's not COLD...another good sign........and I feel GREAT....what is really good....OH WAIT....NEWS FLASH.....I have to get serious for one moment.....HATERS....don't you love me?!....I love you!!!!....."Each day through my window I watch them as they pass on by....I say to myself...I'm such a LUCKY GAL..... to  have HATERS like them....is truly a DREAM COME true"....let me stop........NOW... back to our daily informational  blog....This is the deal people.....I got events to confirm....places to check out...and guess what....shows to prepare for....ON TOP OF ALL THAT......my motherly/wifey responsibilities....my life is hectic....and I am so blessed to have so much to do....I am gonna get through today as if there was NO TOMORROW.....but I plan on doing some other things too...so don't be foolish...it's a figure of speech.....Listen people the juices are flowing...the energy level is high...and I am very motivated....as per last BLOG...I'm gonna push ME all in your FACE....until you get TIRED....I hope not...but just in case this is your last read.....thank you for reading the blogs....drop a comment or two..don't be shy.....HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLE!!!...until the next post.....

ME............

Good morning good morning...feeling good and looking good...you know what I  realized last night I have got to fix ME....any and everything I do has got to include have a part of ME in it....coMEdy is a great part of ME....MonEy is a part of ME....and I've got to MakE MorE of it and I've got to get my naME out too.....my goal initially  wasn't about the Benjamin's but I've realized that when folks appreciate you...bottom line...you get paid.....I love what I do...and nobody is gonna get in the way of that......I am always surrounded by soME kind of MadnEss....and that definitely keeps ME MotivatEd...I am always gonna be at the top of my gaME...no MattEr what...and I am going to keep the moMEntum going everyday from this point on... ....I have ManagEd to MakE alot of people laugh in my tiME....and there is a MEthod to my MadnEss.....as a MothEr you learn to deal with things...exaMinE it....question is...and then learn from it.....I have to set an exaMplE for the MEmbers of my family.....and MakE no MistakE.....they're definitely going to be proud of their momma....the only thing that MattErs to ME right now is my happiness....now the whole MEssage in this post is that....truth be told....I am a part of everything I do and say....and it is really all about ME....say what you will....but you need to figure out the saME thing for yourself.....it's Friday!!!!!....and I am loving ME so much right now..........I am a strong woMEn and have faced my share of tragedy...sadness....and financial hardships....but I stay very encouraged by all the things that have been put in my path......and I welcoME the future obstacles...haters.....and anything I don't foresee....this is only making ME stronger.....enjoy your weekend....and keep reading the blog.....and remember....this is not about you right now.....it all about ME.....sMoochEs.....until the next post....

This is some....

You know what...oh..GOOD MORNING my beautiful people of the world wide web......."It's just one of those days".....remember that....people ...people....you know what....it doesn't matter how hard you try to succeed in this world.......there are going to be some people who will just try to stick it to ya.......you can fight...you can argue...you can even attempt to ignore folks.....but you have to stop at some point and say......I'm not dealing with BS anymore....you really have to build on making yourself happy..and I'm going to do that.....someone on facebook said yesterday...they were going to use GUIDANCE to help them....and I agree...GOD PLEASE GUIDE ME!!!....because I am obviously not good at following ME......had to get that out there....WHEW....ok I am so tired this morning...I did my comedy thang last night......loved it.... don't particularly like some of the things that go with doing stand up......but I'm looking at it as..... it is what it is......there is no SHIT that smells good....you just get away from it...If this was a perfect world....people would just admit their wrongs and try to make it right.....well.....anyway....sometimes you have got to stay on the train and get off when your stop comes up..whateva...I guess I feel like going somewhere today .. ...my son Justin started his first day of HIGH SCHOOL...YAY......Javon is sleeping off his football practice from yesterday..LORD help him.....and he's getting ready to do it again today...but tomorrow he will start school ...Jarell....my oldest son is religiously seeking employment....CAN A BROTHA GET A JOB?....folks you just don't know....I don't know why he hasn't secured one yet either......but I feel like it's gonna happen.... soon.........soo....Today folks...live.... love... and learn..well the LEARNING part is hard sometimes for me....only because the TEACHER...sometimes makes me wanna knock the crap out of them............and of course..it's damn hard when your teacher is DUMB........well I gotta love you guys and leave you ....until the next post........

What is really good....

Good morning people....REAL TALK....I've been trying to the best of my ability to be  nice....let me expand on that....ok...when you're a COMEDIENNE...people seem to think just about everything you do or say is funny....well with me anyway.....I find this gift to be very rewarding....and that's a good thang....but unfortunately...it's a curse as well....now...... when I'm "straight up" serious...folks want to try to CLOWN me and act like I'm playing......now I constantly say..."I ain't no PUNK"...and trust...if my azz wasn't OLDER...seriously....I would really be putting some HEADS TO BED....ok ok...you say...that's not mature...NO it's HUMAN....now...if this is too much for ya....SOOOOOO.......I'm going to vent this morning...HOLLA IF YA HEARD ME....don't mess with me...and I won't mess with you...that's the bottom line.....now...just because I don't REACT...RESPOND....or RETALIATE...I'm not RETARDED....I'm doing my best to be RESPECTFUL....but ..."I'm about to lose my mind up in here up in here"....remember that........this is not to SCARE folks....AWARENESS....is a beautiful thing...now....now....if you're taking this personal...YOU MIGHT BE ON THE ONE...but if you're reading this saying...DAMN...this is the same shit I go through....then here's a solution I thought of....."SAY WHAT YOU MEAN...AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY"....don't wait for me to figure it out or approach you...I'm approachable too......if you are approaching me CALM COOL...AND YOU HAVE A AGENDA....we can talk.....now....let this be the last blog like this....cause REAL TALK....I have no problem with people....SOME PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME.....OHHHHHHHHH WELLLLA.......now if I have to revisit this issue again...REAL TALK...I will be filling in the blanks with the WHO's...WHAT's AND WHEN's....okkkkkkk......whew...I feel so much better...HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLE....really.......until the next post.....

BACK TO BIZ....

Good morning..Good morning....yup yup...Rise and Cry early birds.....we got places to go and things to do....first...I have to shout out my baby JUSTIN....HAPPY BIRTHDAY....YOU ARE 14 TODAY...I LOVE YOU....whew...I remember it like it was yesterday.....mmm. mmm ....after delivering my baby...they wheeled me to my room...and Lord... to my surprise...TUPAC had been shot....whew...that day...was good and bad at the same time...that's when I knew my boy was gonna be trouble...and that he's been...but he's the sweetest thing as long as things go his way....ANYWHO....back from having TREES ...I mean THREE DAYS OFF...very refreshing...relaxing...and it is definitely gonna take a minute for me to get back in my groove....it's all about my boy today....I am so blessed...I thank God for giving me another day.....and I'm praying he helps me get me through it....Welcome back to work...school....whatever....just WELCOME....looka here..looka here....I gots to go...I am too blessed to get less....I'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT DAY!!...AND SO IS JUSTIN!!.....smooches all...until the next post...

FRIDAY IT IS............

Good morning folks.....I am rejoicing today!!!....YES LORD!!...I made it!!...I am so happy to see Friday....not only because it's Friday...22 years ago today....Jeff and I...tied the knot...OMG...I was 22 years old....DAMN....I remember those dayz....man oh man........(for the lottery number players...find out what the numbers mean and PLAY IT...dammit..)..anyway...I would like to take this time to shout out Jeff..I love you!!!....of all those many years of...GOOD and BAD....ARGUING and MAKING UP...HIGHS and LOWS....IN'S and OUTS...we stillllllll together....and Lord knows...I'm not a easy woman to get along with (psssssst....I HAVE A BIG AZZ MOUTH)..whateva.....but his stuff smells too...anywho....HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY HUSBAND OF 22 YEARS!!!...and I'll talk to you lata....Now that I've shared my BEEZWAX with you folks...Isn't it a beautiful day....and it's about to go down for some of us this weekend....an extra day off for the working folks...and FREE food for the people that always end of at BBQ'S that aren't invited...hey listen...do what you gotta do today....make it work...so that time goes by faster for ALL of us.....don't let folks rub you the wrong way....BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPERS....I'm gonna be out there this weekend...DON'T GET IN MY WAY!!!....hate some shoppers...but I love to shop...don't judge me....well...all for nothing...don't do way I say....just FEEL how I say it.....ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY WEEKEND....until the next post....

Laughter......

Good morning..good morning to all of you......I'm already out and about...cant' stop reminiscing about last night...YES..I did Stand up at WiseGuys last night...yet once again....I love to see folks enjoying what I love to do.....I get such a feeling when I'm on the stage(not at WiseGuys-I'm not on stage) with a mic in my hand and I'm able to make people laugh.....I know when you look at me...you have to say....OH NO...HERE WE GO...WHAT SHE GONNA DO....SHE BETTA BE FUNNY........I love that....because half the time...I say the same thang...but ...I put on my DIVA hat...and do my thang....some things you do just because...and making people laugh I do...JUST BECAUSE.....the reward I get is so satisfying and it's not a SNICKER....it was a small crowd last night...but who cares....JUSTIN BEIBER...was the highlight for folks in the 'CUSE....unbelievable...folks actually went to see this kid...I ain't mad... REALLY??...I don't have a daughter...so I guess I don't get it since NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK fell off....just a little confused....anywho...it was definitely a beautiful night for me...and its starting out to be a GREAT day....EYEZ HERE right....until the next post

BS BS...all day.......

Morning folks....what a morning already....damn.....see...when I get up in the morning I  thank God I was given another day on earth....now after I get pass that......I'm like...WTF....then I ask myself...do I really want to deal with BS today..I mean really.....then I say I'm not going to let nothing bother me....BUT...once I leave the house....HERE WE GO....the SUNDAY drivers on the road......the early morning crackheads/working woman(I'm being nice)...blah blah blah....I can't wait til my work day is over....is it me or do stupid folks fall in my path....you want an example....OK.....don't ask me any questions if your breath stanks.....don't ask me how I like your outfit when you're wearing green and purple.....don't tell me you just bought your shoes ...when I see the heal is worn down.....don't ask questions you already have the answer for....don't ignore me when I'm right in your face...people....I'm holding on....but today....a 4x4 cell might be my new home....NOT...just saying....."Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge...I'm trying not to lose my head....HAHAHAHA.....it's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder why I keep from going under...HAHAHAHA"....remember that.....just taking it back because I know somebody understands....until the next post...